you’re my ghost bitch

*credit to penginius for icon!

[gay4klaus]

Your blog header is soooo Jesse Pinkman-core

you’re so right for this 🤭

[colossal-wimp-deactivated202309]

"your team is good, but i don't think you're better than me. i ended the world. TWICE. and you? you're just meat and spandex."

[gay4klaus]

WHOMST THE FUCK IS GODDAMN READY FOR SPARROW ACADEMY

[thehargreevesfam]

YAYYYYYYYYY

[circumstellars]

 @creatorsofcolornet event 7: wardrobe

Diego, Allison and Ben Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy (S2)

↪ Siblings of colour + a featured outfit || {TUA} {cast+}

[tua-said-this]

klaus: someone take me out

dave: what like a date?

klaus: no i meant-

dave: *looks at him with hope*

klaus: yeah, yeah, like a date.

[taiturner]

Alright, alright, alright, enough about me.

[gay4klaus]

And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me

For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me

[gay4klaus]

OKAY but get this

IDK how Ben died but what if one day Ben didn’t return after a mission and then he showed up in Klaus’s room and Klaus was like “Sup dude where ya been” and Ben’s all like “I’m not really sure” and Klaus goes to the rest of the family and is like “Ben’s back” all casually but then the others look around, confused, then Diego asks, “Where?” and then Klaus, annoyed, rolls his eyes and points to him in the threshold of the door, but then Ben gives him a surprised, but knowing look and then Klaus finally realizes: he’s the only one who can see him.

Which means…

[gay4klaus]

Can I trust that you won’t mind My sanity slipping away?

[gay4klaus]

if anyone is a bnha/mha fan and loves aizawa i wrote a fic w/ an original female character and will post ch3 tonight 🥺 check it out if you’re interested and tell me what you think!

read here

[gay4klaus]

Me: Alexa, play the song in episode 2 of the umbrella academy during the Grimmel Brothers scene with Five and Delores running away from Hazel and Cha-Cha

Alexa: You mean ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ by Queen?

Me: Yes

Alexa: Then just say it you dumb extra bitch

Me: 😦

[meg-ikarp]

family hug!

[thesevenumbrellas]

!!!

[userilyarozanov]

Oh, this is nothing. Once, in Rio, oh, I spent eight straight days up.

[gracehargreevesarchive-deactiva]

I heard a rumour-

-that you stopped breathing.

[gay4klaus]

if anyone is a bnha/mha fan and loves aizawa i wrote a fic w/ an original female character and will post ch3 tonight 🥺 check it out if you’re interested and tell me what you think!

read here

[runabout-river]

Can we talk about Diego for a hot second and the kind of disaster this man is?

He arrives in the past on the 1st of September

And we later find out that he has been in the asylum for 75(!) days

But there is this teeny tiny problem I have with these numbers. You see, Five arrived in Dallas on November 25th

Hazel then sends him back 10 days making it the 15th. And here comes the tricky part where I have to do a little bit if math but luckily I went to university for this shit

So Diego, by the time Five arrives and visits him, has been in the 60s for a total of 76 days.

76 days

Of which he spent 75 in an asylum

Meaning, this idiot got himself arrested the very next day after he arrived in Dallas.

Like what did he do? Saw JFK on the television and immediately started running towards his killer's house? That woman whose handbag he saved probably wanted to flirt thank him but he was like: "Ma'am, I need to save the president, how can I get to this highly specific address? Ma'am, I need to cut off some trigger fingers" and off he went, sprinting through the night, trying to be a hero and getting racially profiled into an asylum for all his troubles.

But also he apparently got another superpower. No, I don't mean holding his breath indefinitely or something silly like that. I mean this:

In two and a half months our favorite knife throwing pretty boy goes from his short hair cut to this monstrosity:

Look at all of that hair! They're at least 15cm long! Human hair grows about 1cm per month but this bad boy activated his hidden hair growing powers to show it to the Man in utter defiance of the injustice he's facing by being incarcerated without trial.

And he succeeded beautifully!

We stan a true hero 😭