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hmmm

littleguymart

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remember that time a villain straight up put matt murdocks dad’s bones in his desk drawer bc wtf was that

#matt murdock #daredevil #the plot lines are like fever dreams to me tbh

shutupimtryin2write

IM CRYING

yodaprod

If you are mad about 80s calculators… more here

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

y’all r really gonna come for hamlet huh

#hamlet

valtsv

"my child is FINE" your child finds hamlet "relatable"

snookersneek

Yet more chaotic academia things:

Reciting Shakespeare to pets or inanimate objects, giving the most heart-wrenching, dramatic, and over-the-top performance known to man.

Highlighting only the homoerotic subtext in any given piece of literature.

Writing anonymous complaint letters to publishing companies, for the most insignificant flaws in printing. Just because of their boredom.

Constantly whistling "William Tell Overture".

Getting ink everywhere.

Always needing to pee because of the extortionate amounts of caffeine they drink.

Stitching a communist star to their beret.

80s meets Victorian gothic.

One squeaky shoe.

Making paper aeroplanes out of discarded essay pages, to launch at any and every unsuspecting stranger in the library.

startrekvsfaceapp

sugarkat

Objectively

the best

of the

Star Trek

movies.

katharkness

The best bit of the “nuclear wessels” scene, is that Nichelle Nichols and Walter Koenig literally went out and asked passerby. Not extras; genuine strangers on the street.

serialephemera

I want to emphasize: in 1986, during the Cold War, they had a man with a Russian accent thick enough to walk on wander the streets asking random people about nuclear technology. I’m amazed that people were (vaguely) helpful.

#star trek

the first time I listened to the mechs was sitting on a giant rock eating ben and jerrys w my friend and I described it as “Jonathan sims space punk band” and I think that’s very sexy of me

#the mechanisms #the mechs #why did I think of punk????#who knows

itslookingback

love

#the mechanisms #this is it this is peak dumbass dynamic

shitty-mechs-headcannons

jonny d’ville wears jean skirts. he’s from new texas (pseudo-american). come on.

Ohoho yes absolutely cowboy man and his jean skirt

geekingdweeb

hear me out tho,,,,Jonny d’ville in early 2000’s fashion

#the mechanisms #jonny d'ville #he has a slide phone too #like Elle woods type shit

filthyprotozoan

anyway top ten gender euphoria mechanisms moments

#the mechanisms #for me it’s always Tim in revenge of spaceport Mahon

shitty-mechs-headcannons

these were all worn by one-eyed jack at one point

#the mechanisms #the mechs #op what do you mean shitty headcanon

geekingdweeb

so uhh,,,does the aurora just not have a captain??

like obviously drumbot brian is the pilot and stuff but like,,,do they just go around w no captain?

also if there is no captain then how is jonny the first mate?

I know I’m thinking way too deep into this but

gunpowderdtim

There used to be a captain! Her name is Dr. Carmilla, she created the mechanisms! She has her own music! You can read more about her here!

Basically, she's a vampire who was very lonely. Lived multiple mechs lifespans at that point, adopted a flesh moon, misplaced her flesh moon daughter, etc.

So she decided to make this teenager immortal by giving him his heart when he died because she wanted a kid. This teenager was Jonny.

Then she went around the universe with them collecting other dead and dying mortals like Pokemon who she then made immortal. The mechs were her backing band until she left for reasons we still don't know the entirety of. The crew say they airlocked her, but we know that isn't the full story.

But Jonny isnt captain because Carmilla was, and no one wants Jonny to be in charge of anything.

geekingdweeb

ohh okay, I knew a bit about carmilla but didn’t know she was the captain!!

so uhh,,,does the aurora just not have a captain??

like obviously drumbot brian is the pilot and stuff but like,,,do they just go around w no captain?

also if there is no captain then how is jonny the first mate?

I know I’m thinking way too deep into this but

#the mechanisms #the mechs #jonny dville

yog-sothoth-official

so Jonny Sims said that Jonny ‘armed space pirate’ D’Ville would win against Jon ‘some library man’ Jarchivist a while ago on a stream and I just imagined like... Jon compels Jonny and Jonny pulls out a harmonica and somehow manages to give his statement in song format. it has a rhyme scheme. the other mechs turn up and join in because this is a fairly normal occurrence

geekingdweeb

this is literally just what the song one eyed Jacks is

#the mechanisms

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