EIZA GONZALEZ.

ᴀᴄᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ / ᴍᴇxɪᴄᴀɴ / 30ᴛʜ ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀʏ, 1990

[narcobarbies]

EIZA GONZALEZ BOSS outtakes photographed by Oleksii Parkhomenko

[notoriousydney]

yes, yes, yes! that’s the energy, babe! you get it—you totally get it. like, anyone who says, "oh, i don’t care about my birthday" is either lying or hasn’t been to one of my parties. like, hello? it’s a whole "i-survived-another-year" vibe and if i wanna celebrate that with fireworks, a 12-piece band and enough confetti to get me banned from at least three venues, then so what? i’m not saying every year needs to be a circus (although, let’s be real, i could totally pull off a cirque du soleil-themed party), but why settle for less when you can have more? life is too short for boring parties and half-hearted celebrations. if i’m gonna throw an event, people are gonna talk about it for years. you know, the kind where random people at the grocery store are like, “weren’t you at that one party with the chocolate fountain and the live alpaca?” but i’m versatile. a cozy dinner with close friends? love that too. i’ll plan your seating arrangement down to the perfect conversation pairings. you’ll be sitting next to someone who’s into the same weird niche hobbies as you and by dessert, you’re basically soulmates. so yeah, i’m all about balance, but i’m also about making moments. we don’t need to wait for milestones to feel alive. we can make our own damn milestones. and uh... lowkey, i’m available to plan your next bash. just sayin’.

[gcnzalezeiza]

I honestly think that’s just so sad. Cause like, don’t you think they must be the type of people where no one has really made them feel special on their birthday, and for that reason they don’t really care? Cause that’s like what they’ve grown accustomed to? That is such a depressing thought and maybe doesn’t reflect on everyone. Everyone deserves to be excited about their birthday though. You however, you really know how to go all out and I love to hear it babe. You’re so on the right track I swear. If people had a bit more of your energy, everyone would be so much more into celebrating their big day. The fact that one survives another year deserves all the attention, I'm right with you. Not that one needs an excuse to throw one hell of a party, but that is the one time you really don’t need an excuse. Tell me though, have you actually gotten yourself banned from any venues yet? If you’re throwing a party, the only way to go is all the way. Like if people don’t wake up the next day and question how the hell they got home or wherever they end up waking up, then something clearly went wrong. Ever thought about becoming a party planned? I could use you for every next party and dinner party I’m hosting, I swear you’re like a genius. Celebrate every moment of life? Hell yes. Who put a limit to the amount of things you can celebrate in life? You know you’re the first one I’m calling for the next bash I’m putting together.

[xglenpowellx]

Yeah, that's the one. Me too. I'm surprised I actually made it back to my room and not on the side of the road somewhere in a ditch. Wow, that does sound like it was a good night. That's good to hear. Got something new coming out soon then? You know I'd like to keep up to date with these things. Sorry about that, I just can't sit still so I'm doing project after project. A break might be needed soon though. It's kind of strange as I didn't think this would actually happen to me. I think so too. You know what would be fun to do? You got like all those buddy comedies with two women or two men but what if you just take a man and a woman, just to mix it up. I think we'd be good for something like that.

[gcnzalezeiza]

Oh god can you imagine? I for one am also glad you managed to find your way back. It was one hell of a night that’s for sure. I may have gotten a bit too friendly with the tequila, I will admit. And I paid the price for it the next day. But hey we both survived and of course it taught us nothing. Yeah I’m currently on promo tour for my new mini series called La Máquina, out on Hulu in October, so that’s very exciting. Yeah no I know what you mean. I mean what else is one supposed to do when you get offered exciting scripts and roles, like.. we can’t just say no. Why not? You’re so talented Glen, c’mon now don’t be silly. — Step outside the stereotypical best friendship comedy? Genius move Powell. You know I’m in already. 

