the ideal world

KFAM but written by actual gay people

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The show gets finished I guess 

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Ron is right for throwing a brick through the corrupt Mayor's window

He really was 

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ben is actual jewish rep instead of whatever that was

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no one says the g slur

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the musical episode still happens but the songs subjects actually make narrative sense

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there's a hanukkah special too for the eighth night instead of just a christmas special

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ben and emily burn down a police station like the bicons they are

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Sammy plays a more active role in saving his fiancé instead of being sad and leaving Ben to lead the effort

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ben isn’t super into christmas despite being jewish because “his mom wanted him to experience a little bit of everything” (and him being jewish is more than just ~flavor~)

Yes yes! Let Ben talk about him being Jewish and being very excited about it ! 

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Greg’s animal is capitalism

Oh it would be 100% 

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King falls does have a lot of good frog puns though, so I propose: a frequent caller is a frog farmer, with similar-but-opposite energy to Archie... then we have frog puns and overall good frog ness but separate from the slimey grasp of frickard who instead likes a boring unfun animal. I’m not sure what that animal is but it’s something

Gasp yes I agree that’s very good and honestly cute.... 

Hmm I think Greg simply shouldn’t get any animal for he’s just That bad and I don’t want him to have Anything 

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Frickard doesn’t like frogs because frogs are actually very cool and nice. Instead he’s a chik fil a ceo or something like that. Anything other than frogs. Don’t do those green friendly fellows like that

HA. Yes!! Constantly a thought of mine bc frogs don’t deserve to be compared to him

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this blog is what i EXPECTED kfam to be when i started it with 0 knowledge,, im sad for what we could have had now, keep up the good work!

Ha! Honestly same when I first started! But will keep up as much as possible, I know it’s kinda dead currently but we’ll think of something to post 

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Its been a solid while since I listened to the show, but i was bored ans decided to check out the tumblr. So far I've seen a lot of hate directed at the show runners, and a lot of people talkign about how problematic it is. scrolling through your blog highlighted some issues, but whats wrong with the showrunners? I wanna be clear that im not trying to defend whatever they did, im just genuinely clueless about any of their activities

Honestly it’s mostly just Kyle over anyone else, his refusal to take even the smallest amount of criticism when it comes to the bad parts of the show. He goes to a point of vagueing and being rude to people who do openly criticize the podcast, which is why there’s not a lot of stuff out there actively doing it (more criticism now than there used to be though, that’s for sure) but this year has brought to light some other things 

Kyle just has a big ego and wont take even the nicest of criticisms of his show, despite the people doing said criticisms are people who do actively enjoy the show and want to see it be better! And that kind of bleeds over into the way (super) fans of the podcast also will not let there be criticism as well in most spaces. 

If you want more general information, the blog @kfam-tea is a great place to start. 

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Agent Spears would be a badass and always ten steps ahead of Ernie. Also she'd be bi as hell and autistic.

YEHA

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agent spears isn't... like that. she isn't painfully air-headed is what i mean

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bicon ben arnold???

as he should be