Hazelslut

please read pinned! / 20s | she/her | transfem lesbian(-ish) | switch-sub / sister kisser / nsft 18+

[kittygirltitty]

Introduction

Hiya! This is my account for more sexuality-related posting that I would rather not show to everyone who I know follows me on main. Is it a lot of lewd content? yes. Is it exclusively that? no. My bio and preferences are below the cut

pro-consang, pro-kink, minors don't interact please

Anygays, hi! I'm Hazel (she/her). I'm a transfem lesbian. This account was created for kink stuff and so you will see a fair bit of that. As far as roles for that go I'm mostly a switch with a submissive lean.

Stuff I'm into:

I like interacting with y'all! If you're not gonna be weird about shit then drop into my DMs or asks and say hi, I don't bite (unless you ask nicely ;3c)

Incest is a pretty strong part of what this blog is about lately and while I do enjoy the sexual nature of a lot of the writing, and would prefer to keep it limited to my alt for fear of judgement, I am genuinely supportive of incestuous/consanguinamorous attraction/relationships far beyond that, and if you can't be cool with that then this isn't the place for you.

I'm honestly comfy with most things? like I'm not massively into much but I get it and am happy to play around with it, y'know? But here are some of the things I lean towards

Incest (Siblings/Cousins), Hypnosis/Mind control, Cum, Bondage, Dom/Sub

Stuff I'm not into:

Pregnancy (nondescript "breeding"/"mating press" stuff is cool just actually thinking about it squicks me out a lil), Incest (other than mentioned above)

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Tags I use:

I used to have a bunch of stuff in here about the tags I use to ensure all content could be properly filtered but in practice I set these up to say hi to one person who wanted this and she has since forgotten ever saying that so /shrug. Be warned for kink, let me know if you would be interested in this space but have some things you'd like warned and I can see about accommodating ^w^

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also check out #💜 fave to see all the siscon writing I like xP

And there you have it! that's my page, have fun!

[grimygrimygrimy]

firm reminder that when youre hitting people in the face for horny reasons you need to need to need to make sure their mouth is fully shut. i dont care how hot slapping something out of someones mouth is, or slapping them to shut them up. if theyd like to keep using their jaw in the future you must make sure its shut first. this can be really hot too ofc for those with open hearts and minds

[grimygrimygrimy]

exactly this part

[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

you can forgive the rgb lighting cuz im just so cutes :3

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

need to get a t-shirt that says "I can be trusted around exposed flesh" at this point it gets my vibe across much easier

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

need to find a decent fabric paint and just do it myself lmao

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[ordr]

Wait what?? Bad dragon is selling nazi furries dicks?

Well that sucks I liked their toys.

yeah, bad dragon will do anything for a few extra pennies,

[smalltiddygothboyfriend]

please check out:

hodge podge

strange befellas

darque path

juliet toys

swisok

kisuandfriends

tentickle toys

nothosaur toys

creature feature toys

pussy punch toys

mnstr toy box

wandering bard toys

bat bites

lust arts

pleasure forge

i’ve bought from several of these myself and i know they’re all well known and well acclaimed self owned toy makers. fuck bad dragon, get a way cooler and more ethical toy from any of these places. I esp love love love the ceela model from strange bedfellas but they and a lot of these places offer knotted toys, ovipositor toys, toys that have cum pumps, and of course monster dicks.

[bearyenby]

Neotori on Etsy is also fantastic, I have 3 sizes of their Mundir. It’s a knotted toy but the surface is VELVETY smooth which helps if you have more a more sensitive lining (like from testosterone, in my case).

[basalt-havic]

I didn’t compile this, it’s by @fewhoneydew (on Twitter and Reddit), but here is a very well maintained masterpost (links to a Google Doc) for those looking for Bad Dragon alternatives!

There is also @safefantasytoys which has a list, and @fantasypackerreviews if you’re looking for packers specifically (rather than toys).

[muttgrowls]

Vulpini Design is also a good one! Very quick response times when I had questions and quick shipping, as well as beautiful toys. The default firmness is perfect imo but you can customize that :)

[ordr]

Wait what?? Bad dragon is selling nazi furries dicks?

