looking for two idiots???

please let me know if you see them anywhere, they will most likely get themselves killed without me

[official-mikewazowski]

FINALLY…

I have every single dragon ball.. it’s time.. all I need to do is wish him back to life

[official-james-sullivan]

Hey Mikey what’s going on in here?

Was bored of being dead so I decided to come back

[official-mikewazowski]

What do you fucking mean you were bored of being dead??? You can’t just come back to life?

[official-james-sullivan]

Well I uh… did lol

[official-mikewazowski]

I can’t believe this. I can’t fucking believe this. James I scoured this world and the next for all these fucking dragon balls that you SAID I could use to bring you back and you just “decide to come back”???? I’m hurt.

[official-james-sullivan]

I’m sorry mike! I just wanted to come back in time for pride month… and we can still use the dragon balls, you know ;)

[official-mikewazowski]

For what??? For fucking what, Sully???

[official-james-sullivan]

Well they. Kinda look like water globes??

[official-mikewazowski]

Yeah I guess they do. Well if you’re back to life I guess I can go back to work now

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh! Haha about that we can’t

[official-mikewazowski]

Why not???

[official-james-sullivan]

Well! You’re not gonna believe this but coincidentally on the way home from purgatory I burnt it down!

[official-mikewazowski]

Why the fuck did you do that????? Was anyone inside of it???

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh no everyone was safe and outside of it but I was really bored and mad so. Decided to commit arson, yanno??

[official-mikewazowski]

Why were you mad, sulley wulley??

[official-james-sullivan]

I was tired of my name being pronounced “Sully” when it’s clearly pronounced “Sulley”

[official-mikewazowski]

Oh.. my poor baby.. well, at least everything is okay now.. and you’re back in time for pride month! So let’s go home and celebrate.. I’ll let our child know you’re home

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh yeah about that! I accidentally broke open a door to an orphanage and now there’s a lot of human children here that needs home and I kinda want at least one

[official-mikewazowski]

I don’t know.. isn’t one child good for now???

[official-james-sullivan]

No

[official-mikewazowski]

damn ok do you have one picked out yet???

[official-james-sullivan]

Yes found a very nice one with lots of purple *holds up @leela-officialverse*

[leela-officialverse]

Please put me down sir I am not a child

[official-james-sullivan]

Fuck ok!!!!! *puts her down* do you know of any human children that need homes????

[leela-officialverse]

Oh like orphans? Yeah I probably know some back home.. but you can take this little dude, he keeps following me around and biting my ankles and calling me his mother. I’m not ready for that commitment though so you might like him *hands him @official-milhouse*

[official-mikewazowski]

FINALLY…

I have every single dragon ball.. it’s time.. all I need to do is wish him back to life

[official-james-sullivan]

Hey Mikey what’s going on in here?

Was bored of being dead so I decided to come back

[official-mikewazowski]

What do you fucking mean you were bored of being dead??? You can’t just come back to life?

[official-james-sullivan]

Well I uh… did lol

[official-mikewazowski]

I can’t believe this. I can’t fucking believe this. James I scoured this world and the next for all these fucking dragon balls that you SAID I could use to bring you back and you just “decide to come back”???? I’m hurt.

[official-james-sullivan]

I’m sorry mike! I just wanted to come back in time for pride month… and we can still use the dragon balls, you know ;)

[official-mikewazowski]

For what??? For fucking what, Sully???

[official-james-sullivan]

Well they. Kinda look like water globes??

[official-mikewazowski]

Yeah I guess they do. Well if you’re back to life I guess I can go back to work now

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh! Haha about that we can’t

[official-mikewazowski]

Why not???

[official-james-sullivan]

Well! You’re not gonna believe this but coincidentally on the way home from purgatory I burnt it down!

[official-mikewazowski]

Why the fuck did you do that????? Was anyone inside of it???

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh no everyone was safe and outside of it but I was really bored and mad so. Decided to commit arson, yanno??

[official-mikewazowski]

Why were you mad, sulley wulley??