[jchstain]

I can definitely agree with that, the universe sucks. It would make me a pretty shitty friend if I didn't know you well enough, I'm here for you no matter what. Working with anyone that you don't exactly get along with can be hell. But when they're exes, it's on a whole different level of fucked up. You didn't do anything? What did you do? Did you kiss him? Please tell me you didn't kiss him. That's probably for the best, I know it sucks right now, but it's not forever. Just, get through the reshoots, keep your distance, stay professional and soon the movie and press will be over and you won't have to bother with him anymore. Trust me, I could do with a girly night as well, we need to talk and put the world to right. I'm not in LA anymore, but for you I can be? We can stay in our pjs, drink wine, eat good food and just talk while watching movies. Twice now I have kissed a friend and was rejected. Everything is so confusing and weird right now, I don't know how to feel or handle the situation. My mind is all over the place. Have you ever had a moment of questioning your sexuality?

[gcnzalezeiza]

I know that, and I love you for it. I know I don’t say that enough. I mean, I probably do, maybe too much even? But that’s never enough. PRIVATE: Yeah I mean, everything has just kind of spiraled. Oh god you’re going to hate me I know it. God Jess I really just can’t handle you being mad at me right now. Like I’m a fucking wreck and it’s already enough that I have to try to keep it together for this press tour for La Máquina. Yeah if only I would get rid of him after the upcoming press tour we have to suffer through together. I fucked up, and I’m so fucking scared Jess. I’m currently in New York for a couple of days. Are you here? Otherwise we’ll meet up for a girly night whenever, wherever. I just know I need one with you. — I mean other than seeing extremely hot girls and thinking I might give up on men because they’re all dickheads? Not really. Like not seriously no. Oh babe.. I don’t know what to say.. Has this other person said anything? Like have you talked about it?

[narcobarbies]

EIZA GONZALEZ via instagram

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EIZA GONZALEZ via instagram

[bombshell-manual]

Eiza González in Tamara Ralph for the 76th Emmy Awards

[selcnas]

So, I just wanted to thank you for spending time with me at the emmys. Obviously, Martin and Steve were around and I adore them, but it was nice being around a woman my own age I could gossip. Still not over how incredible you looked that night. That dress was heavenly on you. We should hangout soon if you're free. I think we both might get a little busy soon, so before that happens we should make something happen. Maybe we could do something to celebrate Halloween approaching? @gcnzalezeiza

[gcnzalezeiza]

You’re not seriously thanking me are you? As if you even need to. The pleasure was all mine and trust me, I would’ve still understood if you couldn’t tear away from them because honestly, I think they might be the funniest and kindest men one could be around. Seriously though Selena, it was so lovely getting to spend some time with you. God knows I needed just the energy that you brought to the table. Oh thank you babe, I adore you. Still not over your whole look either, absolutely breathtaking. Baby pink isn’t always the color I tend to go for, but it worked so well and I honestly loved it. I would like to get together again soon. I’m actually already back in Winnipeg, back on set — but I’ll be back in LA soon and definitely have some time to squeeze in some pre halloween celebrations. I’m all for it. Cozy night with movies and all the treats and food? Only a fool would decline.

[jakegyll]

Jake: [ read ]

Jake: [ types ]

Jake: i honestly can’t do this anymore—this endless cycle of us chasing something that always brings us back to the same pain. it’s like we’re trapped in this loop, spinning around, thinking things will change, but they never do. and every time, it cuts a little deeper. i thought this time would be different. i really did. i convinced myself it was. i told myself, *this is it, this is when everything falls into place*. but it didn’t. it never does.i keep replaying that moment in my head—the one where i didn’t kiss you. the one where i held back. i regretted it for so long. and then, when i finally did, when i finally let myself fall into that moment, i thought it would erase all the regret. i thought it would fix everything. but now? now i regret doing it. i regret all of it. because i’ve only made it worse. i’ve only made the fall harder. every part of me is screaming at me, telling me to just shut up and follow my heart. to not overthink it, to stop running. but i can’t trust myself anymore. i just can’t. i’m sorry for last night. i’m sorry for being weak, for being a coward who couldn’t even look you in the eyes after you gave me a night i’ll never forget. you don’t know what it’s like to wake up the next morning and feel like you’ve ruined the best thing that’s ever happened to you. i should’ve been better. i should’ve been stronger. but i wasn’t. and now i don’t know how to face you. you deserve someone who doesn’t flinch at the thought of loving you. someone who doesn’t shatter the moment things get real. i don’t expect you to understand why i’m doing this. i don’t even understand myself. i don’t expect you to forgive me. but i need you to know you’re better off without me. you have to be. because i’m not the man you think i am. i’m sorry. god, i’m so sorry.

