Ooh, I fall apart

Sarah An anxious 25 yr old who likes kitties, good music, and weed

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

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[wuqs]

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[arkadefire-blog]

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY

[erisdarofalbion]

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[997]

What do you do for a living

i try my best

[anxietyproblem]

[neckweararchive-blog]

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

[alwaysbewoke]

[swingsetindecember]

all those horror films where ppl are being sacrificed by the town for a good harvest. now its just reality but it’s called “reopening the economy”

[dinuguan]

[trainthief]

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[geistverrse]

I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[animatedtext]

[thesweetestspit]

Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture) Mary Eiland

[daytimeblogger]

damn when did they release garlic 2

[durbikins]

*sees an airplane at night* that’s a UFO

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory