Baptiste 💚

You can call me Gav. || #alwps || Current Episode: Stormy Weather

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

That's so true

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

wait, can you feel my stomach acid?

bro 😳

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I don't think so, but my stomach does feel a little weird, so it could me.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

do you think people feel stomach acid in heaven?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I think so, but it probably turns into flowers or something pretty.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

oooo, like stomach bouquets! bro i could write a soulmate story about that—somethin’, somethin’, the flower of your favorite person is the one growin’ in your stomach

and you can only figure out who it is by takin’ a poop

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Yes, exactly like that! If you ever write it, I would love to read that.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

absolutely, bro!

might see if marc’s around to beta it first though—gotta make sure it’s not terrible

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

That's so true

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

wait, can you feel my stomach acid?

bro 😳

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I don't think so, but my stomach does feel a little weird, so it could me.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

do you think people feel stomach acid in heaven?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I think so, but it probably turns into flowers or something pretty.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

oooo, like stomach bouquets! bro i could write a soulmate story about that—somethin’, somethin’, the flower of your favorite person is the one growin’ in your stomach

and you can only figure out who it is by takin’ a poop

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

That's so true

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

wait, can you feel my stomach acid?

bro 😳

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I don't think so, but my stomach does feel a little weird, so it could me.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

do you think people feel stomach acid in heaven?

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

That's so true

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

wait, can you feel my stomach acid?

bro 😳

[me-and-my-skateboard-and-i]

what is smth you can feel in your stomach without ever eating it

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

stomach acid, bro

you’re feelin’ stomach acid

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

With a cane in my hand, and a mask on my face

HAWK MOTH?

[ni-yooo]

(i used the park pigeons' calls as a sample in one of my tracks and now mr ramier wants to sue me someone help)

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Yoooooo!

(Could I give it a listen? The alleged illegal pidgeon tracks?)

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

No Offence to the Parisian that recommended Andre's Ice Cream, but I don't like him at all.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Why not? Does he do gross stuff, or somethin’?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I don't like how he acts around people he expects to be couples.. I mean it's up to them.. Not Magic Ice cream

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Yea, I get you, bro

Has anyone considered makin’ their own ice cream shop to run him out of business?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I hope so, I would give so much business

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Me too, dude, me too

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

No Offence to the Parisian that recommended Andre's Ice Cream, but I don't like him at all.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Why not? Does he do gross stuff, or somethin’?

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I don't like how he acts around people he expects to be couples.. I mean it's up to them.. Not Magic Ice cream

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Yea, I get you, bro

Has anyone considered makin’ their own ice cream shop to run him out of business?

[a-simple-song]

In case anyone was wondering, yes, this is a cry for help. Everyone moved to Paris. Nothing interesting is happening here right now.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Come with us brooooooooo

[a-simple-song]

Help me move into Gabriel Agreste's house and perhaps I will ᵇʳᵒ.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

What if we illegally break move into his basement, where he’ll never find us?

:)

[a-simple-song]

Sounds perfect! Absolutely no laws broken here.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Do you happen to have a shovel, bro?

I can’t find one in my apartment

Oh—second idea, you could move into my apartment

[a-simple-song]

Yes, one left over from when we had to [REDACTED] after Felix [REDACTED], remember?

Ah, that would be kind of you. Would you like me to pay off your mortgage?

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Oh, that, haha

Nah, my job pays plenty, you’re good

I could suggest you help decorate though, since it’s a li’l crummy

[a-simple-song]

Nothing that is yours would ever be crummy.

I digress, though. I do enjoy furniture shopping. Shall I assume the colour theme?

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

You clearly don’t remember my attempts to make ice cream by myself in year 5

Yes, although (as always) I’m partial to green :)

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

No Offence to the Parisian that recommended Andre's Ice Cream, but I don't like him at all.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Why not? Does he do gross stuff, or somethin’?

[a-simple-song]

In case anyone was wondering, yes, this is a cry for help. Everyone moved to Paris. Nothing interesting is happening here right now.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Come with us brooooooooo

[a-simple-song]

Help me move into Gabriel Agreste's house and perhaps I will ᵇʳᵒ.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

What if we illegally break move into his basement, where he’ll never find us?

:)

[a-simple-song]

Sounds perfect! Absolutely no laws broken here.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Do you happen to have a shovel, bro?

I can’t find one in my apartment

Oh—second idea, you could move into my apartment

[a-simple-song]

Yes, one left over from when we had to [REDACTED] after Felix [REDACTED], remember?

Ah, that would be kind of you. Would you like me to pay off your mortgage?

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Oh, that, haha

Nah, my job pays plenty, you’re good

I could suggest you help decorate though, since it’s a li’l crummy

[a-simple-song]

In case anyone was wondering, yes, this is a cry for help. Everyone moved to Paris. Nothing interesting is happening here right now.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Come with us brooooooooo

[a-simple-song]

Help me move into Gabriel Agreste's house and perhaps I will ᵇʳᵒ.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

What if we illegally break move into his basement, where he’ll never find us?

:)

[a-simple-song]

Sounds perfect! Absolutely no laws broken here.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Do you happen to have a shovel, bro?

I can’t find one in my apartment

Oh—second idea, you could move into my apartment

[a-simple-song]

In case anyone was wondering, yes, this is a cry for help. Everyone moved to Paris. Nothing interesting is happening here right now.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Come with us brooooooooo

[a-simple-song]

Help me move into Gabriel Agreste's house and perhaps I will ᵇʳᵒ.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

What if we illegally break move into his basement, where he’ll never find us?

:)

[a-simple-song]

In case anyone was wondering, yes, this is a cry for help. Everyone moved to Paris. Nothing interesting is happening here right now.

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Come with us brooooooooo

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

Btw, Quantic Valetine Movie Suggestions, go! @gavroche-paper-scissors @dontletmynamefoolyou @a-simple-song @felix-graham-devanily

And we saw Sharkboy and Lavagirl recently so not again

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse? 🥺

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

On the list! Now we just need to decide before the 14th

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

OR PUSS IN BOOTS

WAIT CAN I CHANGE MY VOTE

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

YOU HAVE UNTIL I MAKE THE POLL

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

WAIT ALSO ALSO TANGLED THE SERIES

HhhhhHHhHhHhH

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

Btw, Quantic Valetine Movie Suggestions, go! @gavroche-paper-scissors @dontletmynamefoolyou @a-simple-song @felix-graham-devanily

And we saw Sharkboy and Lavagirl recently so not again

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse? 🥺

[marc-anciel-always-watching]

On the list! Now we just need to decide before the 14th

[gavroche-paper-scissors]

OR PUSS IN BOOTS

WAIT CAN I CHANGE MY VOTE