Gardener of Evil&#x27;s Theater

Lovely to see you here, Gammon.

-@irinaclockworkerthecat

It's nice to see you too.

Sooooo, how are you?

I'm alright, I suppose. I've been pretty busy with cleaning and stuff. What about you?

I'm alright. Currently in the Fourth Period with Seth. People have odd fashion choices in this Period, I must say!

Oh? What's the strangest thing you've seen someone wearing?

This. So many layers...

Looks like something I'd wear.

Please, with how bright that orange is? You'd look like an oversaturated orange.

Well, maybe I wouldn't wear it in those colors.

Suit yourself.

Well, anyway, enough about the Fourth Period, anything interesting happen lately?

I met Adam and Eve's kids from another world.

Oh? So I'm not the only one who's dealing with alternate universe shenanigans, eh?

So it seems.

How about we exchange stories? I'll tell you about the universe I'm in, and you'll tell me about the twins!

Sounds fun to me.

Lovely to see you here, Gammon.

-@irinaclockworkerthecat

It's nice to see you too.

Sooooo, how are you?

I'm alright, I suppose. I've been pretty busy with cleaning and stuff. What about you?

I'm alright. Currently in the Fourth Period with Seth. People have odd fashion choices in this Period, I must say!

Oh? What's the strangest thing you've seen someone wearing?

This. So many layers...

Looks like something I'd wear.

Please, with how bright that orange is? You'd look like an oversaturated orange.

Well, maybe I wouldn't wear it in those colors.

Suit yourself.

Well, anyway, enough about the Fourth Period, anything interesting happen lately?

I met Adam and Eve's kids from another world.

Oh? So I'm not the only one who's dealing with alternate universe shenanigans, eh?

So it seems.

Lovely to see you here, Gammon.

-@irinaclockworkerthecat

It's nice to see you too.

Sooooo, how are you?

I'm alright, I suppose. I've been pretty busy with cleaning and stuff. What about you?

I'm alright. Currently in the Fourth Period with Seth. People have odd fashion choices in this Period, I must say!

Oh? What's the strangest thing you've seen someone wearing?

This. So many layers...

Looks like something I'd wear.

Please, with how bright that orange is? You'd look like an oversaturated orange.

Well, maybe I wouldn't wear it in those colors.

Suit yourself.

Well, anyway, enough about the Fourth Period, anything interesting happen lately?

I met Adam and Eve's kids from another world.

Lovely to see you here, Gammon.

-@irinaclockworkerthecat

It's nice to see you too.

Sooooo, how are you?

I'm alright, I suppose. I've been pretty busy with cleaning and stuff. What about you?

I'm alright. Currently in the Fourth Period with Seth. People have odd fashion choices in this Period, I must say!

Oh? What's the strangest thing you've seen someone wearing?

This. So many layers...

Looks like something I'd wear.

Please, with how bright that orange is? You'd look like an oversaturated orange.

Well, maybe I wouldn't wear it in those colors.

Lovely to see you here, Gammon.

-@irinaclockworkerthecat

It's nice to see you too.

Sooooo, how are you?

I'm alright, I suppose. I've been pretty busy with cleaning and stuff. What about you?

I'm alright. Currently in the Fourth Period with Seth. People have odd fashion choices in this Period, I must say!

Oh? What's the strangest thing you've seen someone wearing?

This. So many layers...

Looks like something I'd wear.

Lovely to see you here, Gammon.

-@irinaclockworkerthecat

It's nice to see you too.

Sooooo, how are you?

I'm alright, I suppose. I've been pretty busy with cleaning and stuff. What about you?

I'm alright. Currently in the Fourth Period with Seth. People have odd fashion choices in this Period, I must say!

Oh? What's the strangest thing you've seen someone wearing?

Lovely to see you here, Gammon.

-@irinaclockworkerthecat

It's nice to see you too.

Sooooo, how are you?

