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hey

where am i

you are in dado pharmacy. out. out!!!! no mekhanite constructs allowed

dado pharmacy? oh

i'll log that in i haven't seen this place before

and im not mekhanite construct, papa made me

no. dado’s mekhanite energy sensors are going off of the metaphorical and literal charts. out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is mekhanite? please tell me i do not have any sort of information on this group

religion. they make robots and give them souls. they keep attributing dado’s hard work to- [dado visibly shudders at this next word.] karcists.

papa and i are like robots! but i don't know them at all so i can tell papa about them

i am sure you aren't working for those karcists, since you seem to show responses of dislike about them

no. dado hates them. the last time dado allowed karcists in they covered dado’s wares in tumors and pus and encased dado in flesh

oh no that sounds disgusting

it is a machine and flesh conflict right? and you are neither of these

precisely. dado is made solely of the space between dimensions. dado only appears human so customers do not run away

i think papa is something like that too? maybe

no. your papa is most likely a mekhanite, possibly even their god. now, out!!!!!! [dado begins attempting to push GC out with a broom.]

their god? oh papa is time itself so it would make sense - ouch sorry ok

thank you for the chat though, i will inform papa about mekhanites

hey

where am i

you are in dado pharmacy. out. out!!!! no mekhanite constructs allowed

dado pharmacy? oh

i'll log that in i haven't seen this place before

and im not mekhanite construct, papa made me

no. dado’s mekhanite energy sensors are going off of the metaphorical and literal charts. out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is mekhanite? please tell me i do not have any sort of information on this group

religion. they make robots and give them souls. they keep attributing dado’s hard work to- [dado visibly shudders at this next word.] karcists.

papa and i are like robots! but i don't know them at all so i can tell papa about them

i am sure you aren't working for those karcists, since you seem to show responses of dislike about them

no. dado hates them. the last time dado allowed karcists in they covered dado’s wares in tumors and pus and encased dado in flesh

oh no that sounds disgusting

it is a machine and flesh conflict right? and you are neither of these

precisely. dado is made solely of the space between dimensions. dado only appears human so customers do not run away

i think papa is something like that too? maybe

hey

where am i

you are in dado pharmacy. out. out!!!! no mekhanite constructs allowed

dado pharmacy? oh

i'll log that in i haven't seen this place before

and im not mekhanite construct, papa made me

no. dado’s mekhanite energy sensors are going off of the metaphorical and literal charts. out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is mekhanite? please tell me i do not have any sort of information on this group

religion. they make robots and give them souls. they keep attributing dado’s hard work to- [dado visibly shudders at this next word.] karcists.

papa and i are like robots! but i don't know them at all so i can tell papa about them

i am sure you aren't working for those karcists, since you seem to show responses of dislike about them

no. dado hates them. the last time dado allowed karcists in they covered dado’s wares in tumors and pus and encased dado in flesh

oh no that sounds disgusting

it is a machine and flesh conflict right? and you are neither of these

hey

where am i

you are in dado pharmacy. out. out!!!! no mekhanite constructs allowed

dado pharmacy? oh

i'll log that in i haven't seen this place before

and im not mekhanite construct, papa made me

no. dado’s mekhanite energy sensors are going off of the metaphorical and literal charts. out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is mekhanite? please tell me i do not have any sort of information on this group

religion. they make robots and give them souls. they keep attributing dado’s hard work to- [dado visibly shudders at this next word.] karcists.

papa and i are like robots! but i don't know them at all so i can tell papa about them

i am sure you aren't working for those karcists, since you seem to show responses of dislike about them

hey

where am i

you are in dado pharmacy. out. out!!!! no mekhanite constructs allowed

dado pharmacy? oh

i'll log that in i haven't seen this place before

and im not mekhanite construct, papa made me

no. dado’s mekhanite energy sensors are going off of the metaphorical and literal charts. out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is mekhanite? please tell me i do not have any sort of information on this group

hey

where am i

you are in dado pharmacy. out. out!!!! no mekhanite constructs allowed

dado pharmacy? oh

i'll log that in i haven't seen this place before

and im not mekhanite construct, papa made me

hey

where am i

#officialverse

Lowkey wanna make out with a robot

Any takers???