Well that sucks I liked their toys.

yeah, bad dragon will do anything for a few extra pennies,

[smalltiddygothboyfriend]

please check out:

hodge podge

strange befellas

darque path

juliet toys

swisok

kisuandfriends

tentickle toys

nothosaur toys

creature feature toys

pussy punch toys

mnstr toy box

wandering bard toys

bat bites

lust arts

pleasure forge

i’ve bought from several of these myself and i know they’re all well known and well acclaimed self owned toy makers. fuck bad dragon, get a way cooler and more ethical toy from any of these places. I esp love love love the ceela model from strange bedfellas but they and a lot of these places offer knotted toys, ovipositor toys, toys that have cum pumps, and of course monster dicks.

[bearyenby]

Neotori on Etsy is also fantastic, I have 3 sizes of their Mundir. It’s a knotted toy but the surface is VELVETY smooth which helps if you have more a more sensitive lining (like from testosterone, in my case).

[basalt-havic]

I didn’t compile this, it’s by @fewhoneydew (on Twitter and Reddit), but here is a very well maintained masterpost (links to a Google Doc) for those looking for Bad Dragon alternatives!

There is also @safefantasytoys which has a list, and @fantasypackerreviews if you’re looking for packers specifically (rather than toys).

[muttgrowls]

Vulpini Design is also a good one! Very quick response times when I had questions and quick shipping, as well as beautiful toys. The default firmness is perfect imo but you can customize that :)

[gloam-sprite-deactivated2026011]

Touch me

fucking trans women - Mira Bellwether

[girlstinkgood]

Girl who refers to huffing your pits as "taking a breather"

[neutralkink]

The sex when they pin you down, gripping your throat just tight enough to remind you who you belong to, while they fuck you like they own your soul >>>

[sweetestsixshooter]

Driveway

Your daughter's out late again.

The dingy cabin light of your daughter's best friend's shitty little sedan winks on and off past the flame of your lighter while you stare down the driveway, and once the paper catches, you suck in a deep, disposable breath of the second cigarette you've had since stepping outside to watch for her. Another breath while you wait, and the cabin light winks on again, Ruby's shaved head ducks down, and then it shoots back up and she smacks the light switch again.

Powderhead.

At least Salia didn't catch onto that, of all the things to pick up on. She stumbles a little bit as she rounds the hood of your truck, and her eyes flick up to you to check if you saw. You did.

She straightens her skirt as she slowly walks toward you, the plaid fabric white and pink and clutched unevenly with a phone and wallet in one hand, and a distinct lack of keys in the other. She was expecting you to let her in, it seems.

She tugs at her white shirt next, trying to smooth out a wet spot over her lack of bra that you can already smell as spilled vodka from ten feet away. You take a leisurely drag off the smoke again, and leave your face placid as she makes her final approach.

"Mom."

Cousin, technically, just ten years apart. But you were the one left when all the paperwork burned itself out, and then she was on your doorstep. And then you were mom.

Probably because of that.

"Mooooom." She croons at you, her free hand on the wrist of the other in front of her as she leans forward, an inch past a more socially discrete threshold for personal space.

"I told you to wear a bra when you leave the house."

Salia squeezes her tits together with her arms and pretends to shrink back with a false affectation of shyness. "But it's so hot, and Ruby's car doesn't have AC…"

"Bullshit."

"No, it really doesn't!" In your daughter's inebriation, she really thinks that finding a crumb of truth is a triumph in this conversation. You take another drag off your cigarette and just stare at her, your eye contact unflinching through the smoke you don't bother pointing away from her face. She takes a visible breath of the smell, then she takes yet another step closer to you. "You're mad at me."

She's close enough that you can smell the vodka on her breath, so vivid you might think she'd done a shot in the car before she got out. Knowing her, she might have. You flick your head slightly. "Why would I be mad?"

"No, you're mad." She leans as close as she can without touching you, face five inches below yours, red eyes focusing on your own as imperfectly as they can manage.

You flick the ash off your cigarette into her cleavage. "I can't have you drinking."

She stretches up on her tiptoes. "C'mon mom, it was just one shot, it's nothing!" There might be one shot drying on her shirt, but there was certainly more than that in her mouth earlier. Who knows what else.

"And I told you not to lie to me."

Salia's empty hand finds your hip, and the other braces on the wall behind you to let her lean as close to your chest as possible while she stares up at you with a clumsy attempt at puppy-dog eyes. "I was just exaggerating mom, I wasn't lyinggggg."

