It's Just a Mystery To Me @gelricka - Tumblr Blog

Due to tumblr being a terrible website, I needed to make a new blog when I got my new phone. Apperantly you cannot change your email/password info after having an account here for litterally 12 years. I love this app! Please come find me at my new blog. I miss all of you terribly 🥺 @g3lricka

dope-kulture

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

iamnotjody

G.O.A.T

dontforgettheclit

wtf

supervirgin

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

shmeards

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

gobbochune-deactivated20241018

i love that victory slide

applied-moths

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

above-average-gravy-deactivated

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

slowspinningredemption

thank god that’s over anyway make politics boring again 2020

thalergetic

anxious bitches rb this and put your brand of bodily/physical anxiety manifestation in the tags. i’ll go first mine is getting cold and shivering

#hand shakes #i chew the inside of my mouth #pick my nails #flick my fingers #so many #me

soo-deactivated20220919

starlightandtears

‪People on the internet really go “should children have rights? Discuss” as if they weren’t children. ‬

ororomunroedontpullout

They will also be like “how I was treated as a child profoundly effected me to this day. The world was cruel to me when I was at my most vulnerable. Anyway kids are nasty parasitic gremlins I hate them soooooo much unironically”

geminiwave

veeranger

i say this before doing just about anything

samandcheesewinchesterr

DJSKJSK

oil-robin

Would you kiss an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ super yes

letmebegaytodd

every single social interaction i've ever had has been complete guesswork

letmebegaytodd

every time i have a conversation i spend the next 30 minutes after grading myself

vanemuine-deactivated20240324

If someone tells you that they don’t like to be touched, that’s not an open invitation for you to keep touching them because you think it’s funny.

mxnrique

i just know that the writers of Veep and Parks and Recreation are pissed they couldn’t come up with something this funny asdsadfhffvjkl 😂😂😂

kidkendoll-deactivated20240714

I mean...the repetitiveness REALLY sounds like Trump

gluten-free-pussy

This is too batshit like I seriously refuse to believe that this isn’t a gag of some kind.

rslashrats

why do these people make biden sound more cool than he actually is

hedgehog-moss

I was thinking about names again today and remembered how when I was a kid my mums showed me the piece of paper on which they wrote baby name ideas before I was born, and I discovered that if I had been a boy they would have named me Corentin. A pretty average name in France, but they added “we would have nicknamed you Tintin!” which made me feel like I’d dodged a bullet. Their top girl name was Éléonore but they changed it at the last minute. They said “we hesitated, because we liked the nickname Léo for a girl” and I was so mad at them for changing their minds. I felt like I would have been so cool and popular as a Léo, like it would have changed my entire personality. For weeks afterwards, when I felt shy or awkward I wondered What would Léo do? and tried to act more confidently. Or I’d think, no way a girl named Léo would have acted so dumb. I grew to hate Léo. It was hard living in her perfect shadow and the solution child-me came up with to feel better about myself was to add my Discarded Boy Name-persona on my other shoulder. It worked. For a while I went through life caring a lot less if I messed up because what would Tintin do? something much stupider, no doubt