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What is you best Dutch oven story? Or if you don't have one fantasy?
Woke up with a guy sucking my dick and without thinking I started ripping morning ass under the covers, when he started struggling with the smell and trying to come up for fresh air, I laughed and held him down there and really started giving him a whiff of how rancid I am before noon. Finally he just stopped resisting so much, and whimpered on my dick until I blew a load down his throat.
My favorite Dutch Oven moment…but before I get straight to the point, I should probably give a little backstory.
I met this hot Puerto Rican guy, let’s call him Ricky. Ricky was 5'11, 180lbs, slim and muscular with a bunch of tats all over his body. We drank and chilled at my place while getting to know each other and although it was a huge risk of scaring him away, I confessed to him that I had a fart fetish. To my surprise Ricky was okay with it as he confess that he had a thing for feet, as he stared my toes down in my gray flip flops that I was wearing that evening. We chatted for a bit more but all the fetishes went out the door for the next few hours as we had what I would call the best sex I have had up until that point…with a stranger at that. I felt so comfortable with Ricky at that point that I let him sleep overnight in my bed. I woke up the next morning as Ricky crawled over me to head to the bathroom, which was right next to my room. I listened closely as he pissed for what seemed to be a good long minute in hopes that I would hear him rip a nice morning fart but was very disappointed in that moment and just went and laid right back in my bed, at which point Ricky walked in my room and stared me straight in my eyes…I was very intrigued wondering why he looked at me with a bit of a smirk on his face. Ricky grabbed his neck as he pretended to crack it and at the same moment, Ricky let out this huge morning fart while he stared straight in my eyes with that same smirk, smiling even bigger now. My boner went from 0 to 60 in record time as I grabbed and dragged his ass over to the bed so I could get a small whiff before it completely disappeared. I was so amazed that this hot guy was willing to do this to please me that I had to definitely repay the favor as I shoved my soft 10" feet all in his face all morning. Turns out he loves feet just as much as I love farts and that morning we had so much fun as I enjoyed three more farts that Ricky had to offer before he went on his way.
I began to see Ricky on a semi regular basis at first…and then although we both had huge things going on in our own lives, we began to spend so much time together that he started to walk with overnight bags where he would sleep and come straight to my place at times. Ricky confessed to me at one point that he’s glad he met me because he missed drinking milk. Turns out, Ricky was a bit lactose intolerant and stopped drinking milk because his family and friends would complain about his constant farting but now that he knew someone that enjoyed that part of him, Ricky went back to drinking it. I would make sure to always have a bunch of milk in my fridge, although I myself don’t drink it…shocking right being that I love farts.
I love how much Ricky enjoyed farting around and on me, as if he founded a new hobby that brought him joy. We would be chilling and watching tv and Ricky would just get up and put his ass in my face in his sexy boxers and just rip ass, or he would be walking by as he drank milk and as a true manly man, Ricky would just rip a huge one while he walked in front of my face…or he’ll be texting on his phone as he laid on my couch on his stomach and he would tell me that he feels a big one coming and I would either get on my knees to plant my face in his ass or have him get up and sit on my face as he ripped away…and the smells would be so rank and nice that I would just cum all over the place.
At one point, Ricky drank so much milk that he would literally be farting every 20 seconds…I kid you not. I would be jerked out at times that I would put myself to sleep to hear him tell me the next morning that he continued farting for another hour or two before he joined me in bed.
Now back to the main part of the story…I, on most nights, would end up sometime throughout the night covered from head to toe intertwined in my blankets because I would get cold very quickly. I would start off cuddling with Ricky but then throughout the night, we’re in two totally different positions. Because Ricky started drinking so much milk again, he would be farting tons every night, even in his sleep. I’ve had countless mornings where I would wake up to Ricky’s silent farts and just pop a raging boner…and because I’m covered from head to toe in my blanket, Ricky was basically Dutch Ovening me every morning like a morning alarm, without even knowing it. I spent many a few mornings jerking off while sniffing his morning farts without him knowing until one day, I had to finally confess to him that he farts in his sleep every morning and it literally tempts me to wake him up each time because it would make me so horny. I was surprised when Ricky told me that I should wake him up next time. So that next morning, I did just that…but I woke Ricky up by boldly shoving my face up the crack of his boxers and to my surprise, he was able to force so many loud and putrid farts out that morning as he grabbed the back of my head and force my nose up his crack even further…all I could think about was all the amazingly loud farts I must have missed out on because I didn’t want to wake him up those first few times. Never again would I hesitate to do just that.
And that is my best Dutch Oven story. Hope you guys liked it. This is my first written fart story and it is 100% true. Let me know what you guys think.
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Alex
I had always been turned on by my classmates and going to an all guys high school as a closeted masculine gay dude with a total fart fetish had some perks. I could rip ass loud and proud with all the jocks while the other fags envied me from afar. After school I’d go home and jerk off to all the jocks farts I had that day. Here’s the story of one of those fart pigs: Alex
Alex was a pretty boy, but damn he was dirty. He was a short tanned Italian with slick black hair never even a tad out of place. But what I wanted more than anything was to shove my face up his perfect ass while he’s toned arms wrapped around me. He farted wherever he wanted and damn that boy was always ripping ass. We played soccer together throughout high school becoming fast friends and to this day I jack off just thinking of how we farted together stinking up everywhere we went.
