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herbert. 30. bottom text

[gedandagiveemhellattitude]

making an intro post for the first time on this blog bc id like to Make Some Friends

the names herb, herbert, or herbie. no relation to herbert west. based off herbie the lovebug from the lindsay lohan movie that made me gay

i’m currently into supernatural and destiel and just finished the series in june 2026…

i’m gedandgiveemhellattitude on ao3 where i just finished a godstiel fic inspired by hades and persephone where godstiel kidnaps dean and takes him to heaven, using a lot of power and fortitude to do so and making himself very sick but also in a cool monstery way.

but i’m also working on:

-SECRET AU for the destiel anime au bang. plan is many chapters. very fluffy and happy tho <3

-THE MAN OF METROPOLIS STEALS OUR HEARTS. a period piece (lol). in 2014, a 19 year old dean watches catws for the first time, and subsequently becomes obsessed with superbat. he meets ‘jimmy’ in a tumblr dc/marvel rp group (featuring also a variety of other spn characters), and ‘cas’ the comic book store owner soon after, who both decide to take him under their wing and show him the ins and outs of a fandom they’ve been a part of for 25+ years. n celebration of fandom and what we have to give one another.

more about me: i like toxic masculinity (FICTIONAL), bears (GAY), and my cat who bites me (REAL).

[gedandagiveemhellattitude]

THE MAN OF METROPOLIS STEALS OUR HEARTS: https://archiveofourown.org/works/89163661

3 New Chapters of my Fic, THE MAN OF METROPOLIS STEALS OUR HEARTS, a “period piece” set in 2014 after the movie Captain America: Winter Soldier releases in theaters, about Dean Winchester simultaneously joining a Marvel/DC Tumblr Roleplay AND meeting hot comic book shop guy Castiel Novak, who happens to look like a thiccer version of Sebastian Stan.

NOT A CHATFIC, THERE’S PROSE IN IT I PROMMY!!!!

Lots of flirting in these chapters, as seen above. But also some #trauma. John Winchester’s A+ Parenting in this one.

AND LOOK AT MY FRIEND’S ART!!!!! @jackinyellow / @bunnwing DREW THIS FOR MEEEEE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[mimimimimimimiii]

[mizuthe-cat]

Your post sucks ass. Is that ok?

❤️YES NO

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[scamcall]

the three body problem: three space objects whose trajectories tend to be chaotic and are nearly impossible to predict on a long term period

[gedandagiveemhellattitude]

THE MAN OF METROPOLIS STEALS OUR HEARTS: https://archiveofourown.org/works/89163661

3 New Chapters of my Fic, THE MAN OF METROPOLIS STEALS OUR HEARTS, a “period piece” set in 2014 after the movie Captain America: Winter Soldier releases in theaters, about Dean Winchester simultaneously joining a Marvel/DC Tumblr Roleplay AND meeting hot comic book shop guy Castiel Novak, who happens to look like a thiccer version of Sebastian Stan.

NOT A CHATFIC, THERE’S PROSE IN IT I PROMMY!!!!

Lots of flirting in these chapters, as seen above. But also some #trauma. John Winchester’s A+ Parenting in this one.

AND LOOK AT MY FRIEND’S ART!!!!! @jackinyellow / @bunnwing DREW THIS FOR MEEEEE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[sunforgrace]

cas pulling sam out of the pit. game notification pops up would you like to select leave a handprint mark. cas goes no i don’t think so

[queermania]

#lol#cas hits 'decline all' so hard#he accidentally declines to take sam's soul with him (via @somnatine)

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[my-flying-sister]

Because Cas doesn’t have any human needs he doesn’t really add to the chores that need to be done around the bunker such as laundry, dishes, groceries etc. So when Winchesters made a chore list they didn’t add him to the rotation.

Until two weeks later when they made an addition:

*collecting coffee mugs -> Cas

Because he kept leaving them everywhere: library, archive, storage room, garage, his room, Dean’s room, Jack’s room...

[gedandagiveemhellattitude]

tbh some of the people in fandom i meet im just like. we dont have the same mental illness / autism. u are not affiliated with me. ur making us all look good. how the hell do you have six doctorates and a functional polycule. bro some of us cant go outside u need to get a different label than me

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[crownedinmarigolds]

I have a big folder on my desktop of inspirational pictures/memes/etc to keep me going so I shall share them with you here.

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[wyrmwizzard]

THE MOSS SPREADS 🍀

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far