Well…

I’m a robot. I suppose?

That’s a kind offer sir, but aren’t you Alice’s dad? I’d feel a little awkward making out with my friends dad..

Oh, well, I’m not really her father - just a friend to her as well, I guess.

Ohhhh ok. Cool cool. So you still wanna make out then?

Yeah, sure.

Ha I didn’t think I’d get this far.. do you wanna go to dinner first, or do you just wanna start..?

Because I’m a robot, I… I can’t quite eat, per se. So, yeah, we can start now if you like.

Yeah, okay.. when we kiss, will it cause sparks and stuff from moisture? I’ve heard that happens when robots and humans kiss but I wanna make sure..

None of it will get into my gears or cause any short circuiting, so don’t worry. The worst is that sparks may fly out of the back of my neck, but that’s… quite unlikely.

That’s good! I know that it can be potentially uncomfortable for one or both of us so it’s good to know it shouldn’t be. Anyways, uh picker up I guess (he closes his eyes shut and leans forward)

[leans in, eyes closed as well, then starts kissing]

(After a minute, he backs away) Wait, did you hear that?? That tapping sound?

Hm?

[listens in]

Yes, I hear it -

wait.

Is… is that who I think it is?

[Stands in s h o c k]

@gc-0-official, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

found you, papa!!!

AAAA! (He jumps back when hears the kid and smacks his head on a tree)

oh! sorry! is your head okay?

Uhh it’s okay (he rubs it a little and winces before realizing what’s happened) so uh.. you’re this guy’s kid? (He points at time)

oh yeah! hes my papa!

Huh.. (he still seems taken aback) sorry you walked in on your papa kissing me..

its ok i dont mind! im glad that hes here

That’s good I guess.. uh @official-time should I go or ..?

Do whatever you like, I don’t mind.

Also, my dear child, sorry I wasn’t able to find you first…

[hugs gc]

I guess I’ll stay.. and yeah, sorry kiddo, I guess I was a bit distracting (he rubs the back of his head again)

oh no it's alright!!

@low-battery-paxton thank you for helping me find papa

Lowkey wanna make out with a robot

Any takers???

Well…

I’m a robot. I suppose?

That’s a kind offer sir, but aren’t you Alice’s dad? I’d feel a little awkward making out with my friends dad..

Oh, well, I’m not really her father - just a friend to her as well, I guess.

Ohhhh ok. Cool cool. So you still wanna make out then?

Yeah, sure.

Ha I didn’t think I’d get this far.. do you wanna go to dinner first, or do you just wanna start..?

Because I’m a robot, I… I can’t quite eat, per se. So, yeah, we can start now if you like.

Yeah, okay.. when we kiss, will it cause sparks and stuff from moisture? I’ve heard that happens when robots and humans kiss but I wanna make sure..

None of it will get into my gears or cause any short circuiting, so don’t worry. The worst is that sparks may fly out of the back of my neck, but that’s… quite unlikely.

[leans in, eyes closed as well, then starts kissing]

(After a minute, he backs away) Wait, did you hear that?? That tapping sound?

Hm?

[listens in]

Yes, I hear it -

wait.

Is… is that who I think it is?

[Stands in s h o c k]

@gc-0-official, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

found you, papa!!!

AAAA! (He jumps back when hears the kid and smacks his head on a tree)

oh! sorry! is your head okay?

Uhh it’s okay (he rubs it a little and winces before realizing what’s happened) so uh.. you’re this guy’s kid? (He points at time)

oh yeah! hes my papa!

Huh.. (he still seems taken aback) sorry you walked in on your papa kissing me..

its ok i dont mind! im glad that hes here

That’s good I guess.. uh @official-time should I go or ..?

Do whatever you like, I don’t mind.

Also, my dear child, sorry I wasn’t able to find you first…

[hugs gc]

[hugs back]

it's ok papa

where are we

Lowkey wanna make out with a robot

Any takers???

Well…

I’m a robot. I suppose?

That’s a kind offer sir, but aren’t you Alice’s dad? I’d feel a little awkward making out with my friends dad..

Oh, well, I’m not really her father - just a friend to her as well, I guess.

