graham, warren.

average ordinary everyday superhero. (wip.) low activity

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kek i guess

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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                  The darkness was hard to navigate with weary eyes, but after a moment of concentration she could make out the face that was inches away. She swallowed her sleepiness, finally able to speak.   ❛  What are  ——  what time is it?  ❜

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     ‘hey, sorry,’ he breathed, laughing as he shifted a little from where he was kneeling next to his bed. she’d passed out in his room after a movie night -- he felt bad waking her up at all, but...  ‘you fell asleep, i didn’t want to move you.’ he wrinkled up his nose a little. ‘it’s like-- four in the morning. i was gonna go drive to mcdonalds to get something to eat, i wanted to know if you wanted anything.’

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“ I tried describing you to all my friends

But they just told me to polish my lens

You’re sweet, generous, my sweetheart

I don’t even know where to start ”

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      ‘well, if you don’t want to go see that final fantasy movie with me, be my guest,’ he hummed, grinning slyly over at the blonde girl. ‘seriously, i’m sure someone else would be interested in going to see it, right?’ oh, you’re playing dirty, warren. playing dirty & with fire.

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the-deserters:

Bloody Shirt (Bastille Remix), To Kill A King

Get out! And get gone This town is only gonna get worse Get out! And get gone This town is only gonna eat you

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Male-Aimed Pick-up Lines {Sentence Starters}

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you."

"Do these feel real to you?"

"Are you a candle? Because I wanna blow you."

"My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?"

"Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight."

"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?"

"Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked."

"That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!"

"You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."

"I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you."

"There are no seats, can I sit on your face?"

"Is it wet in here, or is it just me?"

"They bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most handsome guy in the bar."

"If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?"

"You're so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next boyfriend."

"Are you a magician? Cause A-bra-ca-DAYUM!"

"Are you going to kiss me or are you going to make me lie to my diary?"

"Are you a Boy Scout? Because you tie my heart in knot."

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4 years no call, now I’m looking pretty in a hotel bar…

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out. thinks abt warren daniel graham & just starts fucking crying

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Me:*does badly on something im supposed to be good at*

Me: Well i guess this is the end, im not good at anything anymore, i need to rethink my whole life and also die

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out. so my pages aren’t done but like this for a starter! i can’t wait to get warren up and running.

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