GeminiRolplay

Independant OC RP

[geminirolplay-blog]

*bumps into something?* Hey. ((I make the best starters lol))

Getting Bumped into, a brown haired guy stumbles, then slips, then stumbles some more directly into a large pile of hay. Flailing his way out of the pile, the now disgruntled figure burbled out a partially startled “WhaT shit hi, what, hello! Uh.” brushing the hay off his body, the guy looked far more confused than angry.

[scarletprofessor]

Wow. Rude. She grabbed his hand and pulled him up. “Where is the nearest town? I need to make a call.”

[geminirolplay-blog]

Having gotten up at least three times now, the guy was certainly left in a very confused state. Especially since her request was for the nearest town, when they were very clearly in one. Ok, he fell into a pile of hay, but there happened to be a lot of horses in this town. Least, that’s what the guy had speculated. “Well i mean, if you want me to show you a town, you're in one, M’am.”

[geminirolplay-blog]

*bumps into something?* Hey. ((I make the best starters lol))

Getting Bumped into, a brown haired guy stumbles, then slips, then stumbles some more directly into a large pile of hay. Flailing his way out of the pile, the now disgruntled figure burbled out a partially startled “WhaT shit hi, what, hello! Uh.” brushing the hay off his body, the guy looked far more confused than angry.

[scarletprofessor]

“Wow! Fuck. I am so sorry.” The female held out her hand to him. “I didn’t mean to do that. I just wanted to ask a question.”

[geminirolplay-blog]

Gently tapping the woman’s hand, he figured it was some kind of lowfive or something. He wasn’t sure. “No it’s fine, uh. Questions are neat, what’s up?” Shaking the last bit of the hay off of his head, the guy went about studying her face a bit. After a brief moment it was clear that he had no idea who the hell this person was.

[geminirolplay-blog]

*bumps into something?* Hey. ((I make the best starters lol))

Getting Bumped into, a brown haired guy stumbles, then slips, then stumbles some more directly into a large pile of hay. Flailing his way out of the pile, the now disgruntled figure burbled out a partially startled “WhaT shit hi, what, hello! Uh.” brushing the hay off his body, the guy looked far more confused than angry.

[relentless-optimist]

Reblog if I can straight up ask you for a RP.

[pawstet]

"Yo, hi, uh, Have you seen clannad?"

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[pawstet]

PURRSONALLY I THINK MEW HAVE THE GIST OF IT! IT’S A FURRY EASY PROCESS! AND WE DON’T HAVE TO DO ANY OF HARD WORK OURSELVES!

[geminirolplay-blog]

“right ok well. that’s fair. I can’t imagine the whole drone thing being very pleasant though. What with him like peering at whoever it is that needs to splurge next.”

[pawstet]

"Yo, hi, uh, Have you seen clannad?"

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[geminirolplay-blog]

“ho shit. I’d take a read, given that i might learn a thing. remember what the thing you’ve read was called?

whhhhat. ok. yeah see i didn’t think there was a third party to the whole reproduction thing cause the only thing i know about was like. human kinds. i didn’t think grubs could create trolls. so fuckin. that’s fuckin neato.

pails. i’m figuring it’s a reproductive thing then, again. ok welp i’m gonna stay a million miles away from that uh huh yup.”

[pawstet]

IT IS THE STORY OF A CERTAIN HUMAN I THINK. BUT IT’S ABOUT THE GAME SO IF MEW HAVE NEVFUR PLAYED IT THEN MEW WILL HARDLY FIND ANY ANSWERS!  MEW KNOW, I DO NOT F33L THE N33D TO GIVE A STRANGER ‘THE TALK’. USUALLY I WOULD JUMP AT THIS HOWEVFUR I AM UNSURE MEW KNOW WHAT MEW ARE GETTING YOURSELF INTO! 

[geminirolplay-blog]

“ohhhh. huh. ok. well i’ll have to look into it

anywho, ok... ok. well. I mean. I’m sure i’m probably never going to end up playing that game, though i’m sure i've run into some pretty terrifying faces that might be involved, but basically from what i’m going to piece together right now, troll A and troll B do the do, then go about splurging _something_ into a bucket, in which a drone takes a bucket to a giant moth-ie creature that then goes about laying a buncha eggs for infant troll-grubs to hatch from. i think. maybe. i hope. now like, whatever fucken work bruh but like man that’s quite the process. if i’m right. i doubt i am.”

[pawstet]

"Yo, hi, uh, Have you seen clannad?"

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[pawstet]

I SUPPAWSE MEW ARE NOT FURRY FURMILIAR WITH TV SHOWS AND THE SUCH? HOWEVFUR I DO PURRLIEVE THAT’S SOMETHING OUTSIDE MY ALLEY OF EXPERTISE. I DO NOT REMEMPURR THE DETAILS, BUT I MEOW I’VE READ ABOUT IT SOMEWHERE BEFURE OUTSIDE OF FICS AND TV. MEW SHOULD LOOK AT BREATH PLAYERS! I. NO. NO. EW. MOG NO. MEW MISUNDERSTAND. S33 THERE IS A MOTHER GRUB WHO LAYS US AND HATCHES US…MEW SHOULD SPEAK WITH A MARYAM ABOUT THAT THEY KNOW SO MUCH MORE. APPURENTLY! T33H33 ITS A TROLL THING! THEY HELP OUR LUSUS AND COLLECT PAILS WHEN IT’S TIME.

