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Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.

silkarth

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

fandomsandfangirlsandfeelsohmy

honestly why does Mr. Darcy, a man from the late 1700s and early 1800s, understand that an independent female is an awesome thing more than people from 2017? also he respects her decision to reject him?

kaldannan

Because a woman wrote him.

catpda

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like.

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!!

catpda

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

amidstsilence

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Almost done with my concentration!

lesbitchka

girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

transgendervegetamoved-deactiva

i actually talked about this with a psych professor and she believes that women/young girls have been pushed into responsibility from young ages for so long that its actually triggered an evolutionary effect where young girls are literally developing mentally early in order to cope with the stress.

shakespork

Local Girls Literally Evolve To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit

dinuguan

amalishope

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

leavemealoneihaveanxiety-deacti

When you’re a good friend and know that sometimes your friend needs their own space and alone time

eternalbrain

sizvideos

nopizza

He committed to how pissed off he was

cocochineal

I love how petty this is

quiet--batpeople

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

doing-talking

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

gjallarmoth

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

the-osmosis-with-the-mostest-de

Turns out he found out later that its not illegal to not be in a bicycle lane because of shit like this and he paid the city of new work $50.00 he didnt owe them.

To this day he was not gotten his money back.

evilduckling

logarithmicpanda

I feel Death

I just bought a print copy of a fanfic and I couldn’t be happier. =D I can’t post what it was just in case of copyright stuff, but I will say, I’d love to be able to get more physical copies of my favorite fics. <3

#fanfic #johnlock

incendavery

bob-belcher

yungxicanaa

This makes me laugh so much

jaeswavy

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

What I thought reading as an English major would be: Ah, let me relax under this tree in a warm sweater and read this classic piece of literature.

What reading as an English major actually is: I have two days to read this 500 page novel about a bunch of horrible people who I think are all cheating on each other but I'm not sure because this writing style is nearly incomprehensible.