[genderqueerbalkanbimbo]

♡

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[paper-stars-still-glow]

im gonna be real with you hotboyproblems it scares me somuch

[cultstatus]

why is the Denny's job application asking me these things

[eyetosky]

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

[marzipanandminutiae]

My housemates and I have decided on our Christmas message to the world

[anexperimentallife]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[pseudomasochist]

I have started unironically doing this. It is DEVASTATINGLY effective. You make friends SO easily.

Stop wishing people would do this and be the person who does this.

[animentality]

[3000s]

my apologies mr mama

[3000s]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

there should be creatures that only exist at night. they should be made of shadow and, if possible, evil itself. and they should be impossible to defeat!

[plasmalogical]

[doityourselfbombs]

every day I have to make decisions

[averyterrible]

TRIP REPORT. Dosage: .25L hot chocolate, 15g marshmallows. t-5m: began heating water, feeling anticipation. t2m: extremely cozy throughout whole body.

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

[violetheart77]

that time of year again

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[punkrock-bottom]

You're a faggot and chronically online

[punkrock-bottom]

I just realised this might have been meant as hate and not a daily affirmation of how cool and awesome I am.

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[dreadwedge]

wake up, mrs claus... it's christmas eve... can you fuck all 100 virgin elves hidden throughout santa's workshop before your husband returns from work? hover your cursor over an elf and press F when the Fuck Meter is green to fuck an elf, but look out! if you mistime your fuck, the virginity of nearby elfs will be restored... you have one hour... good luck mrs claus... and to all a good night... ho ha ho... (0/100) (59:58)