digital lizard

vk.25+. they/them. games and garbage.

[hustlerose]

princesses are wildly overpopulated, not to mention invasive

[hustlerose]

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[huariqueje]

Smoking Piranha - Erika Lee Sears , 2024.

American, b. 1980s -

Oil on wood panel , 16 x 16 in.

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[fuckedelf]

I’m jerking a cum tribute to all tha victims of car crashes

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[lickmyleg-deactivated20250724]

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

[mlarayoukai-archive]

cat

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[omegaversereloaded]

[mystgourmet-deactivated20200102]

[studentofetherium]