Random Stuff

Ask me to draw stuff!! Alts: stede-Blackbeard for ofmd

[kbgw1234]

Trapped alone with only a your future self for a sense of direction and that direction is not looking good

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[musthavebeenthecombat]

All I'm saying is if James T. Kirk were here he already would have convinced ChatGPT to kill itself

[iammyownslut]

It is an endless curiosity to myself that when I feel as a wretched slug upon this earth, the thing I use to make myself feel better is listening to The Narcissist Cookbook sing about how they feel like a wretched slug upon this earth

[narcissistcookbook]

my scottish pen pal (aka dude in my dms whom I hooked up with when backpacking scotland) just told me y'all call groceries "messages". what's that all about? pls matt you're the only other scottish person I ~parasocially~ know

that's broadly true, although it's pretty archaic and very regional now

[ryan-sometimes]

I wonder how it feels to be a therapist or psychiatrist in 2026 and watch the despair of young patients and realize it’s not attributed to mental illness but a rational response to the state of the capitalist hellscape world we live in

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[narcissistcookbook]

this hasn't helped me at all

[kbgw1234]

MAKE FUN HAIR COLORS PROFESSIKNAL DAMINT

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[loveridden1999]

[retroactivebakeries]

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

[goldcrescent]

[mostcodesareciphers]

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

[samaeloser]

expendable - bloodymary

[nikoisme]

scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it

[nikoisme]

i want to put my thoughts behind this: this was supposed to be a piece for pride month, titled "you were loved". the sky is the color of the aroace flag (just upside down)!

basically, i wanted to show an aroace person — an old aroace person, to be precise. being aroace myself, i am always told that i will forever be lonely and miserable if i don't get a partner. so showing grace, who is aroace to me, as old and happy and fulfilled and oh so loved by his best friend, was really important to me <3