[geminirolplay-blog]

“ho shit. I’d take a read, given that i might learn a thing. remember what the thing you’ve read was called?

whhhhat. ok. yeah see i didn’t think there was a third party to the whole reproduction thing cause the only thing i know about was like. human kinds. i didn’t think grubs could create trolls. so fuckin. that’s fuckin neato.

pails. i’m figuring it’s a reproductive thing then, again. ok welp i’m gonna stay a million miles away from that uh huh yup.”

[pawstet]

"Yo, hi, uh, Have you seen clannad?"

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[pawstet]

THAT SOUNDS….ODDLY FURMILIAR. AND SO FURRY TERRIBLE! EXCITING BUT LONELY! SO MANY MIXED F33LS MOG T33H33 I F33L MEW ON THAT, I AM SO FURRY HAPPY WE HATCH AND ARE NOT PUSHED OUT AND SO FURRY HAPPY THAT WE DON’T HAVE TO PUSH ANYTHING OUT BECLAWSE MOG NO. I AM! SHE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO EAT RAW MEAT BUT I LEARNED HOW TO DO THE FIRE THING. WE LIVED IN A COZY CAVE AND THE DRONES BUILT ME A ROOM, A KITCHEN, A BATHROOM, AND A LIVING SPACE! IT WAS SO NICE! WELL, IT IS IND33D A SECRET! I LOVE CATS AND I KNOW HOW TO GET CATS TO LIKE ME HOWEVFUR THERE ARE SOME CATS THAT JUST WONT LIKE A PURRSON NO MATTER WHAT BECLAWSE THEY ARE JUST LIKE FUZZY FOUR LEGGED TROLLS!

[geminirolplay-blog]

“Wh, Oddly furmilia- familiar? What. What. You’re telling me that you’ve seen the issue i've dealt with already once orrrrr???

Also, hatching is unique too. no one ever told me about that before. What even is. and how do eggs not come out of trolls????

Also there’s a lot of things i don’t know apparently. holy crap. What are these drone things and why don’t i have them back at home.”

[pawstet]

"Yo, hi, uh, Have you seen clannad?"

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[pawstet]

THAT S33MS. FURRY STRANGE!

SO STRANGE. DO MEW NOT KNOW WHY THAT HAPPENED? HOWEVFUR. ONLY THAT PART OF HUMANS IS FURRY FURRY TERRIFYING. SO SCARY.

3333333333333333!!!! THEY ARE SO PAWSOME! I LOVE CATS SO FURRY MUCH AND BEING RAISED BY ONE WAS SOOO WONDERFURL!

[geminirolplay-blog]

“If i knew why it happened, i would have told you. It’s almost like space and time don’t have a solid grasp on me, so i tend to just pop from point A to B instantly, over and over again endlessly. It’s terrible. Also yeah birth giving is insane and i’m glad that i won’t be doing that any time soon.

Anywho, being raised by a cat seems pretty extreme honestly. how does that even work like. I guess raw meats are a thing sooooo i dunno. I bet you’re like a cat wizard or something, and you haven’t told a single soul yet about your wizardly powers.”

[pawstet]

"Yo, hi, uh, Have you seen clannad?"

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[pawstet]

EWWWW!!!!! MOG NO! I’D NEVFUR LET ANYTHING GROW INSIDE ME MOG NOOOOO!!!!! THAT’S THE WORST! 

HE WAS GIVEN TO ME BY SOME NO FACES. AND I TAKE CARE OF HIM LIKE MY OWN BECLAWSE THAT’S WHAT FAMILY IS! MY MOTHER IS A GIANT KITTYCAT QU33N! I LOVE HER LOTS T33H33 THEY SOUND WONDERFURL! I THINK. I AM NOT SURE. HOPEFURLY IT WASN’T TOO LONELY FUR MEW GROWING UP!

[geminirolplay-blog]

“Honestly i wasn’t home very often. especially considering how every day i end up at some new location for some undisclosed reason or another. Anywho, I’m not sure what your kind of definition of gross is but like, that seriously is human reproduction in a nutshell though soooo i mean. Whatever floats your boat? humans are gross.

cats are great though, i fucking love cats. holy shit. smother me in cats please.”

[xtadashii]

The more Desmond spoke, the more Tadashi’s nose scrunched up in both confusion and curiosity. Regardless, it was the man’s business, not his own.

          “So long story short, you have no idea how to get home, do you?”

[geminirolplay-blog]

“Basically, yeah. yeah that’s the whole gist.” Shrugging, Desmond figured that his head was ten feet up his ass. No big deal. “Anywho. Whatcha up to?”

