ć»ļ½” [ RANVEER SINGH . CISGENDER MAN . HE/THEY/SHE ] - ROHAN WADHWANI was blasting MOON RIVER BY ANDY WILLIAMS on the sidewalk in austin today . according to other atx residents , the THIRTY-SIX year old WEDDING PLANNER @ DILWALE has been given a reputation of being OSTENTATIOUS , but also STRATEGIC . [ REUSABLE STANLEY CUPS WITH THE PROTEIN SHAKE MIX FOR THE DAY ā YOU'RE TRYING OUT A NEW PRODUCT TO MAXIMISE YOUR GAINS AND YOU'RE STILL NOT SURE IF YOU SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO THE PREVIOUS RECIPE; NEON SCRUNCHIES ON YOUR WRIST: THE ONLY WAY TO TAME YOUR LONG HAIR DOING YOUR DAILY RUNS TO ACHIEVE YOUR DAILY GOAL OF 15K STEPS A DAY; AND UNABASHED, UNRESTRAINED EARNESTNESS: INNOCENCE BORNE NOT FROM THE ABSENCE OF HURT BUT DESPITE THE ABUNDANCE OF IT. ]
NAME:Ā rohanĀ wadhwaniĀ NICKNAME:Ā rohanĀ AGE:Ā thirty-sixĀ PLACE OF BIRTH:Ā mumbai,Ā maharashtra,Ā indiaĀ NATIONALITY:Ā indianĀ DATE OF BIRTH:Ā 22Ā octĀ 1987 GENDER:Ā cisgender manĀ PRONOUNS:Ā he/they/sheĀ ORIENTATION:Ā itāsĀ complicated Ā RELIGION:Ā hinduismĀ ( shaiva )Ā PARENTS:Ā prakashĀ wadhwaniĀ (Ā costumeĀ designer, fashion designerĀ )Ā &Ā aliaĀ wadhwaniĀ nĆ©eĀ advaniĀ (Ā playbackĀ singer,Ā composerĀ )Ā SIBLINGS:Ā n/aĀ LANGUAGES:Ā hindi,Ā english,Ā urduĀ (Ā fluentĀ )Ā spanish,Ā french (Ā conversationalĀ )Ā sindhi (Ā learningĀ )Ā EDUCATION:Ā bombayĀ scottishĀ school,Ā benningtonĀ collegeĀ ( anthropology )Ā OCCUPATION: Ā weddingĀ plannerĀ @Ā dilwaleĀ HOBBIES:Ā scrapbooking,Ā travelling,Ā writing,Ā photography, running
PERSONALITY.
MBTI.Ā enfj-tĀ ENNEAGRAM.Ā 9w1Ā INSTINCT.Ā sp/sxĀ TEMPERAMENT.Ā cholericĀ MORALĀ ALIGNMENT.Ā chaoticĀ neutralĀ CHARACTER INSPO.Ā connorĀ roy,Ā successionĀ /Ā laenorĀ velaryon,Ā houseĀ ofĀ theĀ dragonĀ /Ā aventurine,Ā honkai:Ā starĀ railĀ /Ā tartaglia,Ā genshinĀ impact
strategic,Ā charming,Ā earnest,Ā quick-witted.
ostentatious,Ā temperamental,Ā hypersensitive,Ā iconoclastic.
SNAPSHOT.
ask anyone,Ā and theyāll tell you mixing with rohan wadhwani is just asking for trouble.Ā then theyāll tell you,Ā all abashed,Ā that they donāt mean itĀ that way.Ā but if they donāt mean it that way,Ā then what way do they mean?Ā here,Ā the answers get all muddled up:Ā heās too much,Ā too loud,Ā too in-your-face;Ā heās a cheapskate who fleeces you for everything youāve got,Ā but boy,Ā does he know how to throw a party;Ā heās gonna make you comfortable and make you feel like youāve known him for ages when you just met him an hour ago;Ā he cries easily,Ā laughs easily,Ā drinks easily,Ā goes down easily;Ā heāll pull you in for a three-day bender and leave you waking up somewhere in berlin all alone with a text telling you heās sorry,Ā but heās got a deadline and he doesnāt have the time to take care of you.Ā heās your friend,Ā but heās not;Ā he wants to be,Ā but he doesnāt allow himself to beĀ āĀ not that,Ā of course,Ā anybody knows that last bit.
BIOGRAPHY.
tl;dr ifĀ youāreĀ raisedĀ withĀ anĀ angryĀ manĀ inĀ yourĀ house,Ā thereĀ willĀ alwaysĀ beĀ anĀ angryĀ manĀ inĀ yourĀ house.Ā youĀ willĀ findĀ himĀ evenĀ whenĀ heĀ isĀ notĀ there.
akaĀ connorĀ royĀ asĀ anĀ onlyĀ child
cwĀ forĀ unhealthyĀ familyĀ dynamics,Ā suicidalĀ ideation
in your memories,Ā looking back,Ā thereās always a boy:Ā exuberance incarnate,Ā all youthful passion,Ā maybe good-lookingĀ āĀ or maybe notĀ āĀ but all heart.Ā the boy laughs freely,Ā cries freely,Ā wears his heart on his sleeve and will suffer for it,Ā will end up being carved from the inside out,Ā will end up as hollow meatsuit of flesh:Ā a curse,Ā perhaps,Ā or a giftā¦Ā or perhaps youāre getting ahead of yourself.