Ohhhh ok. Cool cool. So you still wanna make out then?

Yeah, sure.

Ha I didn’t think I’d get this far.. do you wanna go to dinner first, or do you just wanna start..?

Because I’m a robot, I… I can’t quite eat, per se. So, yeah, we can start now if you like.

Yeah, okay.. when we kiss, will it cause sparks and stuff from moisture? I’ve heard that happens when robots and humans kiss but I wanna make sure..

None of it will get into my gears or cause any short circuiting, so don’t worry. The worst is that sparks may fly out of the back of my neck, but that’s… quite unlikely.

[leans in, eyes closed as well, then starts kissing]

(After a minute, he backs away) Wait, did you hear that?? That tapping sound?

Hm?

[listens in]

Yes, I hear it -

wait.

Is… is that who I think it is?

[Stands in s h o c k]

@gc-0-official, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

found you, papa!!!

AAAA! (He jumps back when hears the kid and smacks his head on a tree)

oh! sorry! is your head okay?

Uhh it’s okay (he rubs it a little and winces before realizing what’s happened) so uh.. you’re this guy’s kid? (He points at time)

oh yeah! hes my papa!

Huh.. (he still seems taken aback) sorry you walked in on your papa kissing me..

its ok i dont mind! im glad that hes here

Lowkey wanna make out with a robot

Any takers???

Well…

I’m a robot. I suppose?

That’s a kind offer sir, but aren’t you Alice’s dad? I’d feel a little awkward making out with my friends dad..

Oh, well, I’m not really her father - just a friend to her as well, I guess.

Ohhhh ok. Cool cool. So you still wanna make out then?

Yeah, sure.

Ha I didn’t think I’d get this far.. do you wanna go to dinner first, or do you just wanna start..?

Because I’m a robot, I… I can’t quite eat, per se. So, yeah, we can start now if you like.

Yeah, okay.. when we kiss, will it cause sparks and stuff from moisture? I’ve heard that happens when robots and humans kiss but I wanna make sure..

None of it will get into my gears or cause any short circuiting, so don’t worry. The worst is that sparks may fly out of the back of my neck, but that’s… quite unlikely.

[leans in, eyes closed as well, then starts kissing]

(After a minute, he backs away) Wait, did you hear that?? That tapping sound?

Hm?

[listens in]

Yes, I hear it -

wait.

Is… is that who I think it is?

[Stands in s h o c k]

@gc-0-official, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

found you, papa!!!

AAAA! (He jumps back when hears the kid and smacks his head on a tree)

oh! sorry! is your head okay?

Uhh it’s okay (he rubs it a little and winces before realizing what’s happened) so uh.. you’re this guy’s kid? (He points at time)

oh yeah! hes my papa!

Lowkey wanna make out with a robot

Any takers???

Well…

I’m a robot. I suppose?

That’s a kind offer sir, but aren’t you Alice’s dad? I’d feel a little awkward making out with my friends dad..

Oh, well, I’m not really her father - just a friend to her as well, I guess.

Ohhhh ok. Cool cool. So you still wanna make out then?

Yeah, sure.

Ha I didn’t think I’d get this far.. do you wanna go to dinner first, or do you just wanna start..?

Because I’m a robot, I… I can’t quite eat, per se. So, yeah, we can start now if you like.

Yeah, okay.. when we kiss, will it cause sparks and stuff from moisture? I’ve heard that happens when robots and humans kiss but I wanna make sure..

None of it will get into my gears or cause any short circuiting, so don’t worry. The worst is that sparks may fly out of the back of my neck, but that’s… quite unlikely.

[leans in, eyes closed as well, then starts kissing]

(After a minute, he backs away) Wait, did you hear that?? That tapping sound?

Hm?

[listens in]

Yes, I hear it -

wait.

Is… is that who I think it is?

[Stands in s h o c k]

@gc-0-official, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

found you, papa!!!

AAAA! (He jumps back when hears the kid and smacks his head on a tree)

oh! sorry! is your head okay?

Lowkey wanna make out with a robot

Any takers???

Well…

I’m a robot. I suppose?

That’s a kind offer sir, but aren’t you Alice’s dad? I’d feel a little awkward making out with my friends dad..

