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On a scale from “*hits snooze for the 384375th time*” to “I’ll sleep when I’m dead,” how does your OC feel about sleep?

#Sparrow Swift would rather never sleep at all if he could #his ptsd nightmares make sleep impossible to find restful #and now that he's sharing his bed he'd rather just hold Jesper through the night and stare at the ceiling #its more peaceful and restful than sleep #Maximus is a dead to the world as soon as his head hits the pillow kind of guy #he's pretty easy to wake up if you wave food i front of his face though #Flint is a chaos gremlin #for him its a coin toss if he's gonna stay up all night talking to his ghost friends or fall asleep before he even makes it to bed

charactersmashorpass4

Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

"I feel like all of my friends circa 2012 had a crush on him. And also maybe me."

Smash or Pass

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onJul 24, 2025

#i love it when a twenty-something year old man looks like he's in his 40s

Fucking kill me now

The transmasc tag is number 5 on trending right now not because of a bunch of trans guys posting all of the sudden nooooo

Its trending because its overrun with transfem thirst traps and porn bots. Can't believe we got trans porn bots but they're too stupid to invade the appropriate tag

I scrolled for 2 hours blocking all these invaders and eventually just had to give up. There were simply too many. Transmasc as a tag is dead. The bots have killed it

#transmasc #fuck these bots

rockshitty

I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

curlicuecal

This is me when I realized I could get a proper bowl of curry from the fancy indian food place for basically the same price as a fuckin McDonald's hamburger meal these days

teaboot

I heard an ad the other day for a "fantastic deal! Four dollar four inch subway snack sandwich!" And like. I'm sure that would seem like a much better deal I'd I wasn't one of the ones who grew up with obnoxious "five dollar foot long subway sandwich" ads.

A dollar an inch of sandwich. When it used to be 2.4 inches. 240% markup is GOOD? Fucking bite me

greatatuintheworldturtle

Yeah with fast food having delusions of grandeur these days it's really made me appreciate the non-chain food places in my area. The other day I went to the local Hawaiian BBQ place and discovered that they have teriyaki chicken AND Beef BBQ musubi for 3.99. and they come in pairs. PAIRS.

I KNOW.

So I immediately bought an order of each and had 4 delicious musubi and a drink for less than a combo at Burger King.

So yeah, show em we don't need their shit sandwiches.

anthropologist-on-the-loose

There's some hilarious irony in that by creating an ad campaign so incredibly catchy and memorable that it entered public consciousness (the dream of any marketing team), Subway ensured everyone of a certain age range would view them as the poster child of fast-food price gouging.

#not to distract from the point of the post so I'll put this in the tags #but the $5 footlong was sold at a loss even at the time #subway did it to drive their main competitor quizno's out of business #they retired the sale when quizno's went out of business

frogseyy

mutuals feel free to do this

mite75

I love this lil guy he looks so happy ;_;

excelsian

@markscherz Do frogs enjoy "showering"? He looks very pleased.

markscherz

basically, yes. They drink through their skin, and they need quite a bit of water, so in a dry environment they're very happy for some 'rain'

#frog

stickyfrogs

Today’s Friend from Borneo is the Bornean Tree-hole Frog (Metaphrynella sundana)! He is singing his Beautiful Song from his hole in the middle of a tree! (Bonus Crested Toad (Ingerophrynus divergens)!)

#frogs

retrogamingblog2

frog on a froggy chair

#frogs

retrogamingblog2

frog on a froggy chair

fresh-frogs

Lost in the sauce and whatnot

#frogs

lostofthedead

PC: the frog mage

#frogs #say this to the kids i work with when i go to the bathroom #otherwise I'll hear 'Freddy!' in the middle of doing my business #nothing can go wrong that can't wait 5 minutes

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds

Ominous

Millions of years of evolution has led to this

(Source)

#frogs

stickyfrogs

Trevor and Beverley have just finished Dinner and there are now 19 fewer crickets at the Stickyfrogs house!

jjraptorcat

Good job eating supper! Little cuties, masters of starring.

#frogs

somecutething

Offering a frog a place to cool off in 110 degree heat.

(via FootLoosePickleJuice)

#frogs

plaguedocboi

All three of the Little Men are in there

#frogs

amnhnyc

Boo! No need to be afraid of this ghost, because it’s just the ghost glass frog (Sachatamia ilex). Growing up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm) long, this bright green—yet elusive—critter lives in parts of Central and South America, including Panama and Colombia. It’s found in tropical forests, where it blends in with the lush greenery. And it really blends in: This arboreal amphibian is able to “vanish” like a ghost, altering the hue of its green skin to more closely match vegetation of varying shades!

Photo: Youp van den Heuvel, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

#frogs

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