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Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Craig. He’s got horrible insomnia so he won’t sleep much anyway.
Who’s the one to make breakfast: Craig. Stan complains about being hungry all the time because he’s Literally hungry All The Time
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Craig, if it’s a day Stan keeps trying to go back to sleep/stay in bed
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Depends. Craig might say it as a joke, Stan might do it to make Craig uncomfortable. If it’s a serious suggestion, probably Craig. Stan is a wimp about that stuff
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Stan
Who chooses the movies: Usually Craig. He thinks that all of Stan’s movies are dumb. Stan thinks the same about Craig’s.
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Depends on who picked it.
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Stan
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Stan
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Stan
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Stan
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Craig
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Both of them. For two people who get nervous about sex, they’ll sacrifice their own dignity to get under the other’s skin
Who cooks dinner: both of them
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: both of them, although stan is reluctant to do it
Who stays up until 2 reading: Craig
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Craig
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Stan