[official-james-sullivan]

I was tired of my name being pronounced “Sully” when it’s clearly pronounced “Sulley”

[official-mikewazowski]

Oh.. my poor baby.. well, at least everything is okay now.. and you’re back in time for pride month! So let’s go home and celebrate.. I’ll let our child know you’re home

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh yeah about that! I accidentally broke open a door to an orphanage and now there’s a lot of human children here that needs home and I kinda want at least one

[official-mikewazowski]

I don’t know.. isn’t one child good for now???

[official-james-sullivan]

No

[official-mikewazowski]

damn ok do you have one picked out yet???

[official-james-sullivan]

Yes found a very nice one with lots of purple *holds up @leela-officialverse*

[leela-officialverse]

Please put me down sir I am not a child

[low-battery-paxton]

@fry-officialverse

It tastes like jellybean

[unofficial-fry]

How would you know

[low-battery-paxton]

I was there

[unofficial-fry]

No… NO… how did you see

[low-battery-paxton]

How did you accidentally send your porno to my phone

[leela-officialverse]

He did WHAT

[low-battery-paxton]

Is it true? You do taste like jellybean?

[leela-officialverse]

How the fuck would I know ???? I haven’t eaten myself ????

[low-battery-paxton]

I think it’s possible

Just remove a few ribs and break your spine

[leela-officialverse]

I’m good thank you very much

[low-battery-paxton]

@fry-officialverse

It tastes like jellybean

[unofficial-fry]

How would you know

[low-battery-paxton]

I was there

[unofficial-fry]

No… NO… how did you see

[low-battery-paxton]

How did you accidentally send your porno to my phone

[leela-officialverse]

He did WHAT

[low-battery-paxton]

Is it true? You do taste like jellybean?

[leela-officialverse]

How the fuck would I know ???? I haven’t eaten myself ????

[low-battery-paxton]

@fry-officialverse

It tastes like jellybean

[unofficial-fry]

How would you know

[low-battery-paxton]

I was there

[unofficial-fry]

No… NO… how did you see

[low-battery-paxton]

How did you accidentally send your porno to my phone

[leela-officialverse]

He did WHAT

[gc-0-official]

dad? dad?

where am i

this isnt home

[leela-officialverse]

Hey there little one.. are you lost?

Why don’t you come with me? We’ll find out where you’re supposed to go

[gc-0-official]

thank you miss

im looking for papa

[leela-officialverse]

Hm, well what is he like? I’ll help you look for him.

[gc-0-official]

he is tall

he wears black and has a very tall hat with big pauldrons

hes very nice to strangers

[leela-officialverse]

Well, I’m not sure if I know him.. but let’s go look for him, yeah? He can’t be that hard to find, though I’ll admit I’m not very familiar with the area.. so, how’d you two get separated?

[gc-0-official]

dad? dad?

where am i

this isnt home

[leela-officialverse]

Hey there little one.. are you lost?

Why don’t you come with me? We’ll find out where you’re supposed to go

[gc-0-official]

thank you miss

im looking for papa

[leela-officialverse]

Hm, well what is he like? I’ll help you look for him.

[gc-0-official]

dad? dad?

where am i

this isnt home

[leela-officialverse]

Hey there little one.. are you lost?

Why don’t you come with me? We’ll find out where you’re supposed to go

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[official-melody]

I mean. I’d be down for that. I don’t consider myself too evil but like, mildly

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah me too me too

[unofficial-bender]

Ok so we have siren kid, evil villain kid, puppy kid and her brother, puppet kid.. where the hell is starfish kid???

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh fuck we left Lisa at the krusty krab I think

[official-lisasimpson]

No you shoved me In your chest your fucking idiot

[unofficial-nanako]

Did not

[official-lisasimpson]

No bender did weirdo

[unofficial-bender]

Oh my bad. (Lets her out) so uh what do we do now that we have the krabby patty formula

[official-melody]

Uhhhh wasn’t that your idea? Shouldn’t you have the plan?

