previously gaychelslamduncan

shira, bi, 19, israel. i rly like potatoes

[outofcontextarthur]

[angelicbreadroll]

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

[smug-face]

[gaycommunitea]

MY FUCKING CHILDREN ARE HAVING A BABY 

[gifcraft]

[big-chicken]

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[bigstupids]

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

[rustymetallilacs]

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

[rosyfever-deactivated20131222]

[biletree-deactivated20140711]

Me observing y’all comfortably from my lane

[potentcombinations]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“I for one, like Roman Numerals” is a sentence that describes Roman Numerals and tells you how I feel about them.

[leispiachh]

I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

[nypost]

[gayisalwaysfun]

male and female in a movie: *make eye contact*

me: oh fucking christ here we go

[sadanduseless]

What Your Sleeping Positions Say About Your Relationship

[plutos-still-a-planet]

God dam it Pete.

[difficult]

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

(via difficult)

[rosyfever-deactivated20131222]

[biletree-deactivated20140711]

Me observing y’all comfortably from my lane

[memewhore]

[illinicoise]

Kim Kardashian (2015)  x Leslie Knope (2009)

[gn-a]

[booooost-deactivated20160127]

Actual footage of me as a parent 100% for real

[waggington-deactivated20150109]

some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space