Oh, well, I’m not really her father - just a friend to her as well, I guess.

Ohhhh ok. Cool cool. So you still wanna make out then?

Yeah, sure.

Ha I didn’t think I’d get this far.. do you wanna go to dinner first, or do you just wanna start..?

Because I’m a robot, I… I can’t quite eat, per se. So, yeah, we can start now if you like.

Yeah, okay.. when we kiss, will it cause sparks and stuff from moisture? I’ve heard that happens when robots and humans kiss but I wanna make sure..

None of it will get into my gears or cause any short circuiting, so don’t worry. The worst is that sparks may fly out of the back of my neck, but that’s… quite unlikely.

[leans in, eyes closed as well, then starts kissing]

(After a minute, he backs away) Wait, did you hear that?? That tapping sound?

Hm?

[listens in]

Yes, I hear it -

wait.

Is… is that who I think it is?

[Stands in s h o c k]

@gc-0-official, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

found you, papa!!!

dad? dad?

where am i

this isnt home

leela-officialverse

Hey there little one.. are you lost?

Why don’t you come with me? We’ll find out where you’re supposed to go

thank you miss

im looking for papa

leela-officialverse

Hm, well what is he like? I’ll help you look for him.

he is tall

he wears black and has a very tall hat with big pauldrons

hes very nice to strangers

leela-officialverse

Well, I’m not sure if I know him.. but let’s go look for him, yeah? He can’t be that hard to find, though I’ll admit I’m not very familiar with the area.. so, how’d you two get separated?

papa went to find a castle intruder

i went to explore

when i tried to come back i couldnt find my way there and ended here

dad? dad?

where am i

this isnt home

“D-…ad.”

i looked for papa

when i came home and looked for him he wasnt there

then when i looked it wasnt home

i miss papa

Hm.

“C-ould it have something to do with that ‘stranger’, he was worr-ied about? Maybe an intruder?”

maybe it could be

papa told me about them but we didnt find them

“Did y-ou hear them, t-oo?”

i heard something but i could not tell what it is

“I’m sure he’s safe somewhere, do you want to look for him with me? I won’t leave you, if you don’t.”

yes thank you miss

“No pr-oblem~!”

[Taptaptap]

“Hm, which way should we go, first?”

environmental mapping is not working as well but i believe a good path is the path over there

“I can carry you with me, if you would like-!”

oh! i think that would be fun to try

“-okay, then. Let’s go look for Pop, alright? He’ll be fine-!”

[She picks them up and carries them on her shoulders]

“Don’t worry too much about it, okay?”

okay, pax!

papa is time, if he is hurt, then time stops so he is okay and that’s make me happy

Still not sure how that works.

“Right-! Then we won’t have anything to worry about yet, right? Let’s go look for him.”

thank you so much! im not very worried

“You’re such a tough kid, you know?”

really? i guess i am

im always learning new things

Shh.

Hang on.

“…G.C.? Do you h-ear that?”

footsteps? they sound... familiar

dad? dad?

where am i

this isnt home

“D-…ad.”

i looked for papa

when i came home and looked for him he wasnt there

then when i looked it wasnt home

i miss papa

Hm.

“C-ould it have something to do with that ‘stranger’, he was worr-ied about? Maybe an intruder?”

maybe it could be

papa told me about them but we didnt find them

“Did y-ou hear them, t-oo?”

i heard something but i could not tell what it is

“I’m sure he’s safe somewhere, do you want to look for him with me? I won’t leave you, if you don’t.”

yes thank you miss

“No pr-oblem~!”

[Taptaptap]

“Hm, which way should we go, first?”

environmental mapping is not working as well but i believe a good path is the path over there

“I can carry you with me, if you would like-!”

oh! i think that would be fun to try

“-okay, then. Let’s go look for Pop, alright? He’ll be fine-!”

[She picks them up and carries them on her shoulders]

“Don’t worry too much about it, okay?”

okay, pax!

papa is time, if he is hurt, then time stops so he is okay and that’s make me happy

Still not sure how that works.

“Right-! Then we won’t have anything to worry about yet, right? Let’s go look for him.”

thank you so much! im not very worried

“You’re such a tough kid, you know?”