[unofficial-bender]

Maybe but I don’t ok cut me some slack

[official-lisasimpson]

I have a plan. Let’s use this formula to open our own restaurant and then sell the krabby patties to rich people to make a lot of profit and become rich ourselves and then use our funds to buy a large ray gun and then proceed to disengrate all rich people!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Wouldn’t that require us disenegrating ourselves

[official-lisasimpson]

FUCK. There’s always a catch… well I’m out of ideas

[unofficial-bender]

Why don’t we just sell the formula to that shrimp villain guy for a lot of money

[official-lisasimpson]

Yeah ok

[unofficial-bender]

@plankton-official hey shrimp want the krabby patty formula

[unofficial-plankton]

WHO TF ARE YOU CALLING A … hey wait a minute.. hello there handsome.. wouldn’t mind pressing some of your buttons sometime

[unofficial-bender]

HUH

[unofficial-plankton]

Just sayin.. why don’t you let me take you to dinner sometime? I know how to treat a device

right

[unofficial-bender]

Uh I’m good. Please just buy this formula off of me for a large sum of money

[unofficial-plankton]

WAIT.. is that the KRABBY PATTY FORMULA???? (Takes it and starts drooling) how.. how did you get this????

[unofficial-bender]

Just burnt down the krusty krab, might have accidentally killed the owner, not too sure, but it smelled like steamed crab when we were leaving

[unofficial-plankton]

Oh.. ok.. I guess that’s what I always wanted.. anyways I’ll take the formula off your hands for 1 billion dollars

[unofficial-bender]

Sounds good to me

[official-bartsimpson]

(Skateboards in) hey jumbo what’s bopping

[official-lisasimpson]

Wait.. you look like you could be… what’s your name?

[official-bartsimpson]

I’m Bart simpson who the hell are you? And why do you look like me?

[official-lisasimpson]

BECAUSE… I’m your murderous sister from another dimension.. you went missing from our dimension as a baby and because of you our parents are depressed… my grandpa STILL lives with us… they all want you to come home… they never pay attention to me anymore because they want YOU back so badly…

[official-bartsimpson]

So what are you gonna attempt to do to me???

[official-lisasimpson]

Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to kill you! I’ll chop your head clean off and return home with your head as a trophy… they will have to pay attention to me when you are dead! (She tackles him and starts choking him)

[unofficial-bender]

Can you two fight a little quieter I’m trying to make a business deal

[leela-officialverse]

(She jumps into the room and kicks Bender in the head)

Of course I come back and discover that you have been using kids as your little pawn pieces to commit crimes and you’ve stolen the krabby patty formula.. Why am I not even surprised..

[unofficial-bender]

Great! Now I have a dent in my head! And I wasn’t using em as pawns! They all had nowhere to go and they just started following me.. it’s not my fault if they join in on committing crimes…

[leela-officialverse]

Yes it is!!!! You’re the adult here!!!!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah yeah alright… go one home kids, start calling your parents..

[official--ariel]

MELODY!!! Where have you been young lady???

[official-melody]

Was just hanging out with some friends… sorry mom..

[official--ariel]

Well we better get you home… a gas station and the krusty krab have BOTH been burnt down, and mr krabs was killed.. what would I have done if that happened to you, huh? Let’s get you home..

[annemarie-official]

Bye bye miss melody..

[official--ariel]

You were here, too, Anne? Wait until your Fathers and Mom hear about all of this! You, your brother, and cousin Stingy come with me, I’ll walk you home!

[unofficial-nanako]

Wait..! Can I come too, miss Ariel? Miss Cruella De’Ville’s home is on the way to yours..

[official--ariel]

Of course sweetheart.. come along then.

[official-bartsimpson]

I better be getting out of here, too. I need to go and make sure my parents are doing ok.. cowabungus and goodbye! (Skateboards away)

[leela-officialverse]

Alright what about this one? (Holds up Lisa)

[official-lisasimpson]

Actually miss, I don’t have a home. I’m from another dimension and I don’t think I can do back

[leela-officialverse]

Oh you poor thing... I know someone who went through a situation kinda like yours. If we could just find him I’m sure you two would get along fine

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[official-melody]

I mean. I’d be down for that. I don’t consider myself too evil but like, mildly

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah me too me too

[unofficial-bender]

Ok so we have siren kid, evil villain kid, puppy kid and her brother, puppet kid.. where the hell is starfish kid???

