I hate you polymarket. I hate you kalshi. I hate you fanduel. I hate you experian. I hate you weird other bullshit apps offering cash advances. I hate any and every fucking app and service that so clearly is designed to prey upon the desperate and those with addiction issues, advertising as if there’s such high odds of winning life changing amounts of money or just a harmless little $250 cash advance (on credit and with high interest rates) to wring every single last cent out of folks who are already struggling to make ends meet in this godforsaken SHIT HOLE OF A COUNTRY!















