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My acc was taken down soooooo here we go again
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Proship + profiction
If u an anti - Block and move on
I block freely
Follow me if u want 2 be moots idk
If u wanna request me a banner - send a dm and I'll try my best
You can use any of my banners freely
Just realised i didn't add my ask.... Sigh sigh
Anyway, i fixed it! Enjoy requesting me ur dark and twisted headers.... He he
i hate it here
tumblr blaze is such a funny feature. every blazed post ive ever seen has replies full of people cursing op out for forcing them to see it. for a small fee you too can invite strangers to be mad at you. pay money to be publicly shamed for your x reader fic. incredible.
My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.
Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.
I do not give a fuck about "closeted proshippers" who still pose as antishippers. Like I genuinely do not. I don't care that you're secretly consuming proship content while outwardly presenting yourself as someone who derives a sense of satisfaction from harassing and bullying people.
You're still a shit person, you're just a shit person who is also a hypocrite. And you'd still throw actual proshippers to the fucking wolves you run with just to cover your own tracks. So yeah, fuck you.
Religious girl: thank you God for inventing the vibrator
Atheist girl: I'm so glad science and engineering have progressed to the point where we can manufacture vibrators
Liberal girl: thank you free market for creating the supply to meet the demand for vibrators
Feminist girl: the vibrator has freed us from the need for men
Radical feminist girl: the vibrator is still a phallic implement
Marxist girl: actually it was historical forces that freed women
Marxist feminist girl: the vibrator serves as synecdoche for the entire process of industrialisation and proletarianisation that has laid the groundwork for the liberation of women
Reactionary girl: the vibrator was created to destroy traditional heterosexual relations
Idealist girl: the vibrator was invented because of feminism
Anarchist girl: I have no idea how the vibrator fits into a schema of history
Primitivist girl: I masturbate with a smooth river stone
Lesbian girl: hey while we're all in the same room I have a suggestion
Agnostic girl: nobody knows why I just orgasmed
"what if abusive parents.... are trying their best? are good people in bad situations? what if their children understood how hard it is to be a parent and to have to handle them? what if this shitty parent—get this, this is groundbreaking—is actually Sad and needs forgiveness?" — every fucking piece of media for some reason
any ship can be a darkship is you have whimsy and perversion in your heart
broke: grocky is bad bc Rocky’s cheating on Adrian
woke: Rocky decides not to out of respect for Adrian and as soon as they land Adrian’s like fuck you mean you turned down the hot alien you fucking idiot
winner gets the parachute (wifies is cooked)
And that's how the Fall happened:)
Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"
One of the most important critical texts of this century imo
image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description
that feeling when you model yourself after your crush's situationship and he doesn't even want you
If you came up the cliff a little later
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wowa my tumblr is suddenly just skyrocketing with notifs,.,,, since this social account of mine in tumblr has the lowest follower count than my other social accounts.,.,, so kind of surprising its blowing up all of a sudden
here have a reward for unfinished doodles because the tumblr people here are so nice and cool and awesome sauce :D
On my hands and knees pretty please bottom Kinger and overly possessive Caine 🙏🙏
The evil mastermind and his pet cat
Also, bonus!
