I am a walking bonk sound

21 She/her Kora

[aestheticmusicalhoe]

As a linguist I love how language evolves especially regarding generational division but my girlfriend saying "I'm simping" instead of "I love you" is not really motivating me to keep studying this language

[aestheticmusicalhoe]

Almost passed out from kissing a pretty girl too much and had to stop. Why is life so hard on me

[aestheticmusicalhoe]

Damn I was hoping love isn't real and some kind of mass hoax that won't happen to me but now this beautiful woman looks at me and I can't believe she likes me the way I like her and just. How amazing to share our time with each other

[louisegluckpdf]

anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

[homunculus-argument]

I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.

[apicturewithasmile]

“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

[t-aash]

i love you guillermo del totoro

[night-dark-woods]

[ID: Four gifs of Guillermo del Toro in an interview. He says, “I think the sublime confusion is from 19 to 29. You think you are late for everything, you’re a has-been, nothing is happening, there’s no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you’re 30.” /end ID]

[freedom-and-books]

He once gave a class in Guadalajara and said “Ustedes los jóvenes están en la edad exacta de la desesperación. Yo nunca me sentí más acabado y viejo que a los veintitantos. Decía ‘ya me pasó la vida y no hice nada’. Pero estoy aquí para decirles que no: tienen un chingo de tiempo”

Which translates to “You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I’d say ‘life has passed me by and i did nothing’. But i’m here to tell you that’s not true: you have a lot of fucking time”

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I feel a lot younger in my late 20s then I did in my early 20s to be honest

[qcharlie]

my craziest take is you can be cis in a trans way if you feel like it. Like its literally no big deal. if you wanna be completely cisgender but still feel as if you're alienated from your agab then you can be cis in a trans way

[qcharlie]

you can be cis and give yourself other pronouns too. you can be a woman who's he/him and entirely femme. who cares. Literally who cares

[qcharlie]

[anarchistmemedistro]

THERE IS OVERLAP AND COMMUNITY IN EVERYTHING

[aestheticmusicalhoe]

Day 5 of having a girlfriend: still simping HARD, every interaction we have feels like being blessed by an angel

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[aestheticmusicalhoe]

Went over to get rejected, left with a girlfriend

????? Gay people don't make sense

[imactuallyagiraffe]

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[ashstfu]

i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

[aestheticmusicalhoe]

How do wlw function please I need to be taught how to not be a consistent prisoner of The Horny Jail what the fuck

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[willietheplaidjacket]

A consulting detective. The only one in the world.