Remember When I Said I Would Willingly Let You Murder Me?
Well, now's your time to shine my friend.
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@thatblueboi
Remember When I Said I Would Willingly Let You Murder Me?
Well, now's your time to shine my friend.
i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches
leeches are for treating an excess of blood. an excess of black bile is treated with mercury-based laxatives. smfh
are you questioning my craft
yes, i am. everyone knows imbalances of different humours are solved with different treatments. leeches for blood, laxatives for black bile, emetics for yellow bile, apophlegmatisms for phlegm. it’s simple and honestly i’m ashamed that you’re disseminating misinformation like this
You have ghosts in your blood. You should probably do cocaine about it.
them: what’d you do this summer?
me:
Me at every show
BITCH IM ABOUT TO JUST [DISAPPEARS UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES]
Well that’s a naughty word!
I don’t listen to panic! At the disco much but he seems like a fun guy to hang out with
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Poe isn’t scary I think but he’s a good writer. Thanks
That bitch from starwars got a book?
Yes, I keep it in my wine cellar. Come with me while I retrieve it…
Sure! What could go wrong?
there are no straight vampires and no straight werewolves
As a werewolf I can verify this.
My kind of wedding 😏
@methbusters our wedding
When’s this site coming out with a night mode
this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands
Coincidentally, my brain is also kept together with glitter glue and toothpicks.
This sounds like the campaign that my squad tried to do.
We were known as The Band of Idiots and featured:
Fawn, a perverted elf who was "tortured" into insanity by a group of orcs. He is now a bard and exotic dancer in a small town.
DeGrunk, a freakishly tall dwarf with a beard fetish who was banished from his home due to his persuasions, height, and severe memory problems. When the other characters first encounter him, he's sitting in a tavern without pants.
And, finally, Max. An average human in all aspects aside from one.
Max is obsessed with ducks, to the point where he cannot function when one is around.
Some of the group's misadventures include Fawn trying to seduce an old woman into giving them free supplies, resulting in her setting her hellhound guards onto the trio.
DeGrunk obtaining a pair of pants only to lose them again later on as he forgot to tie them.
When the trio finally got supplies, they endes up using most of the rope to restrain Fawn and keep him from teabagging a harpy corpse when he rolled a 1 while attempting to search it.
Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody
I pictured these two loveable buffoons as soon as I read this.
not your fetish
1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN
If a day come when this doesn’t bring me
Joy, send me to heaven
Oh my god listen with the sound on
Round Boi, Spotted Edition.
I loved this speech about internalized homopobia on NRK’s Skam
Wooooh! PREACH!