im abt to go garfield mode

cori/moss • 27 • they/them • certified girlie dad • was adhdshou

[gaytrapinch]

thinking abt how much i love trapinch again

[badassdemonsword]

Literally me when i listen to rock music

[pangur-and-grim]

she's such an elegant old lady

[distortionincarnate]

Opposite of my 23 year old

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[gaytrapinch]

to all my trapinch heads out there i have to say one of the most underrated trapinches is pmd explorers of sky trapinch. i dont have any pics of him but iykyk

[gaytrapinch]

i have pics of him btw

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[deirdreskye]

Easily my favorite tag/reply on this post so far

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[oneheadtoanother]

[gaytrapinch]

NEW SHINEE TOMORROW

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[senatortedcruz]

This is so beautiful

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother