Professional Loser

Just a thicc gaymer wasting my life here. Washington State.

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"The Mage & The Knight" 2023 - Joe Eason

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He doesn’t Yield

[azraljael]

[funnytwittertweets]

[cerulean-city-gym]

[ryan-sometimes]

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[halomancer]

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

[lemonsharks]

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

[safetytank]

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

[queerb]

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

[qillermeme]

[owlishwitch]

[ingridverse]

This is some 18th century mom’s way of getting her kid to shut up for half an hour

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm fucking weeping rn

[tamamita]

[chasekip]

ash never said that please delete this picture

[bunjywunjy]

pikachu said that

[ampervadasz]

[tenobelisk]

“..brother I just shit AND pissed myself.”

[dedmau]

yeah i work in graphic design *building gradients in minecraft*

[dedmau]

here they are btw

[shortgremlinman]

do you

do you li

do you like the colour of the sky

[doctorpigmd]

Hurt you.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

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[ruimtetijd]

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them

[chaoticgouda]

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.

[eilti]

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[kumboochies]

Reblog to cum inside your mutuals