Jake: [ unsends ]

[gcnzalezeiza]

eiza: i can’t believe i let myself fall for your words. that you in some twisted fucking way got me to believe that things might be different, that maybe we had changed, that we could make things work. that you gave me that bit hope. eiza: that you proved, that after all, i was right. eiza: it’s clear you only wanted one thing. something to use when it’s convenient for you. eiza: you've really done it this time jake. you’ve broken every piece of trust i had left. how can you live with yourself? i'm questioning it more than ever how i ever could eiza: it hurts to realize i meant so little to you, that all the words, all the promises, were empty just so you could get what you wanted. eiza: i don't know why i'm writing this, i don't want you to talk to me anyways. i just needed to get it out there. eiza: but this is the last you'll hear from me. be so sure.

[sweetfridays]

♡ EIZA GONZALEZ emmy's 2024

[ladiesofcinema]

EIZA GONZALEZ Emmy Awards, September 15, 2024

[zencaya]

I just want to know what the writers were going through at the time to have actually written that into a script? Who betrayed them so much they wanted to lock them in a box? Oh right, that's one of the main focus point I'll look for when it comes to a roommate. If they're not watching me sleep, is there any point? I don't think so. If it brings me a step closer to living with you, I'll allow him to think I slept with his ex girlfriend and tell people I brought him shoes from money I magically seemed to have won in a trip to Vegas that never happened. This is all part of my master plan. Yeah, Chandler and Joey's bracelets were way too chunky for daily life. Maybe we could get something pretty and dainty? That seems to match our vibe way more. Besides, we are besties so we need it. Well, I'm happy you went even if you did have your doubt. I understand why you had them, I mean it's your ex's ex, so you were going to feel some way about it but obviously it was needed. Sounds like you had a great time. Sometimes all you need is to scream out your feelings. I'm surprised you survived the reshoots. You're stronger than I am, I'd have been freaking the fuck out. Sorry things got so harsh. At least its over now, right? You were professional and did the work you signed up for. No one can talk shit about that. Well luckily, I'm free all this month. Filming for my next project doesn't start until October so I'm all yours until then. We'll have some fun, make you forget about how insane your life is.

[gcnzalezeiza]

Honestly babe, there are so many plot twists in that show where I’m still like, how did they even come up with this? I guess that’s the magic of writers, right? They’re just insanely creative, and honestly, where would we even be in this industry without them? But yeah, you can’t help but wonder where some of these ideas come from — like, it’s gotta be inspired by something real, right? I don’t know, even if we had a falling out — which, let’s be real, I’d never put you in a situation like that — who even does that? And please, being creepy is part of the roommate requirements, duh. I’m just glad you’re giving me the heads-up on your plans before they unfold, so at least I won’t be too shocked when I witness them firsthand. Also, major relief that you’ve already had your big break — saves me from the chance of being ditched on the Brooklyn Bridge on our way to Vegas. As for the friendship bracelets? I’m so down for that. We totally have similar vibes, so I’m sure we’ll find something cute that we both like. And yeah, Taylor is an absolute legend. Getting to see her live? Just unreal. I didn’t even waste any energy thinking about him that night, aside from that song, and I think that’s totally fair. No kidding. Why else does anyone just go for a drive if not to blast music and scream out their feelings? I do that more than I care to admit, honestly. And yeah, I don’t even know how I pulled that off either. I guess it’s all about being professional, right? At least I can hold it together and get shit done when I need to. Well, until the promo tour kicks off… though at this point, I doubt I’ll even be part of it. — Wait, all month? How did I get to be so lucky? We definitely need to plan a hangout before we both get sucked back into work. I seriously can’t wait to see you again. I need you to make me forget about life for a bit — that’s exactly what I need right now.

