sara loves lizards

i'm so skinny i'm basically planar

[corporatebigwig]

lets start using makeup and clothes to look worse

[swarnpert]

do you guys think jesus was hung

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

no i think he was crucified

[phantomthread2017]

dream job: robert pattinson’s therapist …. i wanna see whats going on up there

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

[yesterdaysprint]

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

[coast-modern]

A tee shirt that says "I'M JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI"

[valtsv]

i never check my email because then i will have to reply to some of them and that is how you get more emails

[valtsv]

if i stay very still and don't make any noise maybe they'll forget that i'm there and leave me alone

[thehopefulquotes]

As long as you have the courage to admit mistakes, things can be turned around.

— Haruki Murakami

[mothurs]

i'm dtf

down to forget

[anisangel-deactivated20230307]

do you vibe with her? do her vibes feel like home?

[ahotknife]

those westerns finally make sense now. it’s like honey i’m going into town. i’ll pick up sugar, flour, beans, salt pork, bullets, and kerosene. do you want a bolt of calico? some maple syrup? i’m taking the wagon i’ll be back in three days

[my-darling-boy]

Done with society!! I’m just gonna be

[adampvrrish]

i have to take every single personality quiz i see because i am obsessed with myself and love to answer meaningless questions

[domesticabuser]

[starlightartarchive]

tiny???? round??

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

i love that stage of being tipsy where youre completely coherent and know exactly whats going on but you feel so loose and free at the same time and your typing skills blow but you can feel the blood flowing throughout your entire body and its just warm and fuzzy and nice and amazing

[ryvko]