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Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today
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I can no longer feel the infinite sadness
You know when I was a kid getting the shit kicked out of me, I would always confuse people because I could slip out of any hold, and things like a thumb lock just straight up didn't work. Still got the shit kicked out of me, but confused the fuck out of people while it happened.
I soooo thought I was a natural genius at escape. In retrospect I just had EDS and it made me literally slippery š
The last tenants of the place I'm staying left tons of acrylic paint in the basement. I decided to play around with it and try getting back into fanart for Burn Notice Week. This was with toothpicks and q-tips bc I didn't have a paint brush yet š
Prompt: Yogurt
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[video desc: person impaling two watermelons on a stake for their small army of guinea pigs to consume, which is filmed on fast forward and oddly threatening. screenshotted tag reads "eaten alive by toupees"]
Audio transcription:
Two thuds as he impales each watermelon. The guinea pigs squeak. Munching crunching noises as the guinea pigs absolutely annihilate the watermelons.
"Estrogen Guy"
^every pharmacist ever hired
Ah USA network mid action scene car commercials. You only get funnier with age
Paul Anderson would have done numbers on the War Thunder forums
this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
May I propose the fill ins?
#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'
You know in 4x3 Made Man it's painful when Jesse pushes Sam to tell a real story. But it's also fucking hilarious that hearing one (1) sincere Sam Axe story made a cruel and power hungry mob boss turn around and go back to help š
i keep seeing ppl being like "just get an id, what's the big deal?" about the potential voter registration restrictions, and let me tell you a story i am actively dealing with
i work with unhoused people fleeing domestic violence, and i have a client rn whose driver's license expired in 2024, and she needs a new id to apply for apartments. ok, cool. problem is, she lost all her documents due to the domestic violence
so we call the dmv. dmv needs a birth certificate. like i said, she lost her birth certificate. she needs a new one. her birth certificate is from out of state
we look up how to get a new birth certificate. the birth certificate needs an id to order it. cool cool cool
ok then what about secondary options? well, she needs two secondary sources of identification to order a replacement birth certificate, and she only has one, because for everything else she needs an id. fishing license? need an id. fucking park pass? id. she could have her 18+ child use their birth certificate to vouch for her, except her abuser won't let her talk to her children, so that's a no go
ultimately we land on social security card. this is where we're at in the process rn. ofc she doesn't have her ss card, so we need to order that. social security also requires an id to request a new card, but they'll take a health insurance card with a picture attached (god fucking bless them). she has medicaid but doesn't have a physical copy of the card, so we have to figure out how to get that. then once we do that we have to upload it to the social security website, and if that doesn't work, we have to, god forbid, call the social security office (takes literal hours) and then make an appointment. she doesn't have transportation or cell service, so we would have to figure out a way to coordinate me getting her to the appointment in order to present the document
then we wait 10+ days for the replacement, that has to be mailed to me bc she is unhoused and doesn't have an address
then we need to submit her request for a new birth certificate, which we have to figure out how to pay for, bc it is not free. they're at least a month behind on requests, btw, so we are probably looking at may at the earliest for that to arrive
then we need to take the birth certificate to the dmv
dmv also requires two pieces of mail not from a po box. she doesn't have an address, she is unhoused. she can use the homeless shelter in town, but we will need to mail her stuff there and have her receive it first, and also then the homeless shelter address will now be on her new id, which landlords will recognize and may discriminate against her for
during all of this she is sleeping in a garage. it was negative one degrees this morning. also, forgot to mention, she is terminally ill. some days i legitimately don't know if she lived through the night. every day is a toss up
the absolute soonest she will have an id is probably late may. forget voter registration--most rentals won't let her apply without it. she won't be offered section 8 housing without it. she can't apply for ssdi without it. she is blocked at literally every corner without it, and the absolute soonest she can get it is late may. the dmv literally has her old card on file, and she knows the number by heart, but it doesn't matter. it doesn't count if it's expired, as if she's somehow become someone new
and that's all with the help of someone whose job it is to do this shit. imagine if she didn't have a caseworker. she has a ten year old donated iphone that only works on wifi, she can't even do her own research bc she doesn't have internet half the time. how the hell is she supposed to get anything done on her own?
so yeah, fuck you if you think requiring an id isn't voter discrimination. "just get an id" is privileged af thinking and it infuriates me every time i hear it. lawmakers know exactly what they're doing with that restriction, and it's absolute bullshit
People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If youāre afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, youāll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.
Official please put yourself first sign
2, 5, 8, 29 for MikeJess
2. Michael is definitely the most insecure. Like most of the time heās uber competent. But anytime someone he likes sincerely seems upset with him or to not like something he made or did heās like : ( what you donāt like it? Like when Fiona fusses at him for the shirt he always uses in fake IDās and heās like āwait I thought it made me look trustworthy?ā But all he really needs is reassurance, and praise doesnāt hurt either.
5. Jesse says it first but he says it casually like ādamn, I love you, man,ā after Michael has his back just in time or something, but then he realizes it had way too much of an impact on Michael, and since itās a high adrenaline situation he just goes ahead and says it again, meaning it
8. Michael doesnāt really have a lot of preference about position or deed, heās good at all of the above but not that attached to any of it in particular. But he does like things to be romantic and sensual and he has some kinks and heās a sucker for like a massage and some candles and music. Or alternately for a post-mission high adrenaline high passion moment in the back of a humvee. Jesse likes to be on top but heās a little self conscious heās too heavy just bc heās a solid and tall man but Michael is like no itās like having sex while wearing a weighted blanket this is awesome
29. Michael falls more in love when a bullet shot by his potential enemy hits the exact spot it needed to to save him, knowing theyāre now inexorably entwined, and also just a competence kink. He falls more in love when Jesse is staying with Madeline and Michael comes over and sees how Maddie and Jesse are interacting like mom and a bashful teenager and he realizes Jesse is literally a guy Michael can bring home to his mom who will always treat her like Michael would
Jesse falls more in love by smaller degrees. When Michael brings by some food he cooked as a thank you for sticking Jesse on a stakeout. When Jesse looks to check that someone has his back as they deal with a firefight and Michael is always in the exact position Jesse would hope someone had. When Jesse is having a shit day on the anniversary of his momās death and Michael pulls him aside and doesnāt know what to say but he knows what day it is and acknowledges that and offers that Michael could cover whatever role Jesse was supposed to do.
Look I know this is a scientific publication but you donāt understandā we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers
Juliet's two most common emotions: ray of sunshine and slightly judgmental