[gcnzalezeiza]

eiza: since you clearly refuse to return any of my texts and calls, i take it you're happy now? eiza: seduce me.. drive me to allow you back in.. making fucking bullshit promises that you'll be there still when i get back eiza: i fucking told you jake eiza: i told you to stay away eiza: what do you do? you fucking run me over. give me one ounce of hope, that you know so well what it's going to do to me eiza: fuck you jake. eiza: honestly, suppose i shouldn't be surprised. but this was fucking low. even for you. eiza: don't ever contact me again. / @jakegyll

[olivlarodrigo]

Both of us can't be in sound mind. Where's the fun it that? I'm happy to be labelled as the crazy one. People already question my song lyrics, so I might as well add some more drama to the situation. Once I find the girl, we'll both sign the thank you card. Flowers and chocolates is the least we could do. Well, you're gorgeous, that's not new news, and you really don't age so I can't say I'm surprised you were compared to someone who's 21, I'm just honoured it was me. Drop the skincare routine if you don't mind, I need to pay attention so I can look as good when I'm in my 30's. Absolutely! I'll be writing it in my will and if that doesn't happen, I'll come back and seriously haunt some people who denied us our last request. You know, I think it's about time Mama Mia spiced some things up and added a Mexican woman into the mix! Sophie surley has made some new friends at this point, right? She can date one of Sam's sons he mentions in the first movie. Don't beat yourself up over it. I've been super busy too, so believe me, I get it. I'll personally gift you tickets to a festival next year and it'll be a blast! Things happen at the right time, so surely this just means the best is yet to come. You're such a great actressrd and I can't wait to see what new projects will roll out involving you. How are you feeling being back in LA? Are you enjoying the freedom or have you gotten so use to working none stop, you're itching to get back to it?

[gcnzalezeiza]

Look at you, really stepping up! Honestly, I don’t come across people who are this much of a team player very often. Maybe it makes sense though? Your generation’s way more outspoken these days, and I mean that in a good way. Not that I ever shut up — we know that — but still. Anyway, it’s just one girl. Even if she tells the whole world what we — well, you — did, who’s to say everyone’s gonna believe her? Sure, some gullible people might, but we won’t pay attention to them. Flowers and chocolates are literally the least we can do, and maybe a picture of us together? Oh, come on, you’re too sweet. That I look young and fresh? I mean, I hope so! But passing for 21? Yeah, I seriously doubt that. I don’t even get ID’d when I buy alcohol anymore, so that’s gotta mean something, right? I’m not sure if that’s good or bad, but I’m taking it as a compliment anyway. I’ll put together a little bag of everything I use, and you can try it all out yourself. It’s probably not just the skincare, but it’s definitely part of it, no doubt. And for sure, I’ll make sure to include in my will that you’ll haunt anyone who doesn’t respect my final wishes! All sorts of people end up on that island, so why wouldn’t a girl from Mexico? Totally makes sense. If they can get Cher there, then a girl from Mexico fits right into the plot. Date one of Pierce Brosnan’s on-screen sons? You won’t hear me saying no to that. Oh babe, you really don’t have to. I already adore you, and now I love you even more, if that’s even possible. Yeah, LA is… well, it’s LA. You know how it is — it’s home, and being home is always nice. I’m getting ready for the Emmys tonight. And before I know it, I’ll be diving into a new movie. So yeah, keeping myself busy for sure. What part of the world are you taking over right now?

