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He/him. Call me "S." I am a gay witch that plays dnd and listens to podcasts. Get ready for podcast rants, and dnd ideas. Oh, and a ton of gay shit. My witchcraft stuff has been moved to @podcast-witch. @podcast-shitposts is my sideblog of podcast shit

[gaybastardwitch]

I am Fortunato in my gay little jester's outfit. Dopamine is Amontillado, and my brain is Montressor

[itsapmseymour]

20 Years of Neil 🐀🎶

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[podcast-shitposts]

NOOOOOOOOOO HE'S REALLL

[maddiesharafian]

Oops, I never uploaded this one to Tumblr (which I only realized when someone else did, but then was kind enough to tag me, thank you)!

This is the comic that kickstarted my obsession with telling stories with as few panels as I could (usually 10-11 haha), so it’s got a soft spot in my heart. 

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[fullbottles]

i hope the lady running for president of ao3 or whatever says whatever she needs to get in and then just starts banning fandoms she doesn’t like. i hope she merges the tags for naruto and bnha. i hope she starts shadowbanning users for putting too many fandom tags on a single fic. i love censorship and hate nerds

[fullbottles]

with enough votes we can make this happen

[dolphlns]

reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay

[pseudomantis]

He's so beautiful and mysterious

[moronpolice]

shitty-car-mods-daily deactivated and thats so fucked up bc i finally got a picture of the fucked up limousine in my city

[purified-zone]

tumblr is the library of alexandria except the books are the ones setting themselves on fire

[gaybastardwitch]

I know I didn't tell y'all, but I was up in Maine. Good news is, I'm free from the lobster domain. Meh news is that I'm on the way back to the crab domain

[kosmicznacebula]

it's always a good day to complain about English speakers

[fthgurdy]

Important addition: Maria Skłodowska-Curie was born during partitions, which means Poland didn’t exist, which means her insistence that she was Polish was a significant act of defiance against the occupation, which means that you should respect that instead of arguing that ‘well she had French citizenship’. She couldn’t have Polish citizenship despite being Polish, that’s kinda the point she was making by keeping her maiden name and naming a chemical element she discovered ‘Polonium’ .

[morepopcornplease]

HOW TO PRONOUNCE: Skłodowska

L with a dash through it (ł) makes a “W” sound. and W makes a “V” sound.

skwo-DOV-ska

[nessademer]

This is good to share.

[sweatermuppet]

strand of hair caught in hinge of glasses, 500 injured 300 dead

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[gaybastardwitch]

ah, I love it when I feel like garbage, because I just came in from mowing a lawn while it's hot out, so I shower with waters from the river phlegethon to feel better