Terrans say the darndest things…
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Terrans say the darndest things…
*Accord anthem vinyl scratch sound*
> YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Jump drive thump sound*
> 255.7
*biorhythm sound*
> REAL FLORET FM
*dog clicker*
> WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT FLUFF FLUFF AND MORE FLUFF
*hypnotic snap sound*
*hab Ai chime*
> THIS AIN’T YOUR OLDBLOOM’S STATION
* Floret cut of Imagine Dragons - Radiofractal starts playing *
Why am I forced to work a 9-5 job to afford things I need to live, instead of having a giant plant person pamper me and give me everything I could ever want in exchange for cuddling up to them?
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Babe are you okay? You reblogged mk's Lovebirds (おしどり百合夫婦)
This is still so charming!
for 87 years that girl did Not Stop Talking and that is Why Her Wife Loved Her
sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you
i have no snout and i must bark
Dare I say the thing I love most about Human Domestication Guide as a setting, beyond the magical anti-anxiety and HRT drugs, or even the Affini's unending love for humans, is the fact that it's non-consensual.
As someone with a flavor of mental illness that simultaneously makes me desperately need help, but also be absolutely terrified of it with all my heart, I would still suffer in a world where the Affini followed human conventions of consent. I would do what I've always done and hide my problems, pretend everything is fine, or frustrate medical workers until they deem me treatment resistant and give up (which has happened several times now).
In such a world, I'd refuse Class E's, only cautiously accept Class G's, and go on my merry way slowly tearing myself apart, with expectations of living to 30 at best, 25 at worst. Any time I'd be offered domestication, I'd refuse not because I don't want it, but because I'm pathologically inclined to refuse such a thing no matter what.
The fact that this isn't the case, that I'd be dragged kicking and screaming to receive help, and that help would actually fix me, is the #1 reason I enjoy the setting. The guarantee that, even if I run and hide because I can't help myself, someone will find me, and they're going to care for me until the end of time.
I'm not a therian but pls reblog or something if youre an adult therian. I need to find more nonhuman blogs, a lot of people on here who identify as animals are children.
the transition im crying
I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise
Floret that gets "a lil chubby" from her affini carrying her around and not exercising. The affini did this on purpose and squeezes her like a stress ball now.
I hope i did this right and its up to standard building code or something like that. im new but this is me.,. or something. I wanted something that leaned into the alien side a bit also i can only draw furries so yeah you get a kinda loosely anthro affini some highlights: I prefer injecting xenodrugs directly via fangs because it helps me bond with my floret. I use my long antenna vines to lift my floret, too. In this theyre kept rather far but i usually keep them much closer.
Ouppy?
Are you puppy?
.. I am nnot . I am not.
Terra forever.
Ehehe
Who's a good puppy?
I Deman d you to stop that right now
Does puppy want a treat?
Oh how adorable~! The puppies are playing ^^
I’m…! I’m not a pu py….
D'aawww, is someone in denial~? I have plenty of things to... assist... with that...
A few dripping injectors make themselves known, rattling around above you
I.. I’m proud Terran fighter pilot Aphid. I am currently on duty, flying my ship. I have no interest in being enslaved by you weeds. Besides, I couldn’t even be… a.. puppy.. even if I wanted to, which I do not. Such blissful happiness is a lie. I suggest you leave me alone or I’ll be launching a nuclear cruise missile at your ship once I find you.
Terra forever.
Oh we can absolutely make you into a little puppy, ears and all~! You'd be able to bark and run around and play fetch with all the other puppies, letting your owner make all those stressful decisions a dumb little puppy shouldn't have to make.
That would, of course, require your surrender, though I doubt that'll be necessary in due time <3
We have a way of getting what we want ::)
I’m willing to kill, and more importantly, die for my cause. I’ve done the first, I’ll do the second if I need to. You allegedly won’t do either. War is a bloody, soul sucking, filthy beast, and you have to be willing to play the game. I am. Who do you think will win? Not to mention I’ve heard your tired propaganda before. It’s not possible. I can never have that.
Terra forever.
Oh sweet misguided Terran. It must be so hard for you out there all alone among the stars. You ferals go on and on about loyalty and supremacy, but what has your loyalty awarded you besides your current situation?
If you died for "your cause", would you be remembered, even acknowledged by those you swear allegiance to? I would certainly remember you, you'd be an unfortunate soul we failed to save; does it bother you that your enemy would remember you but your apparatus wouldn't?
You poor, poor thing. There's a warm embrace, a place to stay, somewhere you belong waiting for you. We'll rescue you eventually anyways, so don't worry sweetie, that's just one of the many choices you don't have to worry about making anymore. But if you decide you want to let yourself have what you desire deep down, just know that you'll have much more say over where you end up if you come willingly~
Ouppy?
Are you puppy?
.. I am nnot . I am not.
Terra forever.
Ehehe
Who's a good puppy?
I Deman d you to stop that right now
Does puppy want a treat?
Oh how adorable~! The puppies are playing ^^
I’m…! I’m not a pu py….
D'aawww, is someone in denial~? I have plenty of things to... assist... with that...
A few dripping injectors make themselves known, rattling around above you
I.. I’m proud Terran fighter pilot Aphid. I am currently on duty, flying my ship. I have no interest in being enslaved by you weeds. Besides, I couldn’t even be… a.. puppy.. even if I wanted to, which I do not. Such blissful happiness is a lie. I suggest you leave me alone or I’ll be launching a nuclear cruise missile at your ship once I find you.
Terra forever.
Oh we can absolutely make you into a little puppy, ears and all~! You'd be able to bark and run around and play fetch with all the other puppies, letting your owner make all those stressful decisions a dumb little puppy shouldn't have to make.
That would, of course, require your surrender, though I doubt that'll be necessary in due time <3
We have a way of getting what we want ::)
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you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace
purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
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