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So you might've noticed I've been inactive lately. It's not because of art block, I've actually been drawing a lot recently. It's because of Palestine. Because I genuinely fucking despise how little attention has been on Palestine, how Tumblr has just moved on. The genocide is still ongoing, but it feels like Tumblr has just stopped caring. Palestine isn't a fucking trend. Taking a break is different than completely diverting your eyes to return to fucking shitposting.
So, I'm effectively holding my art ransom. If you send me a receipt showing that you donated as little as a dollar to the PCRF, or to CareForGaza, or that you bought an eSim, or that you have donated to help free Palestine in general, I will post one piece of art/sketch I've done. Hell, I will take art requests if you donate five dollars or more.
You wanna see my art again? Donate to Palestine. Or hell, encourage someone else to donate to Palestine if you can't yourself. Time's running out, and Palestine NEEDS support. Pay up, bitches. Free Palestine.
If you want me to post one piece of art, donate as little as one dollar, and send a receipt as proof.
If you want to specifically request art from me, donate five dollars and send the receipt as proof.
You might think that one dollar is too little and won't do much good, but if 130 people all think that, then that's 130 less dollars. No it isn't much individually, but that's not the point. It's raising money COLLECTIVELY.
If you personally can't donate, see if there's someone in your life who can.
I genuinely think that I might not post my art on Tumblr again without someone donating. That is how seriously I'm taking this.
I'm not joking.
SO FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, just donate SOMETHING, ANYTHING, to Palestine!
Hey people who don't know shit abt the FNAF games, which of these fucking deranged facts about the series did you know? (don't vote if you're a fnaf game fan)
the bite of 87 isn't that important to the lore. the bite of 83 however,
golden freddy MIGHT have two souls in them and they might be different genders
there are two purple guys and only one of them is actually purple
foxy has weird fucking genders
fnaf takes place in utah
one of the novels had matpat mpreg
purple guy (the murderer one) might also be a yellow guy
there are not five dead children! there are at least eight
purple guy and his family are inexplicably british. no one else is just them
there are three different people in the series named jeremy and they all die
bears are canonically extinct
what the fuck is going on in fnaf (knew none of this)
Voting ended onDec 30, 2023
If any other FNAF fans wanna throw in your favorite fucking insane FNAF facts PLEASE do
VAGUE explanations under the cut (please know I feel like that xkcd panel about overestimating the average person's knowledge of a topic right now)
the bite of 87 isn't important to the lore: It comes up ONCE in the first game, barely effects the lore, we don't even know who it happened to, literally its only lore impact is that the animatronics can't walk around during the day anymore. meanwhile the bite of 83 is incredibly likely to be the inciting incident that caused the murderer to do the murders. the "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87" meme is not the bite of 87
golden freddy might have two souls: in the final fnaf 3 cutscene the bad end has golden freddy's head with two lights in it, and in the survival logbooks it's heavily implied there are two spirits rummaging around in there. there's more evidence but it's funnier if i don't tell you. the generally accepted canon is that golden freddy is possessed by a little boy named evan and a little girl named cassidy which is so genderweird of them
there are two purple guys and only one of them is actually purple: purple guy one is a murderer who killed at least six children. purple guy two is a rotting corpse who had his organs scooped out and possessed his own dead body to hunt down his father (who is purple guy one) and set him on fire twice. purple guy one is also a rotting corpse but he's in a fursuit
foxy has weird fucking genders: the foxy from the first few fnaf games is a guy and is referred to with he/him pronouns. in sister location, there's a foxy called funtime foxy, and when you select "girls night" in the custom night, they're one of the contestants. and in ultimate custom night, mangle (a really fucked up version of foxy) is referred to with he/she pronouns. this is canon and makes my gay little heart very happy
fnaf takes place in utah: fnaf takes place in utah
one of the novels had matpat mpreg: okay it's technically not matpat it's a guy named mat. however it's hilarious to say it's matpat. no this isn't a joke there was mpreg. with springtrap. i refuse to explain this
purple guy (the murderer one) might also be a yellow guy: in pizza sim there's a minigame with lore in it where you play a yellow mustard man who's a terrible father. it's theorized a lot that he may be the ourple guy because his son has grey text. no we don't know why he became yellow. he's never yellow again except when he's one of the comical amount of bunnies (there are like ten different bunnies in fnaf)
there are eight dead kids: we even know their names!
purple guy and his family are all british: in the opening cutscene to sister location, we hear the voice of one "mr. afton", who is the purple guy (the one who killed kids). he's british. throughout sister location, we hear the voice of a little girl, who is heavily theorized to be afton's daughter- elizabeth afton. one piece of evidence for this is that she is also british. and in the final cutscene of sister location, we hear the voice of someone named michael (who is the purple guy who's actually purple), talking to his father, and saying he's gonna come fucking KILL him, right before springtrap (purple guy) is shown and guess what michael's fuckin british. fnaf takes place in utah and no other characters are british. it's just the aftons.
there are three different jeremys and they all die: jeremy fitzgerald from the second game is heavily theorized to be the bite of 87 victim. one of the missing children is named jeremy and is possessing one of many bunnies. in the vr game a guy named jeremy is haunted by one of many bunnies and cuts his own face off. i personally find it hilarious to headcanon that jeremy fitzgerald is also jeremy from vr and maybe even the jeremy who got killed by william afton. especially considering the time traveling ballpit
bears are canonically extinct: in security breach, handunit mentions this in ONE LINE. it is not lore important. it is never mentioned again. objectively the funniest possible thing steel wool could've done
what the fuck is going on in fnaf: Buddy this is barely scratching the surface I haven't even talked about the child sized compartment in Circus Baby. You don't even know about the Charliebots or the Nightmare Gas. Do you even know about the Mimic. Do you have any idea what remnant is. There are ten different bunnies who are all also the same bunny. If you get into FNAF lore you will exit a changed man. Nothing here matters. There is a time travel ballpit
Anyway Cassidy isn't the Vengeful Spirit Michael is read that excellent Google Doc by @/whencartoonsruletheworld and THANK ME LATER
(Me:*it's 7am,anxiety and Adhd just kick in and I don't understand the rules even after reading them 3 times* I am irritated at myself too! I am not smart.. ;~; also I never have encountered a blog that did this sort of thing before so it does not help... I try not to annoy people.. Other blogs I come from are W.D Gaster which I am at the most, Split-Addison, orange is m favorite color "Addison blog", ask-the-stringless, and many more and I mainly use Grey the sweet pacifist innocent bean)
((Basically: You DM me and tell me your plans for Kris, and I'll tell you if they work or not. I'm sorry if I'm coming across as angry, this has happened many many times.))
(Grey:*so clueless* Dire: Idiot you got to read the rules -he says smacking her hard with the rule book on how to do stuff here- Grey: I'M TRYING I DON'T GET IT! *she says loudly confused and sad crying a bit and Dire facepalms and swears*)
((You do know this is out of character, right? If you wanna start a storyline with GH!Kris, ask, tell me your ideas, if it doesn't fit, then stop. This is getting irritating.))
( Grey: O H Sorry!! *she says looking sad because she got in trouble* Dire:-facepalms- Useless like always and some how manages to get in trouble... Not *blep*ing surprised...