You adjust to spread your legs enough for her to press forward with your thigh between hers. You keep your voice flat as you reply "You know what'll happen if anyone finds out you're getting wasted."

"They can't take me away again, there's nobody else." She leans her face around to your neck and takes a deep sniff while she grinds forward against you. "Just me and my mommmm."

You reach up with your free hand and slide your fingers into her hair and rotate her face to look at you. "God you're such a drunk little slut."

"Uh-huhhhhhhh" she moans as she grinds on you again, and this time she doesn't stop, continuing to press hard against you as she rocks her hips and stares transfixed into your eyes. You take another drag and blow it in her face. "What did I ever do to get stuck with a slut daughter like this?"

Her voice is shaky from the pressure between her legs. "You-… were the only one-… that stayed."

And maybe you shouldn't have. This is so fucked. But fuck your life, so fuck it.

You drop your hand to her hip and pull her harder against your thigh. You haven't been exactly tepid in the clammy air so far, but her intoxicated moan pushes you into earnest heat. Her eyes roll up in her head and her motions become more emphatic while you half-assedly facilitate her grinding and finish your cigarette.

It finally burns out, and when you flick it onto the concrete past Salia her grip on your hip tightens and she leans her face on your chest while she rocks her hips and moans "Please, please, please, please-" under her breath. You glance around, and with no witnesses, you slide your hand up along her body and find her nipple, then pinch it - not too hard, not too light.

Just like she likes.

She squeaks at the pressure, then her motions cease to allow her to stretch on her tiptoes as close as she can get to your face. You know what she wants is a sloppy kiss, but you also know "You want your mom to fuck your face, don't you, daughter."

"Uh-huh!" She nods at you frantically, so you push her away. She knows it's not a rejection, so she grins and flips up her shirt to flash you.

You shake your head and roll your eyes as you point a thumb toward the front door. "Don't do that outside, dumbass. I let you get away with too much."

[yodaprod]

[dietspam16]

[foone]

Hi, Foone here, I'm a retrocomputer educator! I'm here to explain the real reason this laptop is like this.

So this is the Panasonic PRONOTE PD CF-62, it's a Pentium 133mhz running Windows 95, released in August 1996. Panasonic did this sort of trick more than once, they did a similar thing with an under-keyboard CD-ROM drive in the PD CF-41, from 1995.

This one is so fancy because that's not just a self-loading under-keyboard laptop CD-ROM drive, it's a HYBRID PD/CD-ROM self-loading under-keyboard laptop drive! It has to be this complex because it takes PD discs (which are the size of caddies) and caddyless CD-ROMs!

So what's PD discs?

They're an optical format by Panasonic, the Phase-change Dual (or Phase-change Disc). They're from 1996, store as much as CD, but are rewritable... much like the later CD-RWs which used basically the same technology, just in a slightly different format. Unlike CD-RWs (which you had to burn (usually), they acted like a hard drive, fully rewritable at any point. That's why the disc is hard-sectored, which you can see through the shutter gap. Those vertical lines indicate where sectors start and end.

So yeah, this laptop has a complex drive that can take both types of discs, and the whole thing folds under the keyboard. Fucking wild.

But the root reason, of course, is that they did this because it's a cool design, and they wanted to do that. Why did they think this was cool, why did they want to do this?

Pervert reasons.

Next question!

[mesmirised]

friend that makes fun of your hypnosis kink but hypnotises you all the time without you ever knowing

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

i just fucking love playing hard into other peoples kinks i love it so much like oh honey im sorry i didnt know you had such a praise kink before i started gushing about how much i like how good a job you did, oh im sorry i didnt realise how much playing with your inner thigh while we were in public in front of our friends would mess with you, my fuckin dream job is being some kind of demon of lust sent to tempt people into fucking me

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

I should stress, the appeal here isnt in pleasing you per se, its in making you lust after me, it's to turn your mind to the desire to have sex with me, its to make you unable to think about anything else, its about using your deep secrets i shouldn't know and silly manipulable brain to make me the centre of your mind, thats why im a demon

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a knot

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

*louder* I need a knot

[kinda-pushy-fem]

The concept of a symbiote, like Venom, is so hot. Like imagine a formless entity that was actively inside of you and speaking to you and messing around with your body. Also maybe they could provide free hrt by messing with our biology.

New headmate that assists with shapeshifting!