Aaaaaa

Unidentified gremlin creature.

[singingwound-deactivated2024111]

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

[fallingtowers]

moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god

[important-cat-pics]

[gleafer]

“He got bit by an animal and became that animal.” -Ruth, Widows Bay

Don’t sleep on this one! It’s on AppleTv ❤️

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[maidthings]

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

[maidthings]

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

[hotvampireadjacent]

Doing some research into ‘praise kink’

[hotvampireadjacent]

Findings suggest maybe I am a good boy

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[lgxs]

[thesejulez]

This is what 4th of July is really about. When Gaga and Beyonce posioned all those people in that restaurant for our freedom to dance. Let us never forget.

[oh-good]

Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

[uncahier]

[jame7t]

Suckfuckers United: new game, $80, unplayable on release, cash shop has $20 skins

Plumboy 21XX: “retro” indie game. creator just posted something really dire on Twitter & you’re not sure if you want to keep your preorder even though they promise it’s gonna help find episodes 1 and 5 of the animated series

Gug: game released in 1999. You remember it being good. It’s not.

Dark Cave growing beneath your house’s foundations without you knowing and for years the semi-sentient ungrowth has learned to hunger for you, specifically, and it’s almost time: self explanatory

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling