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UwU

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[geesebeemps]

Coloured versions

[geesebeemps]

I hate myself and I was too lazy to colour him

Name suggestions?

[geesebeemps]

I’m tired also here’s a bitch

[geesebeemps]

Uuuuuuuuh would you swipe right?

[thedicepaladin]

When the DM says “I’ll allow it” to your unorthodox idea/request:

[geesebeemps]

SKULL SHOT PUT!!!!!

[mistahawk]

blonde lesbians

the catgirls they’re in love with

[geesebeemps]

[be-bot]

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[geesebeemps]

MIRIO!

Best boy.

[interdimensionalvoyd]

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLYYYYY

[interdimensionalvoyd]

mchild…beautiful….

[elastigale]

It’s my sweet bean!! 😍

[amuseoffyre]

Okay, yes, Aaravos is a saucy bitch, but did no one notice the leader of the Sunfire elves? Because DAMN.

[geesebeemps]

Would smash but she’s so hot I’d get third degree burns...

Eh worth it. Someone grab the burn ointment.

[satansnotsobad-deactivated20200]

yall should reblog this with your zodiac sign and the color you associate with it in the tags

[geesebeemps]

What a funky lookin dog.

[geesebeemps]

I hecking love the undead