Too Kawaii to Live, too Sugoi to Die

I'm pretty damn gay. That's about it...

[animal71154]

Why is my cat heavy? (not fat)

[slimezaku]

He is what he is

[emmanomia23-deactivated20221111]

[unpretty]

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

[unpretty]

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

[the-husbando]

Oh my god damn

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[peoplegettingreallymadatguns]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[brxnd--nxw]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[tiktoks-we-like]

[mmmthornton]

X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

I’m at a loss for words… via Shitty_Car_Mods

[idkmyguy]

FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE 2 TRUCK

[skatingpancakes]

[danyllura]

I would die for her

[interior-design-home]

A cozy spot to work on some art

[godlessondheimite]

[cowboysuggest]

LETS GO FUCKING CRAZY