You Just Brought Piss to a Shit Fight

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[gayformycode]

In the better version of Silicon Valley that lives in my head, one of the times someone calls Gilfoyle a cocksucker, he just says "and what of it?"

[gayformycode]

We were ROBBED of an implied/explicit Gilfoyle/Tara/Monica threesome after erlich kept insisting that Monica should "try women".

[gayformycode]

It's been what, 6 years? And I still feel personally attacked by the scene of gilfoyle climbing over/around/ontop of the washing machines and then pushing one back into place with his hips in s2e5.

[obiwaaaan]

The witch lost his mind.

[jununy]

i thought this fic was really funny and had to get it outta my system… the context is richard being a dumbass about monica and jared hanging out 

[gayformycode]

The longer I spend in self-isolation by myself, the more I feel like Jared after he got back from Arallon.

[shady-swan-jones]

Schrödinger's cat

Summary: “First you say ‘I like you’ as if I haven’t spent the last three years watching you being a mean sarcastic asshole and not caring about anyone’s feelings. Then you add ‘not like that’, disappear, and proceed to never mention it again. And go to extreme lengths to avoid me. So, for fuck’s sake, Gilfoyle, what is your deal?”

Monica is furious. Gilfoyle falls back on science and philosophy as a way to address his feelings. Naturally.

On Ao3

Notes: Did I disappear for months and came back, writing for the first time, for a fandom consisting of, like, three people? Yes and yes. Silicon Valley has the kind of witty dialogue I aspire to and the lack of romantic relationships leaves everything to our hands. Let’s make it our own, stallions!  

Thanks to @alethiometry for doing editing work and encouraging me.

Gilfoyle’s ‘Drink Coffee Hail Satan’ mug was staring at Monica, mocking her from his workspace. A week had passed since the same mug and a very surprised Monica witnessed Gilfoyle’s awkward (one might say cute) attempts at courtship. Seriously, Monica thought, who says I like you anymore? What are we, five? Of course, she didn’t tell him that, due to her mind suddenly melting. The command couldn’t be processed, and fried her memory. She couldn’t even think about what this confession meant.

But now, a week later, it’s all she’s thinking about.

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[retrauxpunk]

sv headcanon: monica went through a goth/emo phase in high school and gilfoyle would’ve been Exactly her type and he still is

[obiwaaaan]

sv quotes + typography

[earlmerle]

”Richard, if you want to live here, you’ve got to deliver. I can’t have dead weight at my incubator, ok? Either that, or show some promise for fuck’s sake. Like NipAlert, Big Head’s app. It gives you the location of a woman with erect nipples. Now, that’s something people want.”

[obiwaaaan]

[shfzw]

paging to @antiquitea​

[skeilig]

[obiwaaaan]

[carrot-gallery]

Bertram Gilfoyle - Etsy Shopping Cart Moodboard

space bar sticker ($5.30) // handspun yarn ($20) // sigil of baphomet ($35)

tiny knife enamel pin ($8) // our boi // sugar cube skulls ($8.10)

moon ear cuff ($8) // geometric clock ($62) // rune necklace ($16.87)

~

[angustully]

me: *lands in toronto*

my shitty stupid sv-infested brain: bertram gilfoyle has played drums in various Toronto-area first-wave-DC-influenced hardcore, thrashcore, hatecore, corecore and corehard outfits under the name Strychnine McTwat. In fact, he has been asked to leave some of the most influential bands in the Toronto scene, including Piss Nazis, the Scumtones and Das Abortions.

[regblakc]

sv fans: pls take off gilfoyles clothes

sv writers: not only are we going to cover him head to toe exposing only his hands and face, but we are going to have him wear a jean jacket over a plaid shirt over a sweater over a long sleeve t-shirt

[obiwaaaan]

these edits are dramatic but so is he