It’s not like he was immediately going to need help. That and chit chat kept him sane. That and this tadashi guy is interesting so he might as well get an idea of who he is.

[xtadashii]

Alright, the rambling on had won points with the engineer. He’d been staring at Desmond in awe with each word, almost impressed. The retake was initiated, however, but it was still an unforgettable first impression. He held out his hand with a welcoming smile.

          “Tadashi. Hopefully you didn’t walk all the way here while searching for… What was it again?”

[geminirolplay-blog]

Flashing a wide grin, Desmond took Tadashi’s hand to give it a firm shake or two. Tadashi was pretty considerate, considering he didn't have to ask if Desmond was doing 100% fantastical. Not that he minded either way. He was just glad that he’s got a face to talk to for once, rather than some fucktarded ethereal being from the nth dimension.

“Right. Uh. As far as getting here goes, it’s really complicated and i’m P’ sure you wouldn’t take what i said seriously. Like at all. On the other note, i’m trying to get home. Thing is, i don’t know where i am really even though i know where this is, but like finding my way around the way i’m thinking of is fucking terrible. Again, i’m very sure you wouldn’t take me seriously if i went into detail.”

A very flat smile was plastered on Desmond’s face. If this guy knew anything about quantum relativity and the fabric of space he would shit himself. Readjusting his blue jeans, a long sigh escaped him

[pawstet]

"Yo, hi, uh, Have you seen clannad?"

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[geminirolplay-blog]

“Wh-. Right yes it’s kinda painful sometimes cause like, watching the fuckin dude is just. He was there and i was pissed off cause what lusii in their right mind would take their deathly ill kid out on a trip, only to weep onto the remaining corpse of their dead child, whom only exists due to the mother’s sacrifice. like what the fuck. By mother i meant lusii haha whops.

on another note, have you seen toradora?”

[pawstet]

I KNOW WHAT A MOTHER IS! :33 I HAVE A MOTHER AND AM A MOTHER T33H33 MOG. IT WAS SO TERRIBLE I FELT SO BAD FUR THE LITTLE WRIGGLER. HE REALLY N33DED A WAKE UP CALL HOWEVFUR HIS BEHAVFUR TO HIS KIT WAS JUST SO PAWFUL! THE WORST!

THAT I HAVE NOT S33N AND HAVE SOME IFFY F33LS ABOUT BECLAWSE OF SOMEONE I CARE FURRY LITTLE ABOUT.

[geminirolplay-blog]

“Y’know, that’s. interesting. I guess. I’m not gonna bother asking cause i figure that’s probably kinda personal and i really wouldn’t want to tread on that kind of ground. 

Anywho you’re a mom. and have a mom. I didn’t even know trolls could do that, and i’ve been around the block accidentally more than just a couple times to count. like if it’s adoptive sure but. lets not worry about it. cause i’m really not concerned about circumstance, least right now.

i guess i have a couple parental figures too? they always come off as very flamboyant though, and i just don’t understand them. at all. like half the time i barely ever see them.

[geminirolplay-blog]

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[geminirolplay-blog]

So, first of all i’m active again, finally. I used to be laoziharmony and eruditerapturist. Then things happened and i grew as a person. so did the character. then i was like “Yo, fuckin, what if i fuckin, did more than one character bruh” and here i am making posts again as the brand spankin new geminirolplay. aw ye. sparkly as fuck n’shit.

awye

[xtadashii]

geminirolplay started following you

          “I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before.”

[geminirolplay-blog]

“OH uh Yeah i’m kinda lost. To be straight with you. Well i mean, i’m not completely lost but a while ago i was totes magoats me-wandering around some place called hongcouver, and now all of a sudden i’m here. Or something.” Pausing to consider what he just said, the brown haired guy pushed the air from his cheeks though his lips like a popped tire before adding “God, that was a mess. Let me try again.

I’m Desmond, How’s it going bud?”

[pawstet]

"Yo, hi, uh, Have you seen clannad?"

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[geminirolplay-blog]

“Oh fuckin, yeah. yeah that show just totally got myself in a whole mess of bullshit and sad times. I don’t even understand how fucking sad everything was. and then it was like haha nope acutally he’s just a fuckin dweeb so i just. fuck that show man. fuck it ♫~right in the mouth~♫”

[pawstet]

I HARDLY REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM THAT SHOW EXCEPT THAT I WEPT LIKE A WRIGGLER AND ADORED THE LUSII THEY WERE SO WONDERFURL THE SECOND PART OF THAT SERIES WAS ALSO FURRY SAD AND CONFUSING BUT SO PURRFECT!

[geminirolplay-blog]

“Wh-. Right yes it’s kinda painful sometimes cause like, watching the fuckin dude is just. He was there and i was pissed off cause what lusii in their right mind would take their deathly ill kid out on a trip, only to weep onto the remaining corpse of their dead child, whom only exists due to the mother’s sacrifice. like what the fuck. By mother i meant lusii haha whops.

on another note, have you seen toradora?”