First of all, Loki is fine @gayrabbits - Tumblr Blog

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Loki: I’m 50% murder, 80% charm, and 70% natural mastermind

Odin: That’s 200%.

Loki: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

lovethedanielhd

Trade with @ziksua <333 QvQ

freekicks

loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…

bonus:

(shoutout to @eralkfang and @reserve for the idea!)

burningarbiterheart

I CANT BREATHE

melaschasma

I had a cute interaction with the Star Trek: Discovery writers room account on Twitter this morning.

Then it got better:

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Saru’s quarters

onceiwashere

infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical

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Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate

sunlighter-deactivated20200717

btw it’s 2018 i think we can write thor talking normally in fics now

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sneakyfeets

We as a community need to recognize that as far as story writing goes, Infinity Wars was bad

Loki, trickster god, dying because his ‘sneaky machination’ was literally just a frontal stabbity assault on a guy with two Infinity Stones? Bad. Valkyrie just straight up not existing? Bad. Gamora being tortured and abused by Thanos her whole life, only to be killed at her abuser’s hands because he ‘really loved her’ in order to give her abuser “'complexity’”? EXCEEDINGLY BAD. Said ‘love’ and ‘grief’ being the reason the closest attempt at stopping him fails? Salt on the wound, super fucking bad. Wanda letting Wakandan soldiers give their lives to stall and risking the fate of Wakanda as a whole and trillions of other lives across the universe because she doesn’t want to POSSIBLY kill her Mark Hatsune boyfriend? HIGH TIER IMMERSION-BREAKING BAD. Thanos just, in general, having years to formulate a plot and deciding that killing off half the universe was what was going to save it instead of using infinite power to provide resources or stability that he was worrying about or just really doing anything else with THE POWER TO REMAKE THE UNIVERSE that wasn’t absolutely moronic because of different repopulation rates in species and the fact that a randomized 50% kill snap could end up destroying people who want to help maintain the universe and letting those who want to actually harm and harvest it flourish and just, like, it was so stupid there was absolutely no reason that his choice stands up to his under any amount of rational thought and it was just done to make their villain seem Deep and now has allowed reddit eugenicists to crawl out of the woodworks in support of this moronic choice? Really. Fucking. Bad.

Infinity Wars had some good humor but God damn the story writing was so fucking bad and we need to admit that

#back on my infinity war hate

“Is Loki a furry” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

#my brain at 2 am #is loki- father of sleipnir and fenrir seducer of svaoilfari- a furry #myeah #Loki Laufeyson #loki

Thor, jocking out in his sweetest threads for the annual fuckapaloza at stark tower: Are you finally joining me for a party brother?

Loki, pulling out his Versace diamond encrusted nipple rings: As you've said brother, the beastie boys fought and possibly died for my right to party.

#loki #loki laufeyson #thor odinson