#ec ask blog #ec rp blog #ask

I'm alright, I suppose. I've been pretty busy with cleaning and stuff. What about you?

Lovely to see you here, Gammon.

-@irinaclockworkerthecat

It's nice to see you too.

"I think I messed this up... Which version of this world am I in right now?" - Abel Moonlit

(@ask-the-true-twin-gods)

Who the hell are you-?

Whatever, that doesn't matter. Just get away from here. Before the twins find you.

"Err...... Well..." Abel got an uneasy look on his face. "I'm...... Abel Moonlit. And yes, you heard that right...."

He sighs softly, knowing he just opened a Pandora's box of some kind. "It's complicated.... In my world we did die... We just didn't stay dead.."

...I see. That's... good, I suppose?

Still. You really shouldn't be here.

Abel blinks a few times, clearly surprised.

"You are taking this surprisingly well for someone who is talking to a supposedly dead twin god. Even if I'm from another version of this world." He shrugs a bit. "If you are talking about Hansel and Gretel, you can relax. They hold no power over me, even here."

I mean, one of my best friends is basically a ghost. This isn't really the weirdest thing to happen to me.

Abel frowns a little.

"And you are okay with me being the presumed dead son of Adam and Eve Moonlit? Color me amused, normally people that knows of my birth parents freaks out when they see me or my brother. I know that to most, we are an impossibility."

He runs a hand through his shoulder long teal hair, his deep blue eyes gazing down for a moment.

"I guess I was expecting a stronger reaction. I'm very aware of what I am and what I was suppose to be.."

Very little surprises me anymore.

"I think I messed this up... Which version of this world am I in right now?" - Abel Moonlit

(@ask-the-true-twin-gods)

Who the hell are you-?

Whatever, that doesn't matter. Just get away from here. Before the twins find you.

"Err...... Well..." Abel got an uneasy look on his face. "I'm...... Abel Moonlit. And yes, you heard that right...."

He sighs softly, knowing he just opened a Pandora's box of some kind. "It's complicated.... In my world we did die... We just didn't stay dead.."

...I see. That's... good, I suppose?

Still. You really shouldn't be here.

Abel blinks a few times, clearly surprised.

"You are taking this surprisingly well for someone who is talking to a supposedly dead twin god. Even if I'm from another version of this world." He shrugs a bit. "If you are talking about Hansel and Gretel, you can relax. They hold no power over me, even here."

I mean, one of my best friends is basically a ghost. This isn't really the weirdest thing to happen to me.

"I think I messed this up... Which version of this world am I in right now?" - Abel Moonlit

(@ask-the-true-twin-gods)

Who the hell are you-?

Whatever, that doesn't matter. Just get away from here. Before the twins find you.

"Err...... Well..." Abel got an uneasy look on his face. "I'm...... Abel Moonlit. And yes, you heard that right...."

He sighs softly, knowing he just opened a Pandora's box of some kind. "It's complicated.... In my world we did die... We just didn't stay dead.."

#ec ask blog #ec rp blog #ask

...I see. That's... good, I suppose?

Still. You really shouldn't be here.

"I think I messed this up... Which version of this world am I in right now?" - Abel Moonlit

(@ask-the-true-twin-gods)

Who the hell are you-?

Whatever, that doesn't matter. Just get away from here. Before the twins find you.

Let's get this over with, shall we, @cursed-gardener?

Baku won't bother tapping on this one's window, they've likely left it open so he could get in. He'll quietly step into the room, letting out an uncomfortable sigh before reluctantly holding his hand above Gammon's head.

Now would be a really bad time for Gammon to wake up. He'd probably see the dream eater next to his bed with an armful of stars if he did.

