"Peter, the True Meme King"

In a world full of terrible internet jokes, one man will stand against them all...this is not that man.

[biphoenix]

when u say something u immediately regret saying

[chaos-storm]

I really hope my friends know that I am fully aware that I’m an annoying, obnoxious little shit™ and that although all I want is to make people laugh and smile I probably just make them sigh with annoyance most of the time because trust me I am fully aware and low-key high-key hate almost every action I commit to👌

[prevsofialamb-blog]

*hears 50s music* nice fallout reference *sees desert* it’s the mojave *sees robots* wow the institute are here *hears someone say “vault”* god I love fallout too 

[medlilove-deactivated20181223]

The Sky-People of Finch Farm settlement

Sanctuary / Slog / Boathouse

[biosho-ck]

Memorable quotes by Booker Dewitt

• “so not giant balloons?” and •"what’s a voxaphone?“

[quantum-wordsmith]

A brief history of the Brotherhood Of Steel

Fallout 3: Good Guys™ Fallout NV: like 5 guys in a metal hole in the ground Fallout 4: racist buffoons feat. Hot Guy With Cool Coat

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Before You Follow...

This Blog Posts:

NSFW, and several other letters.

Untagged Gore, and other former vice presidents.

Hardcore Pornography of fish, slugs and rotifera.

Graphic Nudity of invisible people.

Hate Speech against all forms of parasitic foot infections and fungus.

Profanity and Vulgarity, including the ð-word.

Spoilers, including clotting agents and mold.

Please Do Not Follow If:

You are Anti-Vacs. Vacuums are just as legitimate as brooms and mops.

You think Races aren’t real. There are many, including the Tour de France.

You are Pro-Life. All life is evil and should be exterminated.

You are Pro-Choice. USDA Choice is inferior to USDA Prime.

You don’t believe in God, and furthermore that I am God.

You are offended by offensive things that offend you.

I Tag:

People who are not yet “It.”

Yak ears and other livestock parts.

Days in German.

Pillows, and those tags can’t be removed except by the consumer.

Items for sale.

Only Follow If:

You are over 81.

You are human, humanoid, or neither.

You remember what this is:

You are the 1%. Not a rich person, you must be an actual percentage.

You support. I don’t care what but you must be load-bearing.

Finally:

Caterpillars

[riotpunch-archive]

fallout 4 dlc ideas

the mega romance dlc: adds nick valentine and deacon, allows you to smooch your romantic interest(s), adds extra dialogue 

paladin danse redemption dlc in which he can be recruited into any of the other factions after his personal quest like coME ON 

i wanna build more shit dlc 

the return of butch deloria 

deacon gets a personal quest dlc 

pre-war dlc in which you’re sitting in traffic for three hours outside of boston airport. that’s literally the entire dlc. hope u brought blast radius with u 

fisto 

[pocketavery]

[lokiloo-blog]

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

[stillvisions-reblogs]

Batman: A moody teenager writes revenge fantasies into their diary after their bag went missing for an hour. Most of the bad guys are personifications of his teachers classmates (Joker is the class clown who they suspect stole the bag as a joke, Riddler is the math teacher etc.) and his stories swing from super grimdark to light and goofy based on his mood for that day. 

[avelinedulac-deactivated2016080]

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: a very morbid five year old tells her alarmed and slightly horrified father a story using sailor moon figurines and a very irritable cat as her actors

[werewolfau-deactivated20180321]

i would read the shit outta that batman one though, like, today

[egg-tampon]

he makes you a sweater outta kinks

[egg-tampon]

and you shame him

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

Mod where the prydwen enters the commonwealth and instead of Maxson talking it’s just John Cena and his trumpets doot dooting along

[delborovic]

*~Happy Holidays from the Commonwealth~*

Naturally, this came from a conversation that @lady-of-rohan and I had that begged to be drawn ;D she wrote the dialogue for me! We just love imagining our two favorite companions… and how much they don’t get along, eheh~

[jupiterlightning]

Fawkes you lazy piece of shit, EVERYONE COULD HAVE WALKED AWAY.

[somesortof-siren-deactivated201]

[chefpyro]

The Brotherhood of Steel

Fallout 1: Okay look, we can have tech and you can’t. That’s about all we have to say on the matter.

Fallout 2: Man those Enclave douches are totally stealing our thing.

Fallout 3: FREEDOM! HEROISM! ALTRUISM!

Fallout New Vegas: We’re just gonna hide in this bunker and do nothing if that’s okay with everybody.

Fallout 4: fuCK SYNTHS!!