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh fuck we left Lisa at the krusty krab I think

[official-lisasimpson]

No you shoved me In your chest your fucking idiot

[unofficial-nanako]

Did not

[official-lisasimpson]

No bender did weirdo

[unofficial-bender]

Oh my bad. (Lets her out) so uh what do we do now that we have the krabby patty formula

[official-melody]

Uhhhh wasn’t that your idea? Shouldn’t you have the plan?

[unofficial-bender]

Maybe but I don’t ok cut me some slack

[official-lisasimpson]

I have a plan. Let’s use this formula to open our own restaurant and then sell the krabby patties to rich people to make a lot of profit and become rich ourselves and then use our funds to buy a large ray gun and then proceed to disengrate all rich people!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Wouldn’t that require us disenegrating ourselves

[official-lisasimpson]

FUCK. There’s always a catch… well I’m out of ideas

[unofficial-bender]

Why don’t we just sell the formula to that shrimp villain guy for a lot of money

[official-lisasimpson]

Yeah ok

[unofficial-bender]

@plankton-official hey shrimp want the krabby patty formula

[unofficial-plankton]

WHO TF ARE YOU CALLING A … hey wait a minute.. hello there handsome.. wouldn’t mind pressing some of your buttons sometime

[unofficial-bender]

HUH

[unofficial-plankton]

Just sayin.. why don’t you let me take you to dinner sometime? I know how to treat a device

right

[unofficial-bender]

Uh I’m good. Please just buy this formula off of me for a large sum of money

[unofficial-plankton]

WAIT.. is that the KRABBY PATTY FORMULA???? (Takes it and starts drooling) how.. how did you get this????

[unofficial-bender]

Just burnt down the krusty krab, might have accidentally killed the owner, not too sure, but it smelled like steamed crab when we were leaving

[unofficial-plankton]

Oh.. ok.. I guess that’s what I always wanted.. anyways I’ll take the formula off your hands for 1 billion dollars

[unofficial-bender]

Sounds good to me

[official-bartsimpson]

(Skateboards in) hey jumbo what’s bopping

[official-lisasimpson]

Wait.. you look like you could be… what’s your name?

[official-bartsimpson]

I’m Bart simpson who the hell are you? And why do you look like me?

[official-lisasimpson]

BECAUSE… I’m your murderous sister from another dimension.. you went missing from our dimension as a baby and because of you our parents are depressed… my grandpa STILL lives with us… they all want you to come home… they never pay attention to me anymore because they want YOU back so badly…

[official-bartsimpson]

So what are you gonna attempt to do to me???

[official-lisasimpson]

Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to kill you! I’ll chop your head clean off and return home with your head as a trophy… they will have to pay attention to me when you are dead! (She tackles him and starts choking him)

[unofficial-bender]

Can you two fight a little quieter I’m trying to make a business deal

[leela-officialverse]

(She jumps into the room and kicks Bender in the head)

Of course I come back and discover that you have been using kids as your little pawn pieces to commit crimes and you’ve stolen the krabby patty formula.. Why am I not even surprised..

[unofficial-bender]

Great! Now I have a dent in my head! And I wasn’t using em as pawns! They all had nowhere to go and they just started following me.. it’s not my fault if they join in on committing crimes…

[leela-officialverse]

Yes it is!!!! You’re the adult here!!!!

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah yeah alright… go one home kids, start calling your parents..

[official--ariel]

MELODY!!! Where have you been young lady???

[official-melody]

Was just hanging out with some friends… sorry mom..

[official--ariel]

Well we better get you home… a gas station and the krusty krab have BOTH been burnt down, and mr krabs was killed.. what would I have done if that happened to you, huh? Let’s get you home..

[annemarie-official]

Bye bye miss melody..

[official--ariel]

You were here, too, Anne? Wait until your Fathers and Mom hear about all of this! You, your brother, and cousin Stingy come with me, I’ll walk you home!

[unofficial-nanako]

Wait..! Can I come too, miss Ariel? Miss Cruella De’Ville’s home is on the way to yours..

[official--ariel]

Of course sweetheart.. come along then.

