Chaotic Good Necromancer

tumblr locked me out of my old accnt but u know what dats fine ill make another one with hookers and blackjack. 30s. they/he/she. pan and ready to slam (my face into a wall).

[q311i]

"Forgive me, I wish that my memory was clearer. I cannot recall if we stood here together once, in another life."  "I'd like to think we have."  — caldarus from fields of mistria 🐉⋆.ೃ࿔*:·

[partypoison42]

If I had a nickel for every time my favorite character in a Persona game was the temporary last party member to join, who looked like me irl, had a red color scheme, whose time was cut short due to them sacrificing themselves to save the party and was responsible for the death of the parent of the second to last party member I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[artsquirrelb]

☺️

normalize giving your bestie's head pats when they've done well 🙂‍↕️

[shuaida233]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[acquired-stardust]

King of Fighters 2001 Neo Geo AES 2001

[resfrios]

[pkmn-ruby]

enjin -> gachiakuta, ep 3: the ground

[infertilityidol]

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[ge0mancer]

I love them

[natalieironside]

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them

[20wtks]

YU-GI-OH! : DDS GIFS

[ovasleep]

[charlesoberonn]

There's a non-zero chance that a prominent British fascist will lose his parliament seat (in a by-election he himself called) to a man wearing a garbage bin on his head.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

[house-of-1000-corpses]

I can't see stars, light pollution My solution? Pull the plug