hold your horses

this is gonna hurt more than when snape killed dumbledore call me jordan  fuckers Instagram

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Imaan Hammam by Theo Wenner for Self Service, Issue 47

[straightwhiteboystexting]

valleyblackgirl

“U fuck with drake?”

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

unfortunately yeah

[belairbeautyqueen]

“Oh my God, you look like the 4th of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad…”

Legally Blonde 2 (2003)

[locles]

[thenatsdorf]

Ostrich and caretaker do a happy dance. [full video]

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me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

[theawesomeadventurer]

why is this formatted like a poem

[theycallmebigpussy]

Because it is one

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pompkin (by DoggieDoc83)

[illkim]

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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[bitchsass]

[gaystation-4]

me on how to get away with murder trying to impress annalise keating in class

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i’m she

[travalicious]

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

[iamabagfullofcats]

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

[alexander]

i should be studying rn but im watching videos about trash

[scandiumsky]

I see you’ve found my vlogs

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

too spooky!

[wewewe-soexcited]

Are you sure?

[turquoise-shadows-deactivated20]

These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.

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Antonio Ledesma photographed by Joan Crisol.

www.instagram.com/joancrisolphoto

[thedogist]

Penny, Golden Retriever (6 m/o), Boston Common, Boston, MA • “She sometimes bites us.”