[official-bartsimpson]

I better be getting out of here, too. I need to go and make sure my parents are doing ok.. cowabungus and goodbye! (Skateboards away)

[leela-officialverse]

Alright what about this one? (Holds up Lisa)

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[official-melody]

I mean. I’d be down for that. I don’t consider myself too evil but like, mildly

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah me too me too

[unofficial-bender]

Ok so we have siren kid, evil villain kid, puppy kid and her brother, puppet kid.. where the hell is starfish kid???

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh fuck we left Lisa at the krusty krab I think

[official-lisasimpson]

No you shoved me In your chest your fucking idiot

[unofficial-nanako]

Did not

[official-lisasimpson]

No bender did weirdo

[unofficial-bender]

Oh my bad. (Lets her out) so uh what do we do now that we have the krabby patty formula

[official-melody]

Uhhhh wasn’t that your idea? Shouldn’t you have the plan?

[unofficial-bender]

Maybe but I don’t ok cut me some slack

[official-lisasimpson]

I have a plan. Let’s use this formula to open our own restaurant and then sell the krabby patties to rich people to make a lot of profit and become rich ourselves and then use our funds to buy a large ray gun and then proceed to disengrate all rich people!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Wouldn’t that require us disenegrating ourselves

[official-lisasimpson]

FUCK. There’s always a catch… well I’m out of ideas

[unofficial-bender]

Why don’t we just sell the formula to that shrimp villain guy for a lot of money

[official-lisasimpson]

Yeah ok

[unofficial-bender]

@plankton-official hey shrimp want the krabby patty formula

[unofficial-plankton]

WHO TF ARE YOU CALLING A … hey wait a minute.. hello there handsome.. wouldn’t mind pressing some of your buttons sometime

[unofficial-bender]

HUH

[unofficial-plankton]

Just sayin.. why don’t you let me take you to dinner sometime? I know how to treat a device

right

[unofficial-bender]

Uh I’m good. Please just buy this formula off of me for a large sum of money

[unofficial-plankton]

WAIT.. is that the KRABBY PATTY FORMULA???? (Takes it and starts drooling) how.. how did you get this????

[unofficial-bender]

Just burnt down the krusty krab, might have accidentally killed the owner, not too sure, but it smelled like steamed crab when we were leaving

[unofficial-plankton]

Oh.. ok.. I guess that’s what I always wanted.. anyways I’ll take the formula off your hands for 1 billion dollars

[unofficial-bender]

Sounds good to me

[official-bartsimpson]

(Skateboards in) hey jumbo what’s bopping

[official-lisasimpson]

Wait.. you look like you could be… what’s your name?

[official-bartsimpson]

I’m Bart simpson who the hell are you? And why do you look like me?

[official-lisasimpson]

BECAUSE… I’m your murderous sister from another dimension.. you went missing from our dimension as a baby and because of you our parents are depressed… my grandpa STILL lives with us… they all want you to come home… they never pay attention to me anymore because they want YOU back so badly…

[official-bartsimpson]

So what are you gonna attempt to do to me???

[official-lisasimpson]

Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to kill you! I’ll chop your head clean off and return home with your head as a trophy… they will have to pay attention to me when you are dead! (She tackles him and starts choking him)

[unofficial-bender]

Can you two fight a little quieter I’m trying to make a business deal

[leela-officialverse]

(She jumps into the room and kicks Bender in the head)

Of course I come back and discover that you have been using kids as your little pawn pieces to commit crimes and you’ve stolen the krabby patty formula.. Why am I not even surprised..

[unofficial-bender]

Great! Now I have a dent in my head! And I wasn’t using em as pawns! They all had nowhere to go and they just started following me.. it’s not my fault if they join in on committing crimes…

[leela-officialverse]

Yes it is!!!! You’re the adult here!!!!

[unofficial-bender]

Well that was fucking weird. Wouldn’t be the first time I was complacent in a murder but that was the bloodiest one, that’s for sure.. everyone alright??

[annemarie-official]

I’m okay!! Wish I could have finished eating those organs though..

[unofficial-bender]

Yeah kid sorry but no more organs for you. Ever. Please I don’t wanna see that again

[annemarie-official]

What am I supposed to eat then???? Huh??? What the fuck am I supposed to eat???

