give me envy, give me malice, give me attention

When we were little we made houses out of cardboard boxes. We can do anything.

[thats-just-my-game]

[augusst-deactivated20200928]

Do you know who this is?

[mindblownie]

definitely gonna get that on a t-shirt.

[zookeeperproblems]

Watching your animal decide to shift like...

[zookeeperproblems]

Zoo visitor: Oh my goooood, this animal is so lonely!!!! It needs a friend!!!! Zoos are CRUEL.

Me: Ma'am, that is a solitary predator. If we put another in there one would probably kill the other. That would be cruel.

Zoo visitor: But it would be so cute!

[holisticfansstuff]

THIS

[everythingfox]

Liquid cat

Maru

[elizabethmarten]

when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

[samaelschain]

The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂 @skillzyo

[allisonpregler]

this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show

[jadedownthedrain]

[mysharona1987]

Christ, tho. 

In terms of rants, this one went *there*. 

[everythingfox]

I love cereal but hate milk, does anyone share my pain?

[wormplant]

you soulless human. eat dirt

[everythingfox]

I don’t think that would taste any better but I’ll try it

[everythingfox]

You know, still tasted better than milk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[camelsandfriends]

[zookeeperzebra]

Happy National Zookeeper Week!

(x)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Is it bad that my first reaction to those first two pics was “Which Animorphs book cover is this…”

[hopelessromanticsunflower]

As a former zoo keeper, I can honestly say that the shenanigans that ensues in downtime is one of the best parts of the job.

[the-awkward-turt]

Me: Regularly spends an entire evening preparing high-quality, thoroughly-researched diets for my animals, including fresh, expensive ingredients and supplements.

Also me: Eats frozen mac and cheese and potato chips for dinner.

[katehawkette-blog]

““Writers don’t make any money at all. We make about a dollar. It is terrible. But then again we don’t work either. We sit around in our underwear until noon then go downstairs and make coffee, fry some eggs, read the paper, read part of a book, smell the book, wonder if perhaps we ourselves should work on our book, smell the book again, throw the book across the room because we are quite jealous that any other person wrote a book, feel terribly guilty about throwing the schmuck’s book across the room because we secretly wonder if God in heaven noticed our evil jealousy, or worse, our laziness. We then lie across the couch facedown and mumble to God to forgive us because we are secretly afraid He is going to dry up all our words because we envied another man’s stupid words. And for this, as I said, we are paid a dollar. We are worth so much more.””

— Donald Miller, Blue Like Jazz

[epiphanies]

“We have to talk about gun control. The NRA has had undue influence on American politics for the last fifty years. But if the New York Attorney General’s investigation finds that the NRA can’t call themselves a nonprofit, that wouldn’t just hurt their bottom line, we would finally be recognizing the NRA for what they are. A political organization, with global influence.”

[theintrovertnation]

[ironmess]

reasons iron man 3 matters:

male superhero having panic attacks 

anxiety being portraited as a serious issue 

tony being able to prove he is iron man with or without the suit

foreshadows that the actions of our heroes have consequences

shows how racist terrorist themes are used to install fear and violence 

tony hangs out with a kid most of the movie and it’s great

breaks the damsel in distress model and makes pepper save the day 

speaking of which she has powers and is badass 

[yodas-yo-yo]

This is also why Tony’s response to Thor is so poignant in Endgame. He’s so patient. So kind… doesn’t make fun… because he gets it. He’s had panic attacks. He’s lived with anxiety… he knows the symptoms.