@theartofmadeline
One Nice Bug Per Day
if i look back, i am lost
d e v o n
sheepfilms
noise dept.
PR's Tumblrdome
Jules of Nature
#extradirty
Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver
Origami Around
Keni
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
blake kathryn
Three Goblin Art
YOU ARE THE REASON
Game of Thrones Daily
Not today Justin
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@gazgouk
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
a hoe never gets lyme disease
some shit like this is always happening
this is how your email finds me
If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY
Are you in the Way?
Are you in the wAy?
Are you in the waY?
If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏
Airplane!
not my labyrinth not my minotaur
idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?
then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"
and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then
Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)
To everyone saying it’s not real:
This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten
Choo Choo
Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.
Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises
wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped
Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?
Don’t forget that Saint Patrick is not the only saint whose feast day is March 17. It is also the feast of Saint Gertrude, the patron saint of cats and the people who love them.
Work Colleagues: are u coming to the bar later to celebrate Saint Patricks Day?
Me: No I shall be celebrating Saint Gertrude’s Day by curling up at home and petting my cats <3
it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck
#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown
Chris Judge Art !
reasons to wrestle with your girlfriend:
- basically cuddling but with winners
- distracting kisses
- distracting wandering hands
- giggles
- light tickling
- the loser gets pinned down and used like a pretty little fucktoy
- idk, probably biting or something like that
Otterly adorable