[bskarsgod]

——- Isn't summer year round basically LA ? i believe i get what you mean — i'm more into the colder weather myself. something about it just attracts and appeals to me, you know ? maybe i love getting in the sweaters and in front of the fireplace. oh is it ? well i love that for you. seeing kids trick or treating is amazing and reminds me how much i'd love to have kids so i might make it happen soon. that's a nice part to enjoy. i've given candy before dressed in varies costumes. last year i was the scream and that was something.

[gcnzalezeiza]

i mean yeah, but it’s definitely not as warm all year around. plus we have our occasional rainy days and they are no joke. doesn’t rain often, but when it does? it’s like the whole sky decided to open up just above us. you think that has to do with you growing up in northern europe? i’ve always said me being a warm weather girl is due to growing up in mexico and it’s just what you’ve always been used to, you know? oh yeah? you’re thinking about having kids? how lovely. i mean, i don’t blame you - i can’t imagine there is anything better than getting the chance to be a parent. can imagine you’re a good one with the costumes. would you ever do pennywise, to like really freak people out? or you’re leaving that for the screen?

[notoriousydney]

i kicked off the planning of my 27th birthday bash literally the day after my last year's party! i know, i might be a tad bit insane, but i'm all about those tiny deets that make everything pop, even if it drives me crazy sometimes. but when i see the final setup and it's all on point, it's pure magic. i'm seriously nuts about candy, like it's my ultimate weakness, so picking a theme this year was a piece of cake (or should i say, candy?). and yes, i'm already doodling up ideas in my head about next year's party. can't help it - it's in my DNA. speaking of birthdays, what's your take on celebrations? do you prefer the grand and glorious style, or do you lean towards a more intimate gathering with just a few dear friends? / @notoriousstarters

[gcnzalezeiza]

I’ll be the last one to judge you cause that’s the sort of level of planning I think a lot of us should strive for. Planning a whole year in advance? I mean girl, you’re onto something there. How could you not have the party of the year if you go into detail the way you do? I admire the effort and lowkey envy you. Far from crazy baby.. You want to celebrate in the ultimate way and clearly you go to insane lengths to make sure that happens, who can judge you for that? It’s your party and you should have the biggest and brightest party if that’s what you wish for. Honestly, I think a lot of people are just far too boring when it comes to celebrating birthdays. Like of course you should make it a big deal, every year. Everyone deserves to be celebrated and surrounded by their favorite people. Not that I don’t appreciate a small gathering either, I can go for just a dinner party at times. But here for the grandiose parties that last all night and celebrating the fact that you’ve done another lap around the sun.

[jchstain]

That's just the universe trying to be funny. I think I would be offended if you suddenly decided to start lying to me. Plus it won't work, I know you too well. How bad is it? What kind of moment? An argument kind of moment, or a more romantic kind? Are you sure you don't want me to head over there? I promise I will keep my mouth shut, but we can have a girly night, just to take your mind off things. Me? Oh I'm just great, fabulous even. As long as you don't count the two times I was essentially friend zoned and I made a complete ass of myself.

[gcnzalezeiza]

Is it now? Well that takes the prize then — it’s official I hate the universe, as if I didn’t already know that I did, but you get it. Yeah no I know you do and I wouldn’t dream of it, ever. I mean I don’t even need to say any words and you already know my issues more than I know them myself. It’s fucking scary at times, you know that? — It was literal hell, and I’m not even exaggerating. Definitely a more romantic kind, but we didn’t do anything. After that I just said it would be better if we didn’t interact at all out of character, so we didn’t. Except for a few texts that also made me want to throw my phone out the window. It’s okay, we’ve just wrapped the other day. Got on the first flight back to LA after that, I just needed to leave as quickly as possible. I can’t be around him, I just can’t. Like I can’t physically stay away from him, no matter how hard I try. So at least not being in the same place as him helps with that. However, I do require a girly night sooner rather than later. — I’m sorry, what? Reel me in here baby. Catch me up to speed now.