*Gammon seemed to be dreaming of... a war? Everything was tinted purple, with purple mist winding through the streets and around the flames, but Baku could still make out soldiers in some archaic getup hunting down green-haired women. There were people everywhere- children crying out for their mothers, husbands searching desperately for their wives, fathers and brothers mourning their daughters and sisters.*

Baku took a bite out of one of the stars curiously, noticing a strange purplish tinge to the normally yellow glow. To his surprised, unlike most other nightmares he'd tasted, it was sweet. But sickeningly so, so much that it nearly made him throw up. Odder still, given that Baku normally adored sweet dreams. This however, had the nasty aftertaste of bitter reality.

This was unusually bad, even for a man's dream. Now apparently annoyed, Baku nudged the sleeping Gammon with his cane, attempting to wake him up.

"Pardon me, sir, but what in the world did you just feed me?"

A nightmare, obviously.

"Yes, but what sort of nightmare? Normally nightmares this vivid should taste heavenly, but yours....ugh! And why in the world was it purple?"

After this he'll probably have some tea to get the awful taste out.

#he's lying because i'm really tired rn lol

I'm not sure.

Let's get this over with, shall we, @cursed-gardener?

Baku won't bother tapping on this one's window, they've likely left it open so he could get in. He'll quietly step into the room, letting out an uncomfortable sigh before reluctantly holding his hand above Gammon's head.

Now would be a really bad time for Gammon to wake up. He'd probably see the dream eater next to his bed with an armful of stars if he did.

*Gammon seemed to be dreaming of... a war? Everything was tinted purple, with purple mist winding through the streets and around the flames, but Baku could still make out soldiers in some archaic getup hunting down green-haired women. There were people everywhere- children crying out for their mothers, husbands searching desperately for their wives, fathers and brothers mourning their daughters and sisters.*

Baku took a bite out of one of the stars curiously, noticing a strange purplish tinge to the normally yellow glow. To his surprised, unlike most other nightmares he'd tasted, it was sweet. But sickeningly so, so much that it nearly made him throw up. Odder still, given that Baku normally adored sweet dreams. This however, had the nasty aftertaste of bitter reality.

This was unusually bad, even for a man's dream. Now apparently annoyed, Baku nudged the sleeping Gammon with his cane, attempting to wake him up.

"Pardon me, sir, but what in the world did you just feed me?"

A nightmare, obviously.

Let's get this over with, shall we, @cursed-gardener?

Baku won't bother tapping on this one's window, they've likely left it open so he could get in. He'll quietly step into the room, letting out an uncomfortable sigh before reluctantly holding his hand above Gammon's head.

Now would be a really bad time for Gammon to wake up. He'd probably see the dream eater next to his bed with an armful of stars if he did.

#it's a purple dream of the green hunting

*Gammon seemed to be dreaming of... a war? Everything was tinted purple, with purple mist winding through the streets and around the flames, but Baku could still make out soldiers in some archaic getup hunting down green-haired women. There were people everywhere- children crying out for their mothers, husbands searching desperately for their wives, fathers and brothers mourning their daughters and sisters.*

So... you eat dreams?

@cursed-gardener

Correct, sir. I'm guessing you don't see many baku wherever you came from?

I don't. What kind of dreams do you eat? Do you have a particular preference?

*He sounds a little desperate.*

Are you quite all right sir? Pardon me for asking, but you seem a bit pushy.

But I'll answer your question. I can eat any type of dream if I want to, but I like vivid, beautiful ones the best.

Let's just say I have extremely unpleasant dreams. Is there any way I could get you to eat them?

Let me think for a moment....

Absolutely not.

Really? There's nothing I can do?

How can I put it....People like you don't interest me at all. Especially not their dreams. Call me picky, but I'm not interested in dreams that come from weak dreamers.

However, if you do me a certain favor....I might reconsider.

And what would that favor be?

If you can...let's say recommend someone else who might need my help, I'll consider helping you out.

Does that sound reasonable?

I suppose...?

In that case, why don't we get this over with? I would love to see exactly who you have in mind.

*He extends his pinky, looking somewhat annoyed at the fact he has to do this*