Incorrect SKZ Quotes

Exactly what the title says. (Not all scenarios are mine!)

[istaykid]

Minho: are you sexually active?

Hyunjin: nah, I just lie there

Minho:

[istaykid]

Chan, in a parking lot: Stay you’ve got to trust me. You’ll love again, because time heals a broken heart (:

Chan, brick in his hand ready to throw it: BUT NOT THAT BITCH’S CAR

[istaykid]

Minho: wow, this parking job is about as straight as I am

Chan: I know that I should focus on you coming out to me, but did you just INSULT my fucking parking

[istaykid]

Minho: your future self is talking shit about you right now

Changbin: Well jokes on him, I’ll ruin his life.

[istaykid]

Jisung: go big or go home!

Chan, tears in his eyes: Jisung I am begging you. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Jisung: I’m going big

[istaykid]

Jeongin: People who sleep with their phones on silent or DND really don’t give a shit about anyone

Minho: Look, if you think it’s a good idea to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and god

[istaykid]

Chan: You didn’t come home last night, so where were you?!

Seungmin: I- I was in the club doing drugs and kissing girls!

Chan: Don’t you lie to me, I know you were at the library again, you FUCKING NERD!

[istaykid]

Chan: Why are you shoving all that icecream down your throat, aren’t you supposed to be lactose intolerant?

Hyunjin: I thought that maybe if I eat it fast enough, my body wouldn’t notice,

[istaykid]

Minho, proposing: Han Jisung, ever since our debut, we’ve been hanging out quite a lot. I’d like to continue that. Preferably until we’re dead. So please put on this ring so people know we have an arrangement.

[istaykid]

Seungmin: You know you can die from that right?

Minho, smoking a cigarette: Exactly! That’s the point.

Changbin, drinking alcohol: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Felix, eating raw cookie dough while nodding:

[istaykid]

Jeongin: What is love?

Chan: A warzone of feelings.

Seungmin: A neurochemical reaction.

Felix: Baby don’t hurt me.

[istaykid]

Jisung, accidentally brushes his hand against Minho’s:

Minho, aggressively holds his hand: Fucking commit to it.

[istaykid]

Seungmin: Okay, come on, you’ve gotta learn how to flirt, so show me what you got.

Jeongin, trying to lower his voice and failing miserably: Seungmin, I’ll treat you like my homework

Seungmin: And how is that exactly?

Jeongin: I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Seungmin, blinks:

[istaykid]

Hyunjin: Whenever Seungmin is mad at me, I go and tighten all the lids on jars so he has to come and ask me for help

Glass breaking in the background:

Hyunjin: It hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen

[istaykid]

Changbin: Felix... What are you doing?

Felix: Do you trust me?

Changbin: You’re my boyfriend, the love of my life. We’ve known each other for years and we’ve been together through thick and thin. You know my deepest, darkest secrets of which I know yours too. You are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, the only one who makes me feel joy on the worst days and I am so, incredibly deep and madly in love with you.

Felix: So... Do you trust me?

Changbin: Not even a little bit, no.

[istaykid]

Hyunjin: I’m a limited edition. Only one of me. I’m unique. No copies!

Minho: Thank god

[istaykid]

Chan: good romance starts with good friendship. and what does bad romance start with?

Stays: ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la

Chan: no