the soul in the spoon

I miss my wife :(

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Intro

Hello, I'm Gear, my friend Gammon said I should make a Tumblr account because "its really depressing to watch you cry all day" and I apparently need a hobby other than missing my wife, seeing as that's apparently "not an actual hobby". So now I'm here.

Anyways, feel free to send me asks, I could really use some human interaction other than having eggs thrown at my tower by the twins and talking to Gammon. Also if you see my wife please tell her I miss her and I'm really, really sorry for being the worst person in the history of the world and that I love her and that-

(Mod here! This version of Gear is after Heartbeat Clocktower, and also used to be Kyle. OOC will be in blue)

[rilianeofevil]

imagine how fucked up it would be if kyle was your secret sibling

How can I convey the sound of gagging through text

[still-waiting-for-a-response]

Hey, so, @gears-in-the-clocktower, considering just who your sister is, from a certain point of view-

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

NO

Lilith this is too far no no no no no a million times NO

[still-waiting-for-a-response]

Fair enough.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

It's already weird enough that we were engaged at one point the last thing we need is to make it even weirder

[rilianeofevil]

imagine how fucked up it would be if kyle was your secret sibling

How can I convey the sound of gagging through text

[still-waiting-for-a-response]

Hey, so, @gears-in-the-clocktower, considering just who your sister is, from a certain point of view-

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

NO

Lilith this is too far no no no no no a million times NO

[cursed-gardener]

Gammon send help the twins are banging on the door to the Clocktower. Also the windows are really foggy

- @gears-in-the-clocktower

What do you want me to do, kick them down the stairs?

And I'll get there in a moment, I'm busy cleaning other windows right now.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I mean, I don't not want you to do that (don't tell the twins I said that)

Technically the clocktower has more windows so it'd make more sense to start here. Also I can't see

[cursed-gardener]

Fine, I'll come. Just let me figure out how to get past them without getting murdered.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

See this is why you're my best friend. Fair warning, the twins are hungry I'm pretty sure

[cursed-gardener]

I threw some meat and they went running to catch it- I'm surprised that worked, honestly.

Let me in please I don't know how long they'll be distracted

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Just give me a second. *insert disarming of several bear traps, landmines, padlocks, and anvils poised to fall on whoever opens the door*

Sorry about the mess, I'm trying to avoid being axe murdered. Once was more than enough. Anyways, I'd hurry inside if I were you, they're coming back

[cursed-gardener]

*sprints inside and closes the door behind him*

You know, it's genuinely impressive how much they despise you.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

To be fair, I did leave them in the woods, I kind of deserve it

[cursed-gardener]

Yeah- oh wow you weren't kidding about the windows

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I'm beginning to forget what trees look like other than green blobs

[cursed-gardener]

Gammon send help the twins are banging on the door to the Clocktower. Also the windows are really foggy

- @gears-in-the-clocktower

What do you want me to do, kick them down the stairs?

And I'll get there in a moment, I'm busy cleaning other windows right now.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I mean, I don't not want you to do that (don't tell the twins I said that)

Technically the clocktower has more windows so it'd make more sense to start here. Also I can't see

[cursed-gardener]

Fine, I'll come. Just let me figure out how to get past them without getting murdered.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

See this is why you're my best friend. Fair warning, the twins are hungry I'm pretty sure

[cursed-gardener]

I threw some meat and they went running to catch it- I'm surprised that worked, honestly.

Let me in please I don't know how long they'll be distracted

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Just give me a second. *insert disarming of several bear traps, landmines, padlocks, and anvils poised to fall on whoever opens the door*

Sorry about the mess, I'm trying to avoid being axe murdered. Once was more than enough. Anyways, I'd hurry inside if I were you, they're coming back

[cursed-gardener]

*sprints inside and closes the door behind him*

You know, it's genuinely impressive how much they despise you.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

To be fair, I did leave them in the woods, I kind of deserve it

[cursed-gardener]

Gammon send help the twins are banging on the door to the Clocktower. Also the windows are really foggy

- @gears-in-the-clocktower

What do you want me to do, kick them down the stairs?

And I'll get there in a moment, I'm busy cleaning other windows right now.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I mean, I don't not want you to do that (don't tell the twins I said that)

Technically the clocktower has more windows so it'd make more sense to start here. Also I can't see

[cursed-gardener]

Fine, I'll come. Just let me figure out how to get past them without getting murdered.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

See this is why you're my best friend. Fair warning, the twins are hungry I'm pretty sure

[cursed-gardener]

I threw some meat and they went running to catch it- I'm surprised that worked, honestly.