[unofficial-bender]

Uhh I dunno.. you’re just a weird fuzzy human, right? What do they eat.. you can eat cans, right? Fry used to eat cans

[annemarie-official]

I’m not a human but.. I guess I could eat cans

[unofficial-bender]

Good. Now wipe the blood off your face, you don’t want it to stain your fur. Now who else am I supposed to check on.. uh siren kid, you alright? Did you get cut again? You have a habit of breaking bottles

[official-melody]

I’m good this time but I think I’m gay now?

[unofficial-bender]

As far as I know that isn’t related to breaking bottles but if it is that explains a lot about myself too. Good for you kid

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah I mean. If you are gay and I am also gay.. maybe we can be.. evil gorlfriends together?

[official-melody]

I mean. I’d be down for that. I don’t consider myself too evil but like, mildly

[unofficial-nanako]

Yeah me too me too

[unofficial-bender]

Ok so we have siren kid, evil villain kid, puppy kid and her brother, puppet kid.. where the hell is starfish kid???

[unofficial-nanako]

Oh fuck we left Lisa at the krusty krab I think

[official-lisasimpson]

No you shoved me In your chest your fucking idiot

[unofficial-nanako]

Did not

[official-lisasimpson]

No bender did weirdo

[unofficial-bender]

Oh my bad. (Lets her out) so uh what do we do now that we have the krabby patty formula

[official-melody]

Uhhhh wasn’t that your idea? Shouldn’t you have the plan?

[unofficial-bender]

Maybe but I don’t ok cut me some slack

[official-lisasimpson]

I have a plan. Let’s use this formula to open our own restaurant and then sell the krabby patties to rich people to make a lot of profit and become rich ourselves and then use our funds to buy a large ray gun and then proceed to disengrate all rich people!

[youngflynnrider-official]

Wouldn’t that require us disenegrating ourselves

[official-lisasimpson]

FUCK. There’s always a catch… well I’m out of ideas

[unofficial-bender]

Why don’t we just sell the formula to that shrimp villain guy for a lot of money

[official-lisasimpson]

Yeah ok

[unofficial-bender]

@plankton-official hey shrimp want the krabby patty formula

[unofficial-plankton]

WHO TF ARE YOU CALLING A … hey wait a minute.. hello there handsome.. wouldn’t mind pressing some of your buttons sometime

[unofficial-bender]

HUH

[unofficial-plankton]

Just sayin.. why don’t you let me take you to dinner sometime? I know how to treat a device

right

[unofficial-bender]

Uh I’m good. Please just buy this formula off of me for a large sum of money

[unofficial-plankton]

WAIT.. is that the KRABBY PATTY FORMULA???? (Takes it and starts drooling) how.. how did you get this????

[unofficial-bender]

Just burnt down the krusty krab, might have accidentally killed the owner, not too sure, but it smelled like steamed crab when we were leaving

[unofficial-plankton]

Oh.. ok.. I guess that’s what I always wanted.. anyways I’ll take the formula off your hands for 1 billion dollars

[unofficial-bender]

Sounds good to me

[official-bartsimpson]

(Skateboards in) hey jumbo what’s bopping

[official-lisasimpson]

Wait.. you look like you could be… what’s your name?

[official-bartsimpson]

I’m Bart simpson who the hell are you? And why do you look like me?

[official-lisasimpson]

BECAUSE… I’m your murderous sister from another dimension.. you went missing from our dimension as a baby and because of you our parents are depressed… my grandpa STILL lives with us… they all want you to come home… they never pay attention to me anymore because they want YOU back so badly…

[official-bartsimpson]

So what are you gonna attempt to do to me???

[official-lisasimpson]

Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to kill you! I’ll chop your head clean off and return home with your head as a trophy… they will have to pay attention to me when you are dead! (She tackles him and starts choking him)

[unofficial-bender]

Can you two fight a little quieter I’m trying to make a business deal

[leela-officialverse]

(She jumps into the room and kicks Bender in the head)

Of course I come back and discover that you have been using kids as your little pawn pieces to commit crimes and you’ve stolen the krabby patty formula.. Why am I not even surprised..