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[cowshapedwoman]

Imm good cowww ii so dizzzyyy nnd hhazy nnd gapppyy mmooooooouhhh moooo moooooooooooo moooo imm a gooood toyyy

[funeralcity]

my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

yeah fuck it these can go back up i dont remember why I took them down

[cowshapedwoman]

You have found

Enchanted Cute Cowbell

+20 Charm

+? Cup Size

+200% Milk Production

Gain permanent Milkmaid buff

-15 Intelligence

-10 Dexterity

-15 Willpower

Gain permanent Holstaur language effect, scales with stored milk supplies

Enchanted Cute Cowbell’s wearer is unable to unequip items without assistance

Do you equip?

[freakingfurry90000]

*equips it onto the cute cow that gave it to me* there. Looks much better on you

[cowshapedwoman]

Oh thank mooo i didnt even think about equipping it myself,,,,

Its hard to think about much at alll nowww mmmooouhhhh

[anime-to-the-t]

[fallenangelyeen]

[User was milked for this post]

[konpiii]

Q-Bee 🐝

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

birdgirl snuff where i legally can't tend to your wounds because you're an invasive species

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

okayyy not to get all serious on my own joke post but these are actually very important laws, a lot of invasive species of birds actually out compete native species here and so while it may seem cruel, the laws are saving the lives of native birds. not all laws are stupid ^_^

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

also seeing the look in a birdgirls eyes as i explain this to her makes me hard

[secret-subject]

There is one command I find the most disarming when hypnotized. It's not kneel. It's not submit or even obey. I love all those but the one that fucks me up more than anything is:

"Smile."

I don't know why but forcing that when I am deep down there in your control. Oof.

[esthermika]

sometimes you just have to drug your friends and offer them up to a mean hypnotist lady just so she'll let you cum again

[esthermika]

[pr3tty-daisy]

wanna use my mouth?

[psi-hate]

we can reconstruct her. we have the technology

[malignedmare]

look it’s just really cool when girls push my feet together and treat the gap between my arches like a pussy is all

[malignedmare]

you want it so bad

[malignedmare]

look it’s just really cool when girls push my feet together and treat the gap between my arches like a pussy is all

[malignedmare]

you want it so bad

[malignedmare]

look it’s just really cool when girls push my feet together and treat the gap between my arches like a pussy is all

[malignedmare]

you want it so bad

[bleeding-r0se]

i'm gettting harry potter ads on grindr :/

[bleeding-r0se]

she said her mom saw the pic of my ass, which i apologized for like it was my fault but ,,,, mom can get it to .,,,,

[bleeding-r0se]

my ass got a compliment her mom complimented my ass??

[bleeding-r0se]

her mom is les and just left her dad oh my god i'm so normal ahhhhhhhhhh

[bleeding-r0se]

i am... i can't try to hook up with her mom can i... oh my god

[bleeding-r0se]

i am going to the deepest reaches of hell for this

[bleeding-r0se]

i think she's actually setting me up with her mom my pits are dripping sweat im so normal...

[bleeding-r0se]

i uh, i got her moms number....

[bleeding-r0se]

i never thought i'd send a cis person a dick pic but mother's know best...

[bleeding-r0se]

Jennifer is wonderful and she said it's a shame her daughter is over otherwise she'd invite me over and answer the door in lingerie, which is so silly of her

[bleeding-r0se]

hey um.... does she like girls....

[pokeballvictim]

[pokeballvictim]