Let me in please I don't know how long they'll be distracted

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Just give me a second. *insert disarming of several bear traps, landmines, padlocks, and anvils poised to fall on whoever opens the door*

Sorry about the mess, I'm trying to avoid being axe murdered. Once was more than enough. Anyways, I'd hurry inside if I were you, they're coming back

[cursed-gardener]

Gammon send help the twins are banging on the door to the Clocktower. Also the windows are really foggy

- @gears-in-the-clocktower

What do you want me to do, kick them down the stairs?

And I'll get there in a moment, I'm busy cleaning other windows right now.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I mean, I don't not want you to do that (don't tell the twins I said that)

Technically the clocktower has more windows so it'd make more sense to start here. Also I can't see

[cursed-gardener]

Fine, I'll come. Just let me figure out how to get past them without getting murdered.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

See this is why you're my best friend. Fair warning, the twins are hungry I'm pretty sure

[cursed-gardener]

Gammon send help the twins are banging on the door to the Clocktower. Also the windows are really foggy

- @gears-in-the-clocktower

What do you want me to do, kick them down the stairs?

And I'll get there in a moment, I'm busy cleaning other windows right now.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I mean, I don't not want you to do that (don't tell the twins I said that)

Technically the clocktower has more windows so it'd make more sense to start here. Also I can't see

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Hello again Adam! We haven't talked in a while!

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau

Hello Mikulia, it has been a while, hasn't it? How have you been?

[the-real-flower-of-the-plateau]

Oh, I've been doing... alright. I reunited with Eve, so that's good, but the Duke's gone missing.

*She activated her hypnosis.*

I'm starting to get worried...

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Oh no, is there anything I can do to help? I mean, I'm still stuck in this tower, but please, if there's anything I can do to help you, let me know.

[the-real-flower-of-the-plateau]

I appreciate that a lot, thank you! Just let me know if you see him!

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Of course!

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Hello again Adam! We haven't talked in a while!

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau

Hello Mikulia, it has been a while, hasn't it? How have you been?

[the-real-flower-of-the-plateau]

Oh, I've been doing... alright. I reunited with Eve, so that's good, but the Duke's gone missing.

*She activated her hypnosis.*

I'm starting to get worried...

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Oh no, is there anything I can do to help? I mean, I'm still stuck in this tower, but please, if there's anything I can do to help you, let me know.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Hello again Adam! We haven't talked in a while!

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau

Hello Mikulia, it has been a while, hasn't it? How have you been?

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I'm finally free from her!

*She hugs him.*

@sleep-ing-beauty

*He hugs her back.*

Eve! I've never been more happy in my life-gods, it's been so long since I saw you in person, I'm so glad you're free now.

How did you get out?

[sleep-ing-beauty]

I'm... not quite sure, to be honest. Someone managed to get me out of there only to throw me at Seth for some reason? It was all very strange.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

...Huh. That's definitely...odd, to say the least.

Still, what matters is that you're finally free

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I'm finally free from her!

*She hugs him.*

@sleep-ing-beauty

*He hugs her back.*

Eve! I've never been more happy in my life-gods, it's been so long since I saw you in person, I'm so glad you're free now.

How did you get out?

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Oh, I forgot to ask you this earlier- I was talking to Margarita a while ago, and she said something about how you thought she was me?

@sleep-ing-beauty

Oh, yeah-you two do look eerily similar to be honest, and I thought maybe you might have reincarnated at some point or something.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I can see why you hate Seth so much.

*She's soaking wet and visibly angry.*

@still-waiting-for-a-response

Welcome to the Hating Seth Club. We have cookies

[still-waiting-for-a-response]

I want a cookie now...

Anyway, he called me ugly, stabbed me with a sedative, and threw me in a river! And all because I made fun of him a tiny bit!

I'm so gonna burn his lab down once I'm dry.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

That sounds like the best plan I've ever heard

I've got some oil in here if you need it, so long as you promise to take plenty of pictures. I'd come with you myself if I could, but alas, fate is cruel to me

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

Are you sure you're not more than that

What happens in the Magic Kingdom of Leviantia stays in the Magic Kingdom of Leviantia.

[gears-in-the-clocktower]

I can see why you hate Seth so much.

*She's soaking wet and visibly angry.*

@still-waiting-for-a-response

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