Gay Jim Carrey

[gayjimcarrey]

I am so fucking ugly, I’m so ugly and it’s so disgusting. And I know that no one will ever love me I fucking know it, there’s a lot of people that never find the person they love, people that die without a partner, and I’m gonna be one of them. Honestly why do I wanna sign up for shit like that, cause once I’ve left the sheltered life I live, what’s after that, considering it’s so shit now, what comes after. I don’t wanna endure the shit that comes after. Everyone says college but most college people are gonna be still disgusted by me, it’s literally instinct and fucking standards. If someone has any ounce of standards they would never fuck me. I am disgusting and it’s honestly exhausting hearing people say I’m not because I’m not blind I can see my damn self, and I know I look gross and fucked up. I don’t wanna live past this fucking sheltered life I got rn.

[mistressvenus726]

Submissive and loyal slave only

[gayjimcarrey]

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[gayjimcarrey]

Y’know sometimes he’s so fucking dense holy shit. Damn.

[gayjimcarrey]

Fuck.

[gayjimcarrey]

Sometimes I’m glad I made two different tumblrs

[gayjimcarrey]

im relapsing amd

and  dot know what to do

[gayjimcarrey]

[gayjimcarrey]

GOD! To be gay and fall in love with the guy with a blue sweater and 2 earrings per ear and wearing converse with rainbow on the treads in a Chapters line up.

We made eye contact 3 whole times.

[gayjimcarrey]

What I see in the reflection of my computer at school when the teacher walks by as I’m watching porn

[gayjimcarrey]

"okay now log off for me"

[gayjimcarrey]

What I see in the reflection of my computer at school when the teacher walks by as I’m watching porn

[gayjimcarrey]

CASSIE LANG WAS 13

She was 13 in endgame then why was she played by a 17 year old????

[gayjimcarrey]

I need to loose a lil weight

[gayjimcarrey]

I love living in the country I just hate the people

[gayjimcarrey]

I’m Pre-T but just got the news that in June imma get that TESTOSTERONE!!! LETS GO BOYSSSS!!!

[gayjimcarrey]

It’s in chronological order. The top left is from November when my mom accepted me, to a few weeks ago.

[gayjimcarrey]

Local Buffoon:

I’m telling you - the man was a complete stranger, just walked up and gave me the bag,

Can you take it to Herkalshven?

[yes] [no]

(@not-aloe-vera just reboot this with which one you choose)

[pasbasbrassprin]

[Chose to take it to Herkalshven]

[gayjimcarrey]

You take the from the bag from the old mans hands, he gives you a warily stare.

On your way through the hamlet you stop at a small shop to buy a map, a golden-painted bell jingles as you cross the threshold. The walls are decorated with varying sizes of maps, on the wall behind the counter is a sign, it reads:

Small town map: 20gols

Large town map: 30gols

Small province map: 50gols

Large province map: 70gols

Small country map: 90gols

Large country map: 110gols

Horse : 1000gols

You look at your deer hide pouch, it’s had exactly 1000gols, enough for a horse but then not a map. A horse would make the trip faster but a map quicker

Which do you pick?

[pasbasbrassprin]

I buy the Large Country Map, and stick around town for awhile to see if there is any work for me so I can buy the horse as well.

[gayjimcarrey]

As you shuffle your feet against the overgrown gravel, you hear hefty but quick footsteps approaching you, a young man, he shoots by you but you reach out and grab his wrist.

“What’s the matter?”

“My horse is missing!”

You think for a moment, this could be your chance.

“I could help you, I’m an expert at horses and will be able to find it in the hour,” you lie, “but it will come at a price.”

He quickly empty’s his minuscule hide pouch, it contains only 70 gols.

He thrusts then towards you. “Take it, and get me my horse, I can’t get to the market at Reschven”

Reshven? You glance at the map. To find what he’s talking about, suddenly the left side middle of the map starts to blot ink until is created a castled and walled city of Reschven.

Find his horse or head to Reachven?

[pasbasbrassprin]

I look around the area for his horse, but don’t spend too long on it. If I can’t find his horse by tomorrow, I will just head to Reachven.

[gayjimcarrey]

As you walk through the woods you stumble upon, what you can assume is a cave entrance, the entrance is overgrown with thrush and prickly bushes do you rip through the thrush and vegetation with your hands or continue to Reschven?