since youāre getting ahead of yourself,Ā it must be now acknowledged:Ā the boy is you.Ā you do not like to think it,Ā like to think instead that the boy is dead and gone.Ā the boy is a metaphor,Ā you tell yourself,Ā is something literary and spectral and fake.Ā the boy is something performative:Ā you learned the word when you were coming out of your chrysalis stageĀ āĀ you like to think yourself as having a chrysalis stageĀ āĀ and into your own.Ā Ā
you had been many things.Ā you could have been many things.Ā there had been a writer inside of you,Ā but his words had dried up;Ā a movie star haunted your future,Ā but you could not let anotherās story course through you when you were still figuring out your own;Ā a painter did not know what to paint;Ā a photographer did not know what to capture.Ā this,Ā your perennial failing:Ā you knew what you wanted out of life;Ā this,Ā your gift to yourself:Ā you knew that you didn't have the stomach for it.
your papa tells you to make something out of your life and you understand what he means;Ā your ma tells you that your papa doesnāt mean it like that,Ā but youāve read this story before and you know how it ends.Ā or you donāt.Ā you kid yourself into thinking you know how it ends.Ā in your memories,Ā thereās a boy haunted by another boy and heās telling you a story youāve convinced yourself youāve forgotten the words of;Ā narratives likeĀ once when i grow up,Ā iāll be far awayĀ but alsoĀ when iām dead,Ā theyāll say this at my funeral.
you thought about death a lot.Ā this is not to be morbid;Ā this is to be selfish:Ā you imagined your death and imagined people crying sobbing despairing sayingĀ he was gone too soonĀ and you felt a sick pleasure at the image. theyāll be sorry,Ā you thoughtĀ āĀ but what do they have to be sorry for?Ā poor little rich boy,Ā given everything he ever wanted:Ā your tragedy is something you once whispered to yourself when you went to sleep and thought about never waking.Ā theyāll be sorry,Ā you thoughtĀ āĀ and never once thoughtĀ iāll be sorry.
your coworkers tell youĀ be seriousĀ and you tell themĀ i am wild.Ā not even your own words,Ā but that of another:Ā youāre trying to be something you canāt beĀ āĀ original,Ā expressiveĀ āĀ and everything else is collateral damage.Ā you tell your clients that youāll make their eventsĀ the greatest story ever told,Ā and you mean it but you donāt.Ā there are no more great events;Ā nothing ever happens.Ā history is a storybook thatās being narrated from the other room,Ā but this room is nothing,Ā and youāre nobody.Ā you make plans.Ā you craft scenes.Ā you manufacture happiness and sell dreams.Ā thatās what you do.Ā thatās what you are.Ā the purpose of a system is what it does,Ā and youāre just a cog in the machine.Ā Ā
butĀ āĀ and this is so important that you dare not even think it,Ā not even during the nights when youāre alone and you feel the rest of your life yawn in front of you like the valley of deathĀ āĀ in your memories,Ā there once was a boy.Ā heās still there.Ā you like to pretend heās not.Ā if you listen very,Ā very carefully,Ā you think you can hear the echo of his cries through the thrumming of your pulse.Ā you wake up the next morning with bags under your eyes.Ā youāve learnt to be great with make-up over the years,Ā you and your mother:Ā memories bleed into the present,Ā and you know how this story ends,Ā but you donāt.Ā you caught a flight to somewhere halfway over the world,Ā and places change,Ā but youāre still you.
(Ā a truth realised when your nights turned into mornings,Ā your body clock still all messed up despite the passing of the years,Ā or maybe not your body clock,Ā but something else,Ā something more instinctual:Ā you can never escape yourself.Ā )
in your memories,Ā looking back,Ā there once was a boy who thought that if he could just play the role for long enough,Ā he might end up convincing even himself.
are you?
WANTED CONNECTIONS.
clients.Ā people heās plannedĀ /Ā coordinated events for;Ā mostly weddings,Ā but dilwaleās branched out into other kinds of celebrations in the recent past
party buddies.Ā he probably bailed out on your muse more than once,Ā but just when you think youāre sick of him,Ā they pull you back in;Ā will never be the designated driver,Ā has never nursed your museās hangover,Ā but they always know where the hot things are happening
gym buddies.Ā shockingly dependable,Ā which is a surpriseĀ āĀ never skips leg day ever,Ā but never makes your muse push themself too far either
travel buddies.Ā sometimes the events he coordinates are destination weddings,Ā and heās more than happy to have your muse tag along with them;Ā outside of their job,Ā they also literally just travel a lot:Ā however,Ā think backpacker grizzly nature safari wildlife reserve kinda beat instead of anything chic and luxurious
a fun time.Ā rohanās always down for a fun time with no strings attached,Ā and they actually like having That⢠kind of reputation so theyāre always more than down for some foolinā around
itās complicated.Ā someone they actually talked, like.Ā Real Deep Shit with only to get embarrassed about it afterwards.Ā theyāre not actively trying to avoid your muse,Ā but the dynamic hasnāt been the same since that moment.
frequent coordinators.Ā one doesnāt become the premier choice for planning weddings without dependable business relationships:Ā rohanās established a trusty partnership with your muse and theyāve made a lot of money together through their partnership!



















