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noe / 25+ / ♂ || ao3: ticoyuu / tw: @geckcellent / discord: ask || 18+, antis fuck off

[geckcellent]

Hello, I'm here to rec some inaho/slaine fics. I'll preface this by saying it's been like 2 years since I read aldnoah zero fics so I don't quite remember everything that happened in them but!! I remember that they were good. In Carcere by Slain -200k words -... Hasn't been updated since 2018 but still a great read! -post season finale (aka inaho visiting slaine in prison) The Unknown Land by paperballoon -1 chapter to go! -200k words -inaho receives messages from future self during the war

omg hi! ty👀its been about that long since i first watched as well tbh, i think ive actually read the entire ao3 tag at this point 😂 except the unknown land bc im saving that til its finished and i can go all at once haha. my fav (and the only one updating regularly sobsob) fic rn is probably raman scattering by supikas, its a marine bio student!inaho x mer!slaine with a much more scientific approach than most mer au tend to have 8'O

im more on tw/discord these days, but tysm for messaging! dkfjfhrj

[mapsontheweb]

World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed.

[marrow-bone]

If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.

[geckcellent]

offense taken hawaii is GREEN

[catasters]

[leximperialis26]

THE WAY THE ONE OF THE LEFT WAVED THEIR FEETS AT IT AM DYING

[angelarm]

idk how many people on tumblr are into sukisho but I got an artbook recently and wanted to share some pics! sorry I didnt scan it though lol

[geckcellent]

Dazai: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a Windows screen saver.

Dazai: When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one good idea.

[tyrs-right-hand]

Made some more cursed content, you’re welcome

[ngoziu]

[fkakorraquality]

ADJASFK

also imagining Aang say “I’m so fucked” is really funny to me.

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[geckcellent]

....im 98% sure kid jesus actually did get scolded by his mom for this exact scenario

[veelucienarts]

Guess who’s been working on the next thing when I’ve got two zines merch and holiday art *internally screaming*

[inqua]

TIL that dimitri’s room was placed next to sylvain’s so he’ll stop him from fucking

bonus:

[phuijl]

[phuiscribbles]

When the heart of the card responds to your trust just right

#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop

#can we turn kaiba into a llama 

#does kaiba dress in drag?? 

i hate you all 

“You threw off my groove!” 

“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.” 

#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik? 

“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.” 

“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

#Rebecca should be the wife

#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w> 

“Kurikurikuri??”

“No nonONONONONONO-”

“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”

#The Big 5 turning into animals 

“Get them!” 

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?” 

“You’re excused.” 

“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!” 

“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.” 

#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies? 

i hate all 126,000 of you 

“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.” 

“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”

#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival 

“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…” 

“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”

#And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…

#The dagger on Bakura’s leg is the Millennium Rod

“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS.” 

[SCREAMS OF HORROR] 

“AHA!”

“Oh, okay.”

#So, when Kuzco gets turned into other animals, does Kaiba get turned into other monster cards, like UFO turtle and Fortress Whale since the big 5 got turned into cards?

“Don’t you say a word…” 

#Yami Bakura being sung Happy Birthday?

“ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR~”

“Happy, happy birthday!” “From all of us to you!” “We wish it was our birthday!” “So we could party too!”

“Happy, happy birthday!” “May all your dreams come true~”

“Uh-oh.”  

“Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a waterfall.” 

“Yep.”  

“Dark hole at the bottom?” 

“Most likely.” 

“Bring it on.”

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[misterpoofofficial]

me: [rewatches panty and stocking] 

me: ……..wait a sec

[kineticsquirrel]

Every time I ask one of the Youths™ to explain “vibe check” to me they hit me with some kind of improvised weapon

[tuxedokit]

vibe check

[zim-kinnie]

[sugarsculls]

[androginking]

Back in my day, you couldn’t SKIP video game cutscenes. You want to know how many times I fucking heard Tarzan say “hee hee hoo hoo hah NOT CLAYTON”

[geckcellent]

this has been haunting me for an entire week

[supreme-leader-stoat]

“I did this racebend / rule 63 character art because I thought it’d look cool!“

“I did this racebend / rule 63 character art because I like exploring AU ideas!“

“I did this racebend / rule 63 character art because I wanted to try something new and expand my skillset.“

“Even though I’m not the same gender/race as this character I decided to cosplay as them because I think they’re cool and/or I relate to them a lot!“

“Sorry cissies, they’re not for you“ *proceeds to post rcdart captain amaerica clone*

“Reblog just to piss of the whites“ *african-american version of Japanese character*

“sorry this is canon now I don’t make the rules. If you disagree you’re racist.“

“This character needed to be fixed so I…“

Taking someone else’s creation and changing it to ‘stick it to‘ anyone else rather than out of a genuine sense of appreciation and enjoyment.

[msrockada]

/THIS/ is the difference between white-washing and racebending people keep asking about.

I N T E N T I O N.