One morning in particular I remember, boy were we both gassy and loving it. We were together in the library before school as part of some bullshit club. It was a way for a couple of us guys to just get out of homeroom and chill out. I had drank a lot of coffee with Alex beforehand and boy was it running through our system. Being the pigs we are we were blasting left and right around the other dudes down there really stinking it up.
Alex grabbed me at one point and looked me deep in the eyes saying “wait wait, do you hear something?”
PHHHHHRRRRTTTTT PHHRT PHHRTT
Alex cracked up at his own joke just being the manly pig he was. Another one of our friends shocked by how much the two of us farting commented “Y'all should fart ass to ass and just trade scents” My dick sprang up at the idea and I waited for us both to build some more. It didn’t take long and I’ll never forget the feeling.
Alex’s farts were deep and airy while minded tended to be shorter and powerful.
We lined up in front of the other guys: ass to ass and then I felt it. That deep airiness I just wanted to take to the face rimming his stinky asshole. I replied with my own explosion.
PPHHHRTTTTT PPHHFFF Brrrt phhf BRRT
We got the whole room roaring with laughter but all I was just consciously trying to keep my throbbing boner hidden.
After school that day I was preparing for the marathon jack off session I was about to have from Alex’s farts that day when I got a snapchat from him.
“Hey dude, I need to tell you something”
Instantly being the closet case I was, my first thought he knew I was gay. But soon I received another video from him
He had a cocky smile on then grunted a little and pushed out a monster rip
RRRRRRRTTTTTTT
He sighed and winked and I jacked off that night until my dick was shooting blanks.
(Hey guys would love to know what you think, as I don’t usually write much. I was thinking of making some stories about my hot gassy friends on this blog. It helps me jack off and hopefully it helps you ;))
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Kevin
This story is a real experience that I had in my sophomore year of high school.
Kevin was a cute freckled Irish kid in my biology and gym class. He was the star point guard of our school’s basketball team despite being relatively small in stature. We were in different friend groups going into our second year of high school but sat next to each other in class and started to really hit it off. In gym the athletic guys generally teamed up together so me and Kevin often competed on the same team and enjoyed beating up on the nerdy guys. As the year went on I found myself more attracted to the toned and friendly Irish kid. We joked around studied together and became fast friends. But my favorite part of hanging with Kevin being the nasty pig I am was the farts. I was gassier than him but when he released some gas man it was good and he had no problem farting loud and proud in our class full of men.
These outbreaks of gas on their own were enough to make me jack off in bathrooms and imagine the toned stud sitting his plump butt on my cock ripping fat farts. But the one experience I still stroke my dick too constantly happened after gym class one day.
Public school guys always made fun of our school for one reason. The showers. After gym class we were all required to shower in a group open shower prompting chants and jeers from public school friends about how all us guys were gay fags. Of course some of those accusations were true ;). The showers were a dangerous and thrilling game. I worked hard to keep my dick from popping up around a bunch of naked studly men but Kevin’s gas made that difficult.
Anyway we had just left from a game of handball and I jumped into the shower with one other dude a few showerheads down from me. I was going to do my business get clean and get out. Kevin had other plans though as he walked in into the open space with a towel lightly covering his dick. I was preoccupied scrubbing my body to really notice him but he called out to me
“Yo!” Then he grunted and PHRFFTTTTTT
His now naked ass pointed at my cock inches away from it. I still remember seeing his hole open up as he strained a fart out. He just chuckled and just started to wash his now naked body as his stink flew out engulfing me. My dick instantly started to bone up and I quickly gave him a slight chuckle and raced out of there so as not to show him how horny he made me.
Afterwards we joked around about that nasty erotic fart but to this day I wish it developed into something more. All I have now is the vivid memory of his ass right by my cock unleashing a sizable jock fart.
Let me know what you guys think about this story. I tried to keep it as true as it was back in high school. I know it’s not super exciting but it was all natural and all true.
Gym Cutie Explodes
I was at the gym earlier today and I noticed this young cute guy running on the treadmill. I would say he was about 25, blonde buzz cut, blue eyes, really ripped, and a MASSIVE round ass. He was wearing compression shorts and was shirtless. Thinking about him, I headed into the second stall of the men’s room. There is a very large gap in the back of the stall, which lets you lean back and see the other guy on the toilet.
I sat there about 35 minutes and nobody came over for a stall. I was about to leave when I heard someone enter the vacant stall. I looked through the gap and realized it was the cutie on the treadmill. He slammed the seat down and didn’t even bother to paper it. He peeled out of his sweaty compression shorts and I noticed his ass was extremely hairy.
He slammed his ass down and within seconds, I could hear he had the shits. He passed a ton of loose shit mixed with a little bit of gas. I watched him rub his stomach a few times and whince as shit poured into the bowl. He squirted off and on before standing up. His ass looked like it was covered in chocolate pudding. Rather than bother wiping up, he waddled over to the showers to clean up. I saw him exit the shower a few minutes later and he appeared much more relaxed.