Come hell or high watermelon

I don't have wellbeing, just being. I do good business in surreal estate

[azurebones]

What's gayer? Being gay or whatever the fuck these two have going on?

[nyagosstar]

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

GOAT DOWN

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

Gävlebocken has not survived 2025. I believe strong winds is a first in goat destruction, in the past it has been knocked over but neither time was by wind.

[geekariffic]

It was probably Guinea pigs

[geekariffic]

Neve: afraid to get into a relationship because she's so used to living by herself, relying on only herself. She's lost people and blamed herself, she expects things to go wrong and doesn't want to open herself up again just to be hurt.

Rook: afraid to get into a relationship because his love lives in a place called Dock Town and he can't swim.

[geekariffic]

Time to reblog this again because I ruined a romantic moment by falling off the dock

[theinternetarchive]

sweater designs by kaffe fassett, pub. 2007.

[geekariffic]

Had to remove the faces so we couldn't know for sure that this isn't David Bain.

[geekariffic]

Neve Cattus

[martindykewood]

anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

[booksasfurniture]

@geekariffic

[planefood]

I love my cities subreddit because everyone on there is deranged and miserable just like real life

[would-you-survive-in-australia]

This user WOULD survive in- uh. wait.

where am I

[batshit-auspol]

Close enough

[batshit-auspol]

The Australian tax department everyone

[prokopetz]

Just spent over an hour on a customer support line talking to half a dozen different people across five separate transfers, and the final resolution was that they were unable to help me because at some point in that process I'd somehow been transferred to their Australian branch. I didn't even know they had an Australian branch.

[prokopetz]

I wonder if they just transfer everyone they don't want to deal with to Australia.

[diceinacan]

[holographicbutch]

Glad I'm not the only person who got the tetris effect with blue prince

[best-bird-tournament]

Ninox owl - round 1, section 1

Which is the best bird?

Rufous owl

Northern boobook

Hume's boobook

Powerful owl

Barking owl

Australian boobook

Tasmanian boobook

Morepork

Chocolate boobook

Brown boobook

Andaman boobook

Luzon boobook

Voting ended onApr 23, 2025

[batshit-auspol]

Australians, your country needs you

[batshit-auspol]

Actually on second thought forget national pride, this bird that has seen too much absolutely must win

[geekariffic]

Let's go Ruru

[geekariffic]

I can't use a menstrual cup for the same reason I can't use cruise control.

My ADHD brain will forget it exists and then there'll be blood everywhere.

[fieldexplores]

Reality Shattered

[geekariffic]

This happened to me but with kiwifruit

[pusheen]

[ilikedetectives]

"I waited. Finding you was a lost cause, but I'd catch myself waiting."

[geekariffic]

Thank fuck for Jessica Clark and MoCap

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

holy shit, just got home, and there's thousands of messages from people asking how they can download this since I posted this morning (!?!)

guys I've done a super rushed submission to spotify and apple music on the off chance this somehow accidentally slips past their profanity filters (unlikely but would be hilarious if it does)

But god this cannot go viral. Please don't make this my legacy guys. Imagine having to explain this one to my grandparents.

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

AGFDKLGDFK IT GOT ACCEPTED BY SPOTIFY 😭

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

Also because so many people have been asking It's also on Youtube until they inevitably nuke it from existence, or you can just download it straight from tumblr Sorry I haven't gotten to all your very kind DMs but, yes yes yes you absolutely can play this at your club, drag show, or even more than one of you have asked if its okay to play it at your wedding. Please for all that is holy, send video if you do.

Now I'm going to go lie face down on the floor.

[batshit-auspol]

We weren't gonna reblog, because well *gestures*, but then you said you didn't want this to become your legacy and as an Australian it's therefore our sworn duty to ensure it absolutely 100% does.

Also the song slaps.

(Big language warning, in case the big word 'slur' wasn't a dead giveaway)

